Benkelman High School - Tiger Yearbook (Benkelman, NE)

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PROPHECY GOOD EVENING FOLKS THIS IS WALTER WINCHELL, ALIES WARD LINGO, BRINGING YOU THE NEWS OF THE WORLD AFTER A RUDE INTERRUPTION OF TEN YEARS BEFORE I PROCEED LET NE SAY ONE THING EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL I MEN TION ON THIS BROADCAST TONIGHT I'M VERY WELL ACQUAINTED NITH NEWS HAS JUST REACHED US FROM ACROSS THE SEA WHERE SOFT MUSIC PLAYS AND PALM TREES SWAY, NONE OTHER PLACE THAN HAWAII, WHERE NE FIND MISS ILA JANE OAKLEY LEARNING THE HULA HULA DON'T YOU THINK SHE DOES QUITE WELL AFTER YEARS OF PRACTICES SAY SOMETHING ILA IGLUG GLUG7 BACK IN THE STATES NOW WE ARE SOON GOING TO HEAR OF THE NEW EXPERIMENT PER FORMED BY DR EINSTEIN LYLE R WOLFE CAN YOU TELL US LYLE OR IS IT A SE CRET9 CSORRY, ITS A MILITARY SECRETJ IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT THE ARRIVAL OF SIX NEW BABY RABBITS TO THE WILSON AND WILSON CGEED RABBIT FARM IN RABBITVILLE, TENNESSEE HAVE BEEN EXPECTED FOR A IONG TIME, AND HERE I THOUGHT HE WAS A FARMER TELL ME INA MAE HOW IS TH RABBIT WORK? KOH, IT'S A SOFT JOB ALRIGHTJ BACK AND FORTH ACROSS THE NATION GOES THAT FAMOUS NAME JACK BALLARD IF YOUR'RE NONDERING WHY, WELL JACK IS NOW THE COACH OF THE OLD MENS BASKETBALL TEAM IN LOVELAND COLD HOW ABOUT A WORD JACK? COHJ GIVE M STRENGTH, I HAVE RECEIVED NEWS FROM EGYPT THAT IT WON'T BE LONG UNTIL BARBARA BARNELL SHALL BE COMING HOME TO END HER CAREER AS AN ART DESIGNER IN THE EGYPTIAN TOMBS WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND BARBARA? CI WANT MY MUMMYJ ONLY ONE PERSON THAT BRINGS SORROW, FOR NOW DICK ANDERSEN, ORIGINALLY FROM BENKELMAN WILL HAVE TO GO FURTHER UP THE MOUNTAINS TO BE ABLE TO SKI YOU MUST BE USED TO THE COLD BY NOW! HUH DICK? KOH ITS REALLY NOT SO BAD, NOT AS BAD AS IT IS IN BENKELMANJ FLASH! FLASH! GOES THE NEWS ACROSS THE NATION THAT NORLIN HAM AND HIS SEC TION CREW GANG WILL SOON BE THROUGH LAYING THE FIRST PLASTIC RAILROAD TO BE LAYED IN THE WORLD COULD WE HAVE A WORD FROM YOUR PARTNER NORLIN? WELL BLESS MY SOUL, IF IT ISN'T JIM PURSLEY ISN'T THIS KIND OF WORK HARD ON YOU? KOH I DON'T WORK, I JUST GO ALONG TO KEEP THEM COMPANYD I HAVE HEARD THAT MAMSELLE DARLENE MARIE MICEK WILL APPEAR IN MCCOOK FROM PARIS REAL SOON SO YOU BENKELMAN PEOPLE BE SURE TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS TO SEE HER SHE WILL DESIGN THE LATEST FASHION OF PARIS GOWNS HOW ARE YOU DARLENE? fWEE WEE MARIE, FOLLOWING IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF HIS FATHER, STONEWALL JACKSON, WARREN HAS A 5 AND IO DOLLAR VARIETY STORE IN THE BIG CITY OF WHAT NOT ON THE GREAT DIVIDE WHY IS YOURS DOLLARS AND NOT CENTS LIKE YOUR FATHERS9 CI BELIEVE IN MAKING MONEY AFTER TEN LONG YEARS, I FIND MISS JO ANNE LAUGHLIN STILL ATTENDING A SCHOOL OF MUSIC NEAR WATAGO, FLORIDA HOW GOES IT JO ANNE CI STILL HAVE HOPES OF BECOMING ANOTHER GREAT MOZART OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURYD IT SEEMS I HAVE TO LOOK UP TO LESLIE KIRKMAN, ONE OF MY OLD CLASSMATES WHO OWNS THE TALLEST AND BEST ELEVATOR IN THE WEST HOW'S BUSINESS LESLIE9 fI'M SITTING ON TOP OF THE WORLD? WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BRING A SPECIAL BULLETIN CONCERNING A MISHAP TO THE FORMER MISS SALLY CLINE SEEMS SHE AND HER HUSBAND LOST A GREAT NUM BER OF CHICKENS IN THE TRAGIC FLOOD OF FIFTY NINE SALLYS ONLY REPLY IS IIF YOU DON'T SUCCEED AT FIRST TRY TRY AGAIN, THIS IS THE BIGGEST SURPRIZE ON MY BROADCAST YET! A RECENT VISIT TO THE BILL SCHEEL JR LUMBER COMPANY IN SAN JUAN ARKANSAS, FIND BILL AND HIS FORE MAN,LE ROY GERDES, VERY BUSY MEASURING AND CUTTING TWO BY FOURS HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU BOYS? CKNOTTY BUT NICEJ HOW ABOUT YOU LE ROY? CAHJ I GUESS IT'S O K , GOOD PROFIT ANYWAYI I5 J . ,- , I u 1 V ' J WINTER IS JUST ABOUT OVER fWE HOPEJ AND THAT MEANS NO MORE SNOW. BUT TO , A . , .-

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THE: LAST WILL THE CLASS OF 19Lp9 WE, THE CLASS OF 1949, BEING ABOUT TO PASS OUT OF THIS SPHERE OF EDUCATION, IN FULL POSSESSION OF A CRAMMED MIND WELL TRAINED MEMORY, AND ALMOST SUPER HUMAN UNDERSTANDING, DO MAKE AND PUBLISH THIS OUR IAST WILL, HEREBY REVOKING AND LAKING VOID ALL FORMER WILLS OR PROMISES BY US AT ANY TIME HERETOFORE MADE OR MAYHAP, CARELESSLY SPOKEN ONE TO THE OTHER AS THE THOUGHTLESS WISH OF AN IDLE HOUR TO THE JUNIORS WE LEAVE OUR HONORED NAME HSENIORSH TO THE SOPHOMORES OUR ATHLETIC ABILITY TO THE FRESHMEN WE WILL THE SUMMER SUNSHINE SO THAT WHEN THEY ARE SOPHO MORES THEY WON'T BE SO GREEN TO THE FACULTY NE LEAVE OUR CO OPERATIVE SPIRIT IN ALL SCHOOL ACTIVITIES RICHARD ANDERSEN WILLS HIS ABILITY TO SLEEP IN CLASS TO JANICE NELSON BARBARA BATES WILLS HER SODA JERK POSITION TO DARRYL ROUSSELLE BARBARA BARNELL WILLS HER QUICK TEMPER TO ELERY HUNT JACK BALLARD WILLS HIS BASKETBALL ABILITY TO ROBERT CAMPBELL ILA BLECHA WILLS HER BEING A TWIN TO ANNA JEAN WARREN LILA BLECHA WILLS HER FRIENDLINESS TO SHERIDAN MAGNANI