Belfast High School - Memoirs Yearbook (Belfast, OH)

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. s '?,29FX5i2?'Ef57 '1fTi-'ilffif Jokes The hunter was showing off his collection of trophies to a group of visitors. He was explaining how he had acquired the various exhibits. See that elephant? he said, I shot it in my pajamas. My goodness, murmured the surprised young lady, how did it get in there? fTeacher trying hard to unfasten coat for little pupil.J Did your mother hook this coat for you? lPupilj No, Ma'am. She bought it. Shopper: I like the cloth material, but not the design. Shop Clerk: Don't worry about that, Madam. After you have washed this once, the design will disappear. Motorist Qln dense fog, after crashing into driver aheadjz Why don't you signal when you're going to stop? Znd Motorist: Why should I? I'm in my own garage! Pilot: Wanna fly? Coed: Oooeoh, very much. Pilot: Wait, I'll catch you one.' Prof.: You can't sleep in my class! Student: I know it. I've been trying for an hour. ' Visitor: What a glorious painting. I wish I could take those lovely colors home with me. Painter: You will. You re sitting on my palette. It says here that in some parts of the world fish are used for money. That so? Must be awfully messy putting them in gum machines. Young Mother: Why so gloomy? Young Father: I was just thinking, here we spend a year trying to get the baby to talk, and the next twenty trying to get her to shut up. He: I see that in London a man is run over every half hour . She: Poor fellow . Z1

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An undertaker found a donkey lying dead in front of his premises and went to inform the pvlice. What am I to do with it? he asked the officer in charge. The officer had a sense of humor. Do with it? he asked with a grin. Bury it, of course. You're an undertaker, aren't you? That's true, replied the undertaker, but I thought it only right to come around and inform the relatives first. Assault and Battery Mrs. Newlywed: We hadn't been married a week when he hit me with a piece of sponge cake. Judge: Disorderly conduct. Five dollars and cost. Mrs. Newlywed: QSobbingj And I made the cake with my own hands. Judge: Assault with a deadly weapon ------- ONE YEAR. Anyone not able to pay, and stating so, will be buried free of charge. When her baby cried so loudly Mrs. Smith felt obligated to drop everything and investigate. Tommy , she called downstairs, What is the matter with your little brother? I-Ie's crying because I'm eating my cake and won't give him any, Tommy replied. ls his cake finished yet? Sure--and he cried while I was eating that too. DoctorZ Doctor! screamed the hospital patient, why have my shades been drawn and rny room darkened? There's a fire across the street, replied the doctor, and we were guarding against your waking up and thinking your operation had been a failure. Shopper: May I try on that tweed suit in the window? Salesman: Certainly, lady, but we'd rather you used the dress- ing room. The minister's sermon will be How Can We Deal With The World Crisis? and Mrs. Jones will sing Search Me, Oh God . Have you ever appeared as a witness before?- Yes, your honor. In what suit? My blue serge. DONALD KE LLE Y Z2