Benjamin School for Girls - Tusitala Yearbook (New York, NY)

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f -- TUSITALA FOR 1928 Rzzila N.-I'm not going to be married until I'm thirty-five. Ruth B.-I'm not going to be thirty-five until I'm married. Stzzdent.-Do you talk in your sleep? Mm Wagg.-No, but I often talk in other peoples sleep. Student.-How's that? Mifr Wegg.-Ilm an English teacher. Mirr Hufztevz' fin European History Classj Ethel, who invented the steam engine? Ell9elLaml1e1'g: fnot hearingj What? fwattj. Mlfr Hzzlzzfer: Thatis right! . Mr. Solomon: Conduct, badg reading, badg composition, algebra, Latin, bad--bad- bad. What's the meaning of this, Sallie? V Sallie: I cannot understand it, Daddy-Do you think it might be a forgery? Helen Geller: Did you really understand the scientific lecture you heard last night? Adele He1'rir0n.' No,-but that didn't matter. I had a free ticket. Latin Teeclaer: Slave, where is thy horse? Szffzrtled Senior: 'lIt's in mydesk, but I wasn't using it. Page Seventy-Two

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TUSITALA FOR 1928 ---------- If a male goose we call a gander A male moose must be a mander If one who fails is a failure One who quails is a quailure. If a female duke is a duchesse A female spook is a spuchesse If drinking too hard makes a drunkard Does thinking too hard make a thunkard? OUR SENIORS LUCILLE MENSCHEL I They do not know who Caesar was Nor when Columbus sailed the seas Cine may, for all she says or does Think Botticelli is a cheese- Now gentle reader, don't commence To say you think it is a pity To live in ignorance so dense- You see-they're pretty. II They'll tell you Socialisrns l'Cute Because a friend whois rather plain Is lecturing from here to Butte- And has so many in her train- They cannot tell what is meant By the philosophy of Ibsen- But theirs is beauty that is blent- Theyire Fisher-Gibson. III Of differential calculus- They may discourse in language c ear Until at last-it comes to us- They mean an automobile gear But-Sigh not that they must dwell alone Their ignorance don't pity They know all that need be known You see-theylre pretty.

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