ARLENE CARPENTER WILLS HER ABILITY TO BE A WAITRESS TO DWIGHT PURSLEY PHYLLIS CLINE WILLS HER DIAMOND RING TO DARLENE GOODSON INA MAE GEE WILLS HER RED HAIR TO GRANT MINTON ANNA BELL KENTOPP WILLS HER STRATTON FRIENDS TO SHIRLEY CARPENTER JO ANNE LAUGHLIN WILLS HER MUSIC ABILITY TO JERRY JACKSON GERALDINE LITTLE WILLS HER CHEER LEADING ABILITY TO LELA WILLIAMS ROBFRTA LITTLEFIELD WILLS HER BUTCHERING ABILITY AND KNOWLEDGE OF THE ALMANAC TO WAYNE STROUP CHLORENE MASTEN WILLS HER SOUTHERN DRAWL TO REIKE GERDES ILA JANE OAKLEY WILLS H R CONTINOUS TALKING TO ADELE BARENBERG JOYCE TODD WILLS HER CREATIVE ARTS AS CROWNS AND SUCV TO THOIAS DWARDS JEANNIE SPAULDING WILLS HER SWEATERS TO DONNA BEHLKE MARDELLE DIXON WILLS HIS NEW CARS TO STEPHENY JONES LE ROY GERDES WILLS HIS HEIGHT TO BITHA REIMAN NORLIN HAM WILLS HIS GOOD GRADES TO JIM ELLIOT WARREN JACKSON WILLS HIS WAY WITH WOMEN TO DEAN PURSLEY GERALD JONES WILLS HIS SINGING ABILITY TO JOAN ROSSNILLER LESLIE KIRKMAN WILLS HIS BIG BUICK TO RICHARD BORCHERT WARD LINGO WILLS HIS GIFT OF GAB TO AARLIN PHIFER RALPH MADDOX WILLS HIS DANCING ABILITY TO DARRYL IRISH JIM PURSLEY WILLS HIS MECHANICAL ABILITY TO MARY JO WILSON BILL SCHEEL WILLS HIS IMPUDENCE TO ILA RICKARD LYLE WOLFE WILLS HIS INTELLIGENCE TO KEITH ELLIS BILL CHAPMAN WILLS HIS ATTENDENCE IN SCHOOL TO GENE ROSENFELT WE, THE CLASS OF IQHQ HAVE TO THIS OUR WILL WRITTEN ON ONE SHEET OF PARCH MENT, SET OUR HANDS AND SEALS THIS SIXTEENTH DAY OF MAY, ONE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED AND FORTY NINE il OF , .., - , , I , 'rw DARLENE MICEK WILLS HER SWEET DISPOSITION TO ELDON ZINN.. AL IT '. I . 0 , -n

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READING THE SOCIETY COLUMN OF THE STRATTON GAZETTE, WE FIND THAT MRS ART CRAW, FORIER ANNA BELL KENTOPP IAS BEEN LISTED AMONG THOSE IN 4VHO'S WHOJ IN THE NEBRASKA BLUE BOOK HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE IN THE UPPER CLASS ANNIE? CSIGH1 OH IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE, AFTER WAITING A YEAR FOR SON TO GET OUT OF SCHOOL, GERALDINE AND SON HAVE BEEN PARRIED NINE WONDERFUL YEARS THEY ARE NOW RUNNING A BIG RANCH NORTH OF PARKS SAY GERALDING HOW'S EVERYTHING? CANYT YOU SAY SOMETHING? KYEH, LIFE GETS TEDIOUSJ AFTER DECIDING TO BECOTE A CIVIL SERVICE EMPLOYEE IN IQHQ, GERALD JONES FOUND A GREATER INTEREST IN F B I WORK IT LOOKS TO ME AS IF HE WAS STILL LOOKING FOR JANICE PHELPS ARE fOU G RALD99 CYEP, I1I RICHT ON HER TRAIL7 THIS BULLETIN IS FROM ENGL SIDE, HASTINGS NEBR