Belfast High School - Memoirs Yearbook (Belfast, OH)

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Teacher: Who can tell me what made Francis Scott Key famous? Jasper: He knew all the verses of the 'Star Spangled Banner.'. Son: How did you meet Mother, Dad? Dad: None of your business, song but I can tell you one thing--it certainly did cure me of whistling. Teacher: Johnny, did you know that in the Arctic the Eskimos live on candles and blubber? Johnny: I'd blubber, too, if I had to live on candles. Puzzleds I would like to know how long girls should be courted. Answer: The sarne as short ones! Announcer fat a concertj: Miss Periwinkle will now sing, 'Oh, That I were a Dove, I'd Flee. Junior: Dad, what's a dove-eyed flea? Judge: Do you challenge any of the jury? Defendent: Well, I think I can lick that little guy on the end. Joe: Arithmetic is an exact science. Figures can't lie. For instance, if it takes one man 12 days to build a house, 12 men can build a house in one day. Mrs. Joe: Oh, yeah? Then 288 men can build it in an hour, 17,280 in one minute, or 1,036,800 in one second. Two Indians noticed a white man cycling, said one: White man very lazy, sitting walking. There is no difficulty in this world that cannot be overcome. Is zar so! Did you ever try to push the tooth paste back into the tube? Doctor: You should take a bath before you retire. Patient: But I don't expect to retire for another twenty years. Raynfxond Palxner Jack Roberson. Q