Bennett Medical College - Em Dee Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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wwwwfr PICK-UPS. Kirkpatrick-Are you the fellow that spit on the Floor? Freshman ftremblingj-Y-e-s, sir. Kirkpatrick-Well, give me a chew. Herschel-Oh, look where Nathanson's forehead runs to. Kelly-Mac, have you change for five dollars? Macsparin-Yes, l think so. Kelly-Let me have two and one-half until Saturday night. Kan, Owens 6: Co.-Fountain pens for sale. Kollar-- The place to do a lumbar puncture is in the 7th lumbar interspace. Dillard- The trachea connects the mouth with the stomach. George- Say, doctor, Coryza is a cough. Pickett- Boehm, how many inches in a pint of buttermilk? Boehm- Wait a minute, till l figure it out. Mohr- You inject antitetanic serum intravenously in the lumbar region. Dr. Weis- Dunham, did you take this man's pulse? Dunham- No, s-i-r, is it missing? Father- My son, do you study dili- gently at college? Dailey- Nix: there ain't no such COur5e.-- Langford- Byrne, when do l get my year-book? Byrne- Say, l'm a manager, not a prophet. Eterno- Say, dad, who elects the mayor? Nathanson- Hush my song you're too young to know. v 225

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Dr. Apfelbach- Let there be light: you can not diagnose by smell alone. Dr. De Roulet- Listen to the history with one ear, and examine the patient with the other. Dr. Norden-A'Even aristocracy has its odors. fon examination day,- My friends. avoid a diarrhoea of words with a consti- pation of ideas. Dr. Wade- Miss Sullivan, how would you cocldle an egg? Miss Sullivan- Doctor, l'd beat it up. Dr. Macliechnie- Children over 50 or 60 should not he operated upon for herniasf' Dr. Norden's key for remembering motor arrangement of cord-When you get kicked down a flight of steps, you have the motion in front but the sensation behind. Dr. Rankin- How much water would you let her drink? Sweany- I wouldn't let her drink much. Dr. Rankin- How much? l heard you don't know how much much is. MILK. This original lactation Was the sign for all creation That a food was there provided for the infant, well or illg Milk, the healthiest of dietg Milk. the most nutritious: try it, Use it, prove it. recommend it: drink it -and l'm sure you will. -j. B. GRISWOLD. M. D. V? 224

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Pindell-Startles the class by saying- ' t d sewerage often causes ncontamina e typhoid fever. d Billious for U short. Bill Feldman-Calle Kegel- A diap drug which man sweat. oman? makes a Dr. Steiner- Why not a w horetic is a Maurer- l ought to have a valet to carry my glasses. Harris- You mean an ally. BVS COD' tor, do you h Finkelberg- Doc vulsions in paralysis? ell Rom- clnt-HHOW do you sp Stu e berg? Dr. Weis- R-h-o-m: R-o-m-Oh! spell it just like l pronounce it. Professor fto student who has just re- citedJ- That's wrong. Student- I know it, but you wanted an answer. Kan to Hedaiul-low is your brother getting along? Heda- Fine: the doctor's stopped coming. Professor- When does the second stage of labor begin? Gomberg- When the patient changes her grunt to a groan. se would you give a 3 Steiner- Kru . ' m sulphate. Dr. nursing mother magnesiu Kruse-- NO, sir. Dr. Steiner- Why not? Kruse- Because it would cause abor- tion. Dr. Lambert fyawningj-- l had a bad case last night: l was so tired l fell asleep on the third rail, coming in from St. Charles. fSome sleep., armicll- Plant fanswering Dr. lVlacDi l do and l don't. history o jackson ftaking r nationality. What is you 2245 f negro?-