Bennett Medical College - Em Dee Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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im THE LAST CARR. The Carrs already had a very large family when the arrival of another little Carr was announced. My goodnessli' exclaimed one of the long-suffering neighbors. lt is certain- ly to be hoped that this is the caboosef' Dr. Rankin- What are the symptoms of acute salpingitis? Kegel- You have pain and? Dr. Rankin- l have nothing: she has them. Langford- When you're crazy you're happy. Voice- You seem to be tickled to death. lVlcSparin- Look at that sophomore rave. Powers- Let him rave: he is just learning what we forgot. Dr. MacDiarm1d- Why doesn't the stomach digest itself? George-'Alt does not digest itself on account of the alkalinity of the blood. Dr. MacDiarmid1 When is the hydro- chloric acid secreted? George- When you see a juicy beef steak before you. Dr. MacDiarmid- When does your stomach secrete H. CL? Kegel- Pyemia is an acute infectious disease characterized by blood in the vascular system. Dr. Edmonson- What is mastitis? Finlcelherg fprompting Keshishianf- Ulnflammation of the mast. Dr. Edmonson- What is the per cent- age of tat, sugar and proteids in cow's milk? Keshishian- 4-4-4. Dr. Edmonson- What is the per cent- age in mother's milk? Finlcelberg fprompting Keshishianl--- 6-0-6. G..1..... 5. ., WM 1fi?ff.Z'l3if?'t9 i'F' E1:':.'h1.? szrfzmlr, .4,..i't V ---SCT-A -- 5u'SiIl.Lirf...i .ff 1 ,. 5. K ' , b f 69- f l . , ii. f:r RE, -. i 'EZ ,i . -of ve 5 y st K . F Q. 7' Um, -uw, nimim... lumps' UQH u l

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Pruner- Why don't you like Couldis dictionary? Dunham- Oh, it changes the sub- ject too often. Glover- Why do doctors write their prescriptions in Latin? Boyer- They don't. They write them so poorly that everybody thinks it's Latin. Dr. Harrigan- Where do you general- ly find cut throat? Pickett- ln the region of the neck. Dr. Norden- How is the cough in bronchial pneumonia PM Schwager-- Dry cough. Dr. Norden- How much of it is dry? Schwager- Oh, about fifty per cent. Dr. Norden- An lrishman never knows when he has enough. Sweaney, will you-H Sweany- Doctor, l know. l have enough. Dr. Wade- Pruner, define epilepsy. Pruner- Epilepsy is a periodic attack of unconsciousness without loss of Con- sciousnessf' as Iwi . Q 'f at il Y R U Mi1.L1r-11. DRQTANGO Monk ., 227

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BEANS. A student was I at college you see, My purse was always light. l dined at places where lunches were free To get rid of my apetite. l discovered, however, this couldn't last, You had to spend money or git. So I bought me a peck of navy beans, And started right home with it. l soaked two pounds for one whole day, And cool-:ed them in a pot. l cooked them several hours or more. Then ate them while red hot. I decided that beans were a student's dish And not very expensive eating. A couple of pounds would go a long way Toward reducing the cost of living. But after six meals of this wonderful food l could not eat so well. My appetite suddenly disappeared, And l craved for something swell. So l decided they're not a student's dish. They are better in the can. And if you wish to economize, Do not use my subtle plan. Beans, beans, glorious beans, They pack in snug and tight. There they remain, and remain, and remain 'Till dislodged with dynamite. -C. E. BOYER, 'l6. ,- ff' t ,, A , gap- .- 2' ' ifllf , ,Q 6 lpn s 'gl I nu' W f MV: Y fi. I' ,I A .V n 1 r Q' A N , , ff' 5' , x . ff! N J 5 1- I 1 ' r x iffy. W ' f..lUgSp p-rvraofs W 1' , U The BcLu.Lled SUUJQHLU lr-H,