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JOKES Old-timer: So you shot a deer at two hundred feet! Call that long- distance shooting? Why, once I bagged a deer with a load of salt. Brought him down and .... Listener: Wait a minute. how come you used salt? Old-timer: Glad you asked that. That deer was so far away I had to use salt to keep him from spoiling till I got there. I want some invisible hair nets for my wife, said a customer. Here you are, sir. That will be ZS cents. Are you sure they are invisible? lnvisib1eZ exclaimed the salesman. Why, I've been sellin' them all the morning, and we've been out of stock for two weeks. Teacher: Charles, how do ybu spell inconsequentially? Charles: Wrong. What became of the man whduused-to make his living sticking his right arm down a lion's throat? Oh, I forget his real name, but now they call him 'Lefty'. Pookie: That conductor glagd at me as if I hadn't paid my fare. Ed. What did you do? Pookie: I glared right back at him as though I had! Cowboy: Hey waiter, take this steak back and really cook it! Waiter: But it is cooked. Cowboy: Cooked my hat. I've seen a cow hurt worse than this get well again Willie: A little bird told me what kind of lawyer your father is. Freddy: What did the little bird say? Willie: Cheep, Cheep!! Freddy: Oh yeah? Well a duck told me what kind of doctor your father isi Ted: When I woke 'up this morning, I-found I was chewing my pillow. Fred: Do you feel a little sick from it? Ted: No. just a little down in the mouthl Mr. Thorsen walked into a barber shop during hours and saw joe getting a hair cut. 'l-iummmmmmm, getting your hair cut on school hours, eh? Mr. Thorsen asked. Well, it grew on school time, was joe's reply. Well, n0t all of it, said Mr. Thorsen. I'm not getting it all cut. Z1
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Willy: Is your new hunting horse well behaved? Billy: He certainly is. He has such good manners that when he comes to a fence he stops and lets me go over first. Nancy: Grandma, what kind of a husband would you advise me to get? Grandma: My advice to you is leave all husbands alone and get yourself a single man. Why do you go steady with her? She's different from other girls. In what way? She'll go out with nie. Lost: Dental plate, near university. Pleathe return to Psi U house asth thoon asth pothible. Zig: What are you wearing your glasses to bed for? Zag: I want to get a better look at that girl that I dreamed about last night. The motorist was being examined for a driver's license. Examiner: And what is the white line in the middle of the road for? Motorist: Bicycles. For two hours a lad and his date had been sitting quietly on the sofa. Finally he said, If I had money, I'd travel. Fine, she said, reaching for her purse. How much do you need? The hired man asked little johnny to pass the salt. Looking at his mother, the boy hesitated. Shall I give him the salt? he whispered. Daddy said he wasn't worth it. Now, said the teacher cheerfully,-7'Please pass all your papers to the side of the room and insert a carbon under each paper so that I can correct all the errors at once. by Roger Chambers 22
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