Bennett Medical College - Em Dee Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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Pruner- Why don't you like Couldis dictionary? Dunham- Oh, it changes the sub- ject too often. Glover- Why do doctors write their prescriptions in Latin? Boyer- They don't. They write them so poorly that everybody thinks it's Latin. Dr. Harrigan- Where do you general- ly find cut throat? Pickett- ln the region of the neck. Dr. Norden- How is the cough in bronchial pneumonia PM Schwager-- Dry cough. Dr. Norden- How much of it is dry? Schwager- Oh, about fifty per cent. Dr. Norden- An lrishman never knows when he has enough. Sweaney, will you-H Sweany- Doctor, l know. l have enough. Dr. Wade- Pruner, define epilepsy. Pruner- Epilepsy is a periodic attack of unconsciousness without loss of Con- sciousnessf' as Iwi . Q 'f at il Y R U Mi1.L1r-11. DRQTANGO Monk ., 227

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Pindell-Startles the class by saying- ' t d sewerage often causes ncontamina e typhoid fever. d Billious for U short. Bill Feldman-Calle Kegel- A diap drug which man sweat. oman? makes a Dr. Steiner- Why not a w horetic is a Maurer- l ought to have a valet to carry my glasses. Harris- You mean an ally. BVS COD' tor, do you h Finkelberg- Doc vulsions in paralysis? ell Rom- clnt-HHOW do you sp Stu e berg? Dr. Weis- R-h-o-m: R-o-m-Oh! spell it just like l pronounce it. Professor fto student who has just re- citedJ- That's wrong. Student- I know it, but you wanted an answer. Kan to Hedaiul-low is your brother getting along? Heda- Fine: the doctor's stopped coming. Professor- When does the second stage of labor begin? Gomberg- When the patient changes her grunt to a groan. se would you give a 3 Steiner- Kru . ' m sulphate. Dr. nursing mother magnesiu Kruse-- NO, sir. Dr. Steiner- Why not? Kruse- Because it would cause abor- tion. Dr. Lambert fyawningj-- l had a bad case last night: l was so tired l fell asleep on the third rail, coming in from St. Charles. fSome sleep., armicll- Plant fanswering Dr. lVlacDi l do and l don't. history o jackson ftaking r nationality. What is you 2245 f negro?-

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im THE LAST CARR. The Carrs already had a very large family when the arrival of another little Carr was announced. My goodnessli' exclaimed one of the long-suffering neighbors. lt is certain- ly to be hoped that this is the caboosef' Dr. Rankin- What are the symptoms of acute salpingitis? Kegel- You have pain and? Dr. Rankin- l have nothing: she has them. Langford- When you're crazy you're happy. Voice- You seem to be tickled to death. lVlcSparin- Look at that sophomore rave. Powers- Let him rave: he is just learning what we forgot. Dr. MacDiarm1d- Why doesn't the stomach digest itself? George-'Alt does not digest itself on account of the alkalinity of the blood. Dr. MacDiarmid1 When is the hydro- chloric acid secreted? George- When you see a juicy beef steak before you. Dr. MacDiarmid- When does your stomach secrete H. CL? Kegel- Pyemia is an acute infectious disease characterized by blood in the vascular system. Dr. Edmonson- What is mastitis? Finlcelherg fprompting Keshishianf- Ulnflammation of the mast. Dr. Edmonson- What is the per cent- age of tat, sugar and proteids in cow's milk? Keshishian- 4-4-4. Dr. Edmonson- What is the per cent- age in mother's milk? Finlcelberg fprompting Keshishianl--- 6-0-6. G..1..... 5. ., WM 1fi?ff.Z'l3if?'t9 i'F' E1:':.'h1.? szrfzmlr, .4,..i't V ---SCT-A -- 5u'SiIl.Lirf...i .ff 1 ,. 5. K ' , b f 69- f l . , ii. f:r RE, -. i 'EZ ,i . -of ve 5 y st K . F Q. 7' Um, -uw, nimim... lumps' UQH u l