Bennett Medical College - Em Dee Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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so Y GOOD OLD NINETEEN FlFTEEN. Four years we have wondered, And often have blundered, Good old Nineteen Fifteen. We innocent creatures Have vexed many teachers. Good old Nineteen Fifteen. Past moments of pleasure We will fondly treasure .When from college we're free. The chain now we'll sever That held fast together Good old Nineteen Fifteen. CHORUS. ln the good old college time, ln the good old Western climeg We've strutted through the spacious halls for the very last time. We now uphold our gold and blue, to it we'll evermore be true, And very loyal we will be To the class of Nineteen The world's now old, but likes to laugh: New puns are hard to Find. The largest editorial staff Can't tickle every mind. So if you read a stale old joke Put out in modern guise, Don't knock and say, the thing's a fake, just laugh-don't be too wise. lt's a poor rule that won't work both ways. Some men fail because they are mis- understood: other succeed for the same reason. .-X jolly physician is often better than all his pills. .-X proposed epitaph: There lies jackson. flt was a way he had.j UNO. maiam. he ain't well yet, but he's out of danger-the doctor's stopped com- mg. Linclholmwillrusharoundliliethisg Eachsecond'sworthadime3 Butlethimseeadogtightand Ho has all sorts of time. Fifteen. -ZAK, I9l5. Who loves not women. wine and song, Remains a fool his whole life long. But who his whole life loves the three, A hundred times a fool will be. Gushing young lady to farmer-Oh! see that scarred old hillside! Farmer-Yes, that's where it was op- erated upon for gravel. He- What a wonderful complexion that woman has! She- l think it is the most becoming of any l have seen her wear. 'Doctor-Have you ever had indiges- tion? Patient--Yes, doctor. Doctor-When did you complain of it? Patient-Vvhenever l had it. Doctor-How are you breathing? Patient-Boyishly. Doctor-l-low is that? Patient-Well, my breath comes in short pants. , Patient to doctor feeling pulse and look- ing at watch-How is the time. doctor? Doctor-Fast -and very irregular. Patient-Thatis the matter with all those cheap watches.

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..f'X D , Cheer upg don't let trouhle cloud your face: Just be a good forgetter. For you have never known a case Where worry made things better. ... The young lady across the way says she overheard her father say that the physicians were going to give his friend a thorough post mortem examination and for her part she should think they'd wait until he got a little stronger. Lady flzzuying shirt for sick husband,- l want a white shirt. Salesman- Yes, ma'amg would you want something in a stiff bosom? Lacly- No: the doctor says he must avoid anything with starch in it. HIS INVESTMENT. Old lady Qwho had given the tramp a nickel,-Now, what will you do with it? Hungry Hobo-Wall, ye see, mum, if l buy an auto, there ainit enough left to hire a shofur. So l guess l'll get a schooner: l kin handle that meself. SOMETHING WORSE. A friend once wrote Mark Twain a let- ter saying that he was in very had health, and concluding: ls there anything worse than having toothache and earache at the same time P., Twain wrote back: Yes, rheumatism and Saint Vitus' dance. -Ladies' Home journal. C T233 E722-H1,igEE,lEiiSl'rica., 12ms?..?::Uft:fam Fqrrvss. Du1i,Tl-it--3 K44 BM fa l ix' ,i i Q 1 1 , I 1 rn, Y 1 il Q-1 Y . is If B iw ix Ei 4 A 23. 4 i f -X - 9 : 15.72 , 'En'-lf. '21-Egsgf l '22 g I - A P+:-P' 5 ' - 4' -74' . - V 5' hr 77,