Bennett Medical College - Em Dee Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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BEANS. A student was I at college you see, My purse was always light. l dined at places where lunches were free To get rid of my apetite. l discovered, however, this couldn't last, You had to spend money or git. So I bought me a peck of navy beans, And started right home with it. l soaked two pounds for one whole day, And cool-:ed them in a pot. l cooked them several hours or more. Then ate them while red hot. I decided that beans were a student's dish And not very expensive eating. A couple of pounds would go a long way Toward reducing the cost of living. But after six meals of this wonderful food l could not eat so well. My appetite suddenly disappeared, And l craved for something swell. So l decided they're not a student's dish. They are better in the can. And if you wish to economize, Do not use my subtle plan. Beans, beans, glorious beans, They pack in snug and tight. There they remain, and remain, and remain 'Till dislodged with dynamite. -C. E. BOYER, 'l6. ,- ff' t ,, A , gap- .- 2' ' ifllf , ,Q 6 lpn s 'gl I nu' W f MV: Y fi. I' ,I A .V n 1 r Q' A N , , ff' 5' , x . ff! N J 5 1- I 1 ' r x iffy. W ' f..lUgSp p-rvraofs W 1' , U The BcLu.Lled SUUJQHLU lr-H,

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im THE LAST CARR. The Carrs already had a very large family when the arrival of another little Carr was announced. My goodnessli' exclaimed one of the long-suffering neighbors. lt is certain- ly to be hoped that this is the caboosef' Dr. Rankin- What are the symptoms of acute salpingitis? Kegel- You have pain and? Dr. Rankin- l have nothing: she has them. Langford- When you're crazy you're happy. Voice- You seem to be tickled to death. lVlcSparin- Look at that sophomore rave. Powers- Let him rave: he is just learning what we forgot. Dr. MacDiarm1d- Why doesn't the stomach digest itself? George-'Alt does not digest itself on account of the alkalinity of the blood. Dr. MacDiarmid1 When is the hydro- chloric acid secreted? George- When you see a juicy beef steak before you. Dr. MacDiarmid- When does your stomach secrete H. CL? Kegel- Pyemia is an acute infectious disease characterized by blood in the vascular system. Dr. Edmonson- What is mastitis? Finlcelherg fprompting Keshishianf- Ulnflammation of the mast. Dr. Edmonson- What is the per cent- age of tat, sugar and proteids in cow's milk? Keshishian- 4-4-4. Dr. Edmonson- What is the per cent- age in mother's milk? Finlcelberg fprompting Keshishianl--- 6-0-6. G..1..... 5. ., WM 1fi?ff.Z'l3if?'t9 i'F' E1:':.'h1.? szrfzmlr, .4,..i't V ---SCT-A -- 5u'SiIl.Lirf...i .ff 1 ,. 5. K ' , b f 69- f l . , ii. f:r RE, -. i 'EZ ,i . -of ve 5 y st K . F Q. 7' Um, -uw, nimim... lumps' UQH u l

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Wi All if i fx ,i gl f 1 Doctor- Who was your doctor? Patient- DL lVlCClurg. Doctor- What l-:ind of idiotic advice did he give you? Patient- He advised me to send for you. As toward them the exam days came fly- ing, ln terror for text hooks they fled: For something within them was crying, You must show up now, or you're dead. The naked hills lie wanton to the hreezeg The fields are nude, the groves un- frocked: Bare are the limbs of shameless treesg No wonder that the corn is shocked! Full many a man, both young and old, Has gone to his sarcophagus By pouring water. icy cold, A-down his hot esophagus. l wrote to the college and asked how my boy Dick was getting along, and where he slept nights. What did they say? They wrote back saying, Dick is all right: he sleeps in classes during the day: but we are unable to learn where he sleeps nights, U30 ,-