Bennett High School - Beacon Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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cege fennel! ,Beacon 25 O COMMANDER OF THE FAITHFUL! ' Please play for me that sweet- no, no, I mean I wonder if you will repeat that recipe for Gloria's Glorified Glomu, from your Tasty Receipts corner. I want to serve it at a bridge party which I am going to give for my worst enemies. TACTLESS. ANS. Here it is: fall measurements are unevenj GLORIA'S GLORIFIED GLOM Take 3 cups of leftover prunewhip, zn cups of tan shoepolish, a quart of sour whipped cream, a can of tomato soup, M lb. of moldy grated cocoa' nut, 8 large onions, sliced, a teaspoonful of prepared mustard, a box of cough- drops, a quart of vinegar, and one pound of pink and apple green bon'bons. Throw these all together into a dirty dishpan, stir for 3 hours and 15 minutes and add a gallon of boiling water. Dump the mixture into a mold and place in the electric refrigerator for 2 days, or until frozen solid. Then put into a moderate oven 1900 FJ and bake for 6 hours. It will then be ready to serve. P. S.- -Ptomaine poisoning and satisfaction guaranteed. KATE fthe leftfover expertj. fContinued from page 23 You brute, how did you know that it was I? demanded Sally Patica, the Mizztree Hex , for it was she, indeed, camouflaged in an innocent appear- ing dog costume. Oh, snapped Hector, from studying the embroidery on your boudoir cap, I deduced that about three months after I had advertised in the New Cheesebwrgh Herald, you would visit my lodgings disguised as a St. Bernard. O, you dreat, bid, wonnerful super mans , cooed Sally as she stepped from her canine habiliments. Let's you and I get hitched immejitly and for' get all about nassy Mizztree Hex . NO. K.! screeched Hecky as they rushed off to the license bureau. To this day the residents of New Cheeseburgh wonder as to the identity of the Mizztree Hex , but of course they are terrorized by her no longer. N f'1'3 998:54 I I M fo N , f 5. ,.,.,,, . F ' ll 4 ii ,Q '- 51 i's1f - jyff 151mr:g.sX-. 1 2 .. x N-FM: .zvr-S51 115592 WX wa .1mm,11x4. .wr f .. 13 j

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24 Cege Bennett Beacon COLUMN O' LOVE By MME KATIE McGILLICUDDY DEAR KATE, I-Iow's your liver? f f f I'll bet that startled you, didn't it? Imagine my embarassment when I opened a circular and found this vile phrase staring me in the face. I think that something ought to be done to exclude this type of obscene literature from the mails, don't you? I'm certain that unless it is suppressed, the younger generation will suffer. GAZZHOO. ANS. I'm inclined to heartily agree with you. A girl can't be too careful nowadays, can she? Come up to tea sometime, and we'll let down our hair and have a good, old fashioned cry. WINSOME KATE. FAIREST OF THE FAIR, I am over eighty years old, yet I am but a wee bit of a girl at heart. Please answer these questions for me: 1. Is there an Easter Bunny? 2. What is a cigarette? 3. Where is New York City? 4. Do you like Hot Cross Buns? Please answer yes or no. SOPHRONY. ANS. I have complied with your request as follows: 1. Yes or no, Z. No, 3. Yes. 4, As this question does not seem to be entirely wholesome, I will not answer it. THE MADAME. v KGMPASSIONATE KATIE, My marriage is a complete failure! Last night, when I was shampooing my pet poodle, Angela Mia , my husband suddenly flew into a rage and said that I must choose between him and Angela Mia . I love them both. What shall I do? HAPPY FEET. ANS. By all means choose the poodle! What a cute name it has! I have a pet dog, too, and I can realize the pleasure you must derive from yours. What good's a husband, anyway? MADAME CS. P. C. AJ KATIE.

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The Stag EditorfinfChief, Arthur Callahan 12061 Business Manager, Robert G. Lyon 12061 Advertising Manager, Frank Kalmbach 12241 Associate Editors: Dorothy Phelps Iohnston 12071 Mary Albrecht 12071 S. Harvey Sugarman 12061 Departmental Editors: Norman Begin 12241 Phyllis Field 12231 Claire MacDonald 12231 Walter Buerger' 12061 Bernice Hempel 12071 Helen Maw 12071 Raymond Cook 12061 Leon Iehle 12061 Laura Salisbury 12071 Alice Eby 12071 Albert Sutter 12061 Art Editor, Louise Zinns 12231 Associate Art Editors: Marion Ward 12071 1931 Freelon Hunter 12241 1932 William Kinsman 12181 1932 Photography Editor, Charles Sears 12061 Associate Photography Editors: Robert Barnhardt 12121 Mahlon Peck 12061 Circulation Manager, Ethel Schutt 12071 Assistant Circulation Manager, Mary Hough 11071 Assistant Business Manager, james J. Harrigan, Ir. 11241 Assistant Advertising Managers: Roger Cummings 13181 Robert O'Neil 11281 Advertising Solicitors: Dorothy Fischer 11071 Ruth lanes 12271 Melvin Gibson 11161 Mary Scanlon 12231 Floor Managers: Anna Mae Dugan 12071 Aileen Maguire 12071 Mary Templeton 12071 Ruth Grant 12191 Katherine Morse 12071 Dorothy Weisbeck 12211 Faculty: Marie Gress 11171 Marie Muskopf 11091 t Mail Order: Sarah Teplitzky 11151 Florence Moorman 12231 Faculty Advisers 5 Miss Belden Mr. Cavalieri Miss Wright