Bellevue West High School - Thunderbird Yearbook (Bellevue, NE)

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. . . Scott Carlson goes into the cookie business and makes millions of dollars despite his hand injury . . . Gary Chism will open a Baskin Robbins store because he loves sooo much variety . . . Sean Scorvo will become a high school teacher and take over Mr. Kratina's English classes because that is the only place where dogging on women is tolerated . . . lP.S. Don't bother to give Chrissy the sewing machinel . . . Melanie Cannon opens a brownie store which does quite well because she still has an open market with the faculty. . . . . . Scott Wells and Jill Hurt go into business together by opening a school exclusively for showing the etiquette involved with being Homecoming Kings and Queens. They teach their students how to stand properly, sit ac- cordingly on their thrones, and lead the entire school in the traditionally royal dance . . . . . . Billy Wade and Thayne Glenn get arrested and thrown in jail for taking toy guns lin mili- tary garbl and holding up little kids and taking their candy . . . . . . Melvin Langford learns how to be a better team player . . . . . . Dave Warren finally gets a date for his sen- ior homecoming-not his but his date's senior homecoming . . .. . Robbie Callaway and Rob Fredrickson be- come world-renowned thieves whose only trademark is leaving one, single shattered win- dow . . . . . Mandy Morgan will get her break into act- ing by appearing in international Coca-Cola commercials. She becomes indebted to Coca- Cola and actually begins to drink Coke . . . . . . Mike Sissel and Craig Moraski quit football and discover that the future is in hairstyling. They become nationally famous for piercing mens' ears . . . Chrissy Billones, while skipping work and rushing to school, runs into her boss prepared with a pre-signed note from her mother . . . Steve Mounts will become rich and suc- cessful in whatever he does, but still can't get over the thrills and excitements of high school sophomores . . . . . . Debbie Louis gets arrested during a halftime performance at a professional football game. She repeatedly flashed the audience every time her flag pole got caught in her skirt . . . Mike Kelly becomes an overpaid but underplayed soccer star. lt seems that his ex- tensive vocabulary gets him red-carded . . . . . . Phil Davidson goes into the deodorant busi- ness. A friend suggested that field of work . . .