Bennett Medical College - Em Dee Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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Eewsewf LlFE'S LITTLE IRRITATIONS. For weeks Macsparin arrived home in the small hours and, waking Kelly, his room-mate, would exclaim! You know, Kelly, l believe that girl really loves me! Nathanson can rest assured that his life will never hang by a hair. The ushortcomingfsf' of Sodaro. Snowballing in the Junior room. The apple core brigade. The incessant chattering of the fair sex in the back row during lecture. What worries the unclertalcers: Who's going to bury the last man on earth? lf Helen was speechless with delight on seeing a beautiful gown-could you call her a mute-elated being? ln the spring the man who changes heavy clothes for garments light may be healthy in the morning and a pulseless thing at night. Jackson thoughtlessly swats Hy on Provost's head. Miller ahsentmindedly pulls Kunce's hair. At the Autopsy-Cnc stiff after an- other. Great oaths from little corns do grow. Every little disease has a sympton of its own.' D13

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.. . lin -g--Y- FAMOUS AUTHORS NOW IN THE JUNIOR CLASS AND THEIR WORKS. Read--Diseases of Women. . Mock-Electricity and the Student. Kadlitz-Slain and Venereal Diseases. Sullivan-Heart Diseases, 'Iheir Etiology and Treatment. Stokes-Wooed and Won. Karal--The Anarchist, His Aims and Ambitions Wells-Diseases of Children. Little-Dream Women I Have Met. Boyer-Autobiography of a Bean. Johnson-Eye Studies. Mohr-The Tango: and Its Esthetic Value to Modern Civilization. Harris--Playfairs System of Midwifery. Collins- Heart Throbsf' Van Arsdall-Refraction, Its Use and Abuse. Sweany-Marriage, Its Possibilities and Probabilities. Graves-Tl-IE. YEAR BOOK. IQI6 Em Dee. Kruse-Music Hath Charms to Soothe the Savage Beast. Trowbridge-Advice to the Lovelorng or What a Wife Should Be. Kelly-Parliamentary Rulings, Past and Present. Provost-The Relation of Allopecia to Brain Power. Omensl-cy-Business is Business, and Why It Is. Pickett-The Emotions. Plant-Medical Gynecology. Schwager-Drugs and Their Relation to Modern Medicine Haney-Delsarte and Calisthenics. Nielsen- How I Became Famous. Stoycoff- Buttermilk and the Bacillus Lacticusf' Chiasson, IVI. J.- Why' Silence is Golden. Kegel-Vivisection and Vaccination. Herschel- Pep and How to Attain It. Powers-The A. B. C. Method of Medicine aiicl Surgery. Heiligenstine-Sleep: lts Survival Value. Gundrum-Physiological Psychiatry. Kan-Organotheraphy and Pediatrics. Goodwin-How to Become a Big Leaguer. ff E l l l Qi S R If 5 3 l 5 ' ' it :SL Q 'E Y-,Q .! 2164