IT INFORMS US THAT OUR FORMER CLASSMATE, ARLENE CARPENTER, IS IMPROVING SOVE AFTER TIE POST MODERN TREATBENT EOR NINE YEARS DOCTOR, IS HER CONDITION IMPROVED ENOUGH TO SAY A FEW WORDS TO THE AUDIENCE cI'W NOT CRAZY, PEOPLE JUST TIINK I ALJ WE NOW BRING YOU TWO CHARACTERS RIGHT FROW A RECOGNIEED BFGAZINE ILA AND LILA BLECHA THE TONI TWINS CAN YOU IDENTIFY THE TWIN WITH THE TONI? WE'LL LET TPE TWINS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES SEEMS ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS ARGUE ABOUT IT SO WE COME TO TPE CONCLUSION THAT BOTH HAVE A TONI DO YOU HAVE IT SETTLED NOV GIRLS9 WHICH ONE OF YOU HAVE THE TONI9 CTONII THESE ARE FIFTEEN DOLLAR NACIINE PERMANENTS AID WERE ARGUING WHICH ONE WILL PAY THE BILLW ATTENTION PLEASE: WE JUST GOT JORD THAT RALPH AND JOYCE ARE NOW ELPLOYED WITT TJE BARNUM AND BAILEY CIRCUS THEY ARE STARRED IN THE ACROBAT ACT SAY KIDS WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR USP QWE CAN'T DUT ON A SHOW BECAUSE THE ONLY SWING VE FIVE ITV US EELONGS TO JOYCED FROM RUMORS WE HEAR THAT ROBERTA LITTLEFIELD HAS GONE UP IN BUSINESS FROM ING COTPANY HAVE YOU ANYTHING TO SAY ROBERTA? KMEATS OF ALL KINDS AND I MEA Or ALL KIIDSD BILL CHAPIAN IS NOV COACI OF THE TOOTHLESS FOOTBALL SQUAD OF SKUNK FOLLER, MEXICO HAVE YOU AVYTIING TO SAY ILL? fI'N GETTING TIG TY TIRED OF JUICESD SAY NE JUST HEARD THAT JEANNIE SPAULDING IS TEACHING LI E SAVING AT EOY'S TOWN, NEBRASKA SOME ONE TOLD ME SHE LOVED HER NORK HAVE YOU ANYTHING TO SAY JEAN9 CI LOVE TY HUS AND, UT OI THESE BOYSJ CHANCES ARE IF YOU HEAR SOMEONE WITH A SOUTHERN ACCENT, fOU'LL LOOK AROUND TO SEE MISS CHLORENE MASTEN, BETT R KNOWN AS THE SOUTIERN BELLE SHE IS STARRING IN THE LATE PRODUCTION OF HA SOUTHERN BELLEH HAVEN'T YOU SOMETHING TO SAY CHLORENE9 fI'M FEELING BIGHTY LOWJ AND ONE OF OUR CLASS MATES THAT HAS MADE THE MOST OF HER EDUCATION IS BAR BARA BATES WELL fE'LL JUST LET YOU SEE FOR YOURSELF CBARBARA COMES IN WITH FIVE OR SIX KIDS, SINGING HOW YA GONNA KEEP THEI DOWN OI THE FARMQHP Ykaqmmq M MMYAAIHIW WH AJHKWTWMH Gajiigfwf M J If 'ffww WMAQDQQHAQ ,4vw,AMQ,g4uJMWw-iLSlfM'VgW-Qfwqgwfkmu ff' II I , I. L' L J . I ' J . X V 4.1 Q IA E . . IA J' V ,A I , . . u. m ' JI 'T . Y 4 . O L II N vw R II I It . , .I A . x ' V ' 'T II II . if A C U ,lvl W I . L HEAD EUTCHER SHE HAS WORKED HERSELF UP TO BE OWNER OF THE SWIET'S MEAT PACK- . V If A E . I J VH I 1 . 4 l U! 1 . il '47 7' T Y 4.1 . W A Y 'I II 4 v- I Q ' 'V H Y N p T vv , V' A4 ALA-A ' I MW I N MM Jr I xx 0 0 0, X A w I Ms