Bennett Medical College - Em Dee Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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.. . lin -g--Y- FAMOUS AUTHORS NOW IN THE JUNIOR CLASS AND THEIR WORKS. Read--Diseases of Women. . Mock-Electricity and the Student. Kadlitz-Slain and Venereal Diseases. Sullivan-Heart Diseases, 'Iheir Etiology and Treatment. Stokes-Wooed and Won. Karal--The Anarchist, His Aims and Ambitions Wells-Diseases of Children. Little-Dream Women I Have Met. Boyer-Autobiography of a Bean. Johnson-Eye Studies. Mohr-The Tango: and Its Esthetic Value to Modern Civilization. Harris--Playfairs System of Midwifery. Collins- Heart Throbsf' Van Arsdall-Refraction, Its Use and Abuse. Sweany-Marriage, Its Possibilities and Probabilities. Graves-Tl-IE. YEAR BOOK. IQI6 Em Dee. Kruse-Music Hath Charms to Soothe the Savage Beast. Trowbridge-Advice to the Lovelorng or What a Wife Should Be. Kelly-Parliamentary Rulings, Past and Present. Provost-The Relation of Allopecia to Brain Power. Omensl-cy-Business is Business, and Why It Is. Pickett-The Emotions. Plant-Medical Gynecology. Schwager-Drugs and Their Relation to Modern Medicine Haney-Delsarte and Calisthenics. Nielsen- How I Became Famous. Stoycoff- Buttermilk and the Bacillus Lacticusf' Chiasson, IVI. J.- Why' Silence is Golden. Kegel-Vivisection and Vaccination. Herschel- Pep and How to Attain It. Powers-The A. B. C. Method of Medicine aiicl Surgery. Heiligenstine-Sleep: lts Survival Value. Gundrum-Physiological Psychiatry. Kan-Organotheraphy and Pediatrics. Goodwin-How to Become a Big Leaguer. ff E l l l Qi S R If 5 3 l 5 ' ' it :SL Q 'E Y-,Q .! 2164

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Mix- Who was the young lady l saw you with to-day, Dougherty? Dougherty- That's my gal, and she is the apple of my eye. Mix- Does she miss you when you are away? Dougherty-ulVliss me? Why, she sim- ply pines for me. Mix-iioh, she must be a pineapple. Malone will now sing a favorite little ballad entitled, lf my brother is blind on one side of his face will the other be the seaside Qsee sideJ. ln the East, West, North and South A doctor lives from hand to mouth. Meyers fin Pharmacology labj- Say: what makes that dog Wag his tail up and down instead of sideways? Freeman- Oh, he was raised in '5mith's Hotel' and the rooms are so nar- row up there that he dicln't have room to wag his tail any other way. Freund brought his girl to church one day, You know that she is German: The hat she wore, it was so loud, He couldn't hear the sermon. A pretty girl, Eastman, a crowded car, Please take my seat, and there you are. A crowded car, EBSIUIBH, a Wofnan She stands, and there you are again. Glatt- Beachy always said that there was no danger in going up in an aero- plane. Axelrad-ul know, but he clidn't say anything about coming clown. A certain sophomore leaning against Dav's barber pole after the banquet- There you go spending all your money on those flashy neckties and I have to eat Cazollo's soup. Fine room-mate. If Anderson is built high in the air is Sogo-low? If lVlalone's singing key is B Hat, what is Belens-key? If Schwartz dined in the Sherman House where would Van Duine? lf a chicken got by Eastman. would Nylander? 235