Bennett Medical College - Em Dee Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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Dr. Apfelbach- Let there be light: you can not diagnose by smell alone. Dr. De Roulet- Listen to the history with one ear, and examine the patient with the other. Dr. Norden-A'Even aristocracy has its odors. fon examination day,- My friends. avoid a diarrhoea of words with a consti- pation of ideas. Dr. Wade- Miss Sullivan, how would you cocldle an egg? Miss Sullivan- Doctor, l'd beat it up. Dr. Macliechnie- Children over 50 or 60 should not he operated upon for herniasf' Dr. Norden's key for remembering motor arrangement of cord-When you get kicked down a flight of steps, you have the motion in front but the sensation behind. Dr. Rankin- How much water would you let her drink? Sweany- I wouldn't let her drink much. Dr. Rankin- How much? l heard you don't know how much much is. MILK. This original lactation Was the sign for all creation That a food was there provided for the infant, well or illg Milk, the healthiest of dietg Milk. the most nutritious: try it, Use it, prove it. recommend it: drink it -and l'm sure you will. -j. B. GRISWOLD. M. D. V? 224

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..f'X D , Cheer upg don't let trouhle cloud your face: Just be a good forgetter. For you have never known a case Where worry made things better. ... The young lady across the way says she overheard her father say that the physicians were going to give his friend a thorough post mortem examination and for her part she should think they'd wait until he got a little stronger. Lady flzzuying shirt for sick husband,- l want a white shirt. Salesman- Yes, ma'amg would you want something in a stiff bosom? Lacly- No: the doctor says he must avoid anything with starch in it. HIS INVESTMENT. Old lady Qwho had given the tramp a nickel,-Now, what will you do with it? Hungry Hobo-Wall, ye see, mum, if l buy an auto, there ainit enough left to hire a shofur. So l guess l'll get a schooner: l kin handle that meself. SOMETHING WORSE. A friend once wrote Mark Twain a let- ter saying that he was in very had health, and concluding: ls there anything worse than having toothache and earache at the same time P., Twain wrote back: Yes, rheumatism and Saint Vitus' dance. -Ladies' Home journal. C T233 E722-H1,igEE,lEiiSl'rica., 12ms?..?::Uft:fam Fqrrvss. Du1i,Tl-it--3 K44 BM fa l ix' ,i i Q 1 1 , I 1 rn, Y 1 il Q-1 Y . is If B iw ix Ei 4 A 23. 4 i f -X - 9 : 15.72 , 'En'-lf. '21-Egsgf l '22 g I - A P+:-P' 5 ' - 4' -74' . - V 5' hr 77,

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wwwwfr PICK-UPS. Kirkpatrick-Are you the fellow that spit on the Floor? Freshman ftremblingj-Y-e-s, sir. Kirkpatrick-Well, give me a chew. Herschel-Oh, look where Nathanson's forehead runs to. Kelly-Mac, have you change for five dollars? Macsparin-Yes, l think so. Kelly-Let me have two and one-half until Saturday night. Kan, Owens 6: Co.-Fountain pens for sale. Kollar-- The place to do a lumbar puncture is in the 7th lumbar interspace. Dillard- The trachea connects the mouth with the stomach. George- Say, doctor, Coryza is a cough. Pickett- Boehm, how many inches in a pint of buttermilk? Boehm- Wait a minute, till l figure it out. Mohr- You inject antitetanic serum intravenously in the lumbar region. Dr. Weis- Dunham, did you take this man's pulse? Dunham- No, s-i-r, is it missing? Father- My son, do you study dili- gently at college? Dailey- Nix: there ain't no such COur5e.-- Langford- Byrne, when do l get my year-book? Byrne- Say, l'm a manager, not a prophet. Eterno- Say, dad, who elects the mayor? Nathanson- Hush my song you're too young to know. v 225