Bennett Medical College - Em Dee Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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ww WHAT THE FACULTY THINK l AM. Say, fellows, let me tell you, l'cl be happy as a clam, If l only was the student That the faculty think l am. Rankin thinks that l'm a wonder, ' And know the twelve cranial nerves, While if the truth was only known, Of the biceps l never heard. Then Huber asks for ethers Ancl smiling, looks at me, Say, fellows, let me tell you, l know naught of N H3. And Herzog in pathology, That subject which is so deep, When he asks what is a thrombus, Up my back a chill does creep, Then, there is our friend, lVlcClurg, With smiles all o'er his face, Asks for the iliac artery, Expects that l should trace. Steiner in therapeutics, He has such funny ways- Will ask the close of Sumbul, And my hair straight up does raise. Now, Elliott in dissection- He's there in snow or raing Points out the radial artery And asks, What is this vein ? Hays, in embryology, Comes in to give a quiz, Looks in my direction, And asks what an embryo is. McLane, in bacteriology, Raises havoc with poor me: Mentions the streptococcus And looks my way, with glee. Horstman. in physiology, Comes in without a smile, Mentions the digestive system: Decides to quiz me a while. Then Arnold, in pharmacology, lnjects strychnine into a clog, Wants me to give an antidote- Of course, l feel like a log. Weil, in physical diagnosis, A Travels with lots of pep: Asks me to locate the heart sounds. And l feel just like a wreck. Ancl so each clay, to class l go, Be it lecture, quiz or lab.. l know not what they're talking of. And still, l feel not sad. But lots of times l sit and think How nice 'twould be-gee whiz- If a fellow was a student That the faculty think he is. -D. E. SHEA. '17 llli

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