Belt Valley High School - Husky Herald Yearbook (Belt, MT)

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BELT BUCKLE The Student's Prayer. Onward, Onward O time in your flight! I Lord make the bell ring, , v Before I recite. N Q A 1 'gi --A Ma fiv?iQi5IIiBi?ifT 'z ,. David: SamSey:i,siuini:i1e.erSname I gi gf' ,Ia Mac: Oh, then, you're a junior. Nw r David: No, Iam just afreshman. liliiiiii 'sf 7 JW i i i Q J I 79 'ro , M it 'il eb X 'ME ' , QNX ge. -3 ' B .YYY , -.. ,.,,,,7,,? 1 Butch: You've got a cold, Bundy. l .. Bundy: Yeh? Butch: How'd you get it? . Bundy: I slept in a field last night and somebody left the gate 1 o 'im Open- MM ,ppp 4-Edwin! ' Bundy: Why is a kiss over a tele- i 'ffm by Affy- 114, phone like a straw hat? A I Mayme: Because it isn't felt. ,H B, ,fra ,. EA.j,,I7,,,-,77g Prof: What would you call a man that pretends to know everything? Frosh: A professor. .B iiri B.r..r -,-r WMM, Ethel Ranta: Oh mama, the baby swallowed one of my letters. Mama: Oh, well, mush is good for babies. , ..rBBB-r --..,raBB, As I chanced to pass, I saw a beaver damming the river. Near by Porky Bough, out of gas, Was doing the same to his flivver. ,,,., .Yu ,7. ,EJ ,,,. ,, . , ,WZ One day Ethel Ranta was boasting of her retentive memody. My memory is excellent, she said, There are only three things that I can't remember. I can't remember names, and I can't remember faces, and- and I forget what the third thing is. ...fff-.- Y ,7,4.-,,,, Miss Frye: Give me a sentence with the word spinach. Clarence: I got a mosquito bite last night and spinach-in me ever since. mf. , ,,Y,7,,E, Y wiv. 777 Salesman: Can we sell you a vacuum cleaner? Sadie: We have no vacuum to clean. 1928 ull-.-.. 0

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' BELT BUCKLE 1---H ' iokiss 1 5 Yes, said Chick, a real man of talent is modest: he never boasts of E himself. Do you ever hear me speaking of myself? .T i. .. -4i. .i-.. Mutt: What is that thing on your neck? : Doc: A freckle. P Mutt: That's funny, it's the first time I ever saw a freckle walk. -.ti... ,E1-.ll.-... Chuck K: Hey, you can't smoke in here. Pat L: 'Tm not smoking. Chuck: Well, y0u've got a cigarette in your mouth. Pat: Yeah, you got pants on, but you're not panting. , ,-..-EH -M ,,,, -A+., Chick: Can you prove that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of squares of the two sides of this triangle? A Pinhead: I don't have to prove it. I admit it. -.,- 1,4 , EA- 777.. Evelyn: Marjorie's fiance is supposed to be a bad egg. Mickey: I wondered Why she didn't like to drop him. A Aviv vw, 3177.77 ..- -vi- Billy P.: Stanley, what are the holes in that board for? Stanley: Those are knot holes. Billy P.: fAfter due considerationl. Well, if they are not holes, what I are they ? , ,,,, 4,, ,i,...1..-4.? The freshies are so dumb they think- Rex Beach is a summer resort. Mississippi is a married woman. 1 V fl , Missouri is an old maid. da mn Af f., U. S. mint is a cough drop. il- ' South Bend is an exercise. i ly!llllI1llf 'fa A filling station IS a restaurant. I BK ,llllvegv i 1 , l il E m u Zane Grey is a color tone. : Wiihav ii, Saturday Evening Post is to tie a horse to. E ILQPIIX iqbh The Weather Bureau is a part of a bed- 6 51: room suite. ' .dgllm The Ladies Home Companion is a nurse. 2 . A basket ball coach has four Wheels. --'V Y ' at r V sa . 'C 1' W J? lf New York Central IS a telephone operator. Chuck: Whats the Slogan for An electric current IS a fruit. R Old iolds? h . h d Mexican border pays rent. iihoadlcoug In t e sewn Ocean currents are good to eat. N :: ' e-cms:-'M::: '-?'::'M: t: 1928 :t cf to A: : at t tt ' S YyO I I

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'BELT BUCKLE 'D 7 A beautiful girl is walking across the street. She is feminine and also singular. He walks across and they become plural together and also dative. They go to her home. He is an indefinite article, her mother is objective. Her father becomes present and he becomes the past participle. They sit down and talk of the future. LH-im,-. Fatty Marsh: Can you tell me if there are any vitamines in lettuce? Dorothy C: Well there's bound to be some insects on all garden truck but there's no reason why you can't wash them off. .-.---,-1.1m Ray fcoming from laboratory after examinationjz Congratulate me, old top, at last I have made a scientific achievement. Lizzy: What is it? Ray: I have obtained absolute zero. -.i....i-EI ... Albert: See this stickpin? Well, it once belonged to a millionaire. Mathew: And who is the millionaire? Albert : Woolworth. E1 ..iT Teacher: How many wars do you remember? Dorothy: Ma told me that I mustn't talk about family affairs. .iilim-l IMAGINE Ray Kennedy milking a cow. Peg Randall as quarter back. Miss Sifford doing the flea hop. The Gym girls taking a shower in five minutes. Mr. Bowman making love. Chick Spogen without his daily lecture. Mrs. Mac without her chew gum. Dave Grove doing the Lindbergh Hop. Balfrey Salo paying for a dance. Nig Kennedy stepping out Lizz Mital. Lillian Bakko flunking out. Beets without fourteen packages of gum. Mike Kennedy not running off at the mouth. Helen Remington with a bald head. Verna Frisbee not gabbing. Louis Anderson as heavyweight boxing champion. W 'A' fc 'fTf ': 1923 V N-H f' ff -MU ' f' 'ff 'L--fl 4' vp-'I'h UC W FPC