Beebe High School - Badger Yearbook (Beebe, AR)

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«lllARTi FV1I.fr Cive h tine- Coe»- Mrciil Club. imhby harhison Cm»! GFK miis»' i»)wn ' I transcribed ih« hundred. Library Club, Coenereial Club. laverre i iif.s That Ilka to have tickled ■« to death.” Talent Club, Pep Club, Citltenahip award. Hi , National Honor Society. UARVIN MARTIN la Johnnye Ruth hero’’' PORRIS vinrmrn ! • juat thick headed. ” CARL PF'NROn Quit ailing lun of •e. ” Foot be I I, Conner cial Club, basketball. JIMUY RAINHOIT Got to jo by and (et ■y little aiater. ” Foot- ball, Coeaercial Club, FFA. GLARES RTF ” la there anythi elae you want to know F11A, I owerrial Club. Er»IN SOiO.'i How a the weather jown there’ Coeaercial . J. SHORT NFIJW SMITH JOF STRAYKW» JOF IFF UIJ.IAVS ” Goinji to the a how’ ” Ahen--bere. There a one teacher 1 don’t like.” It waan't ee thia Football, Talent Club, line FFA, Journaliae Claaa Secretary, Banket ball. Football Co-Cnpt., Club. National honor Society, Annual Staff. Baaketbal1 Captain. Page 14

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EMMITT TAYLOR I’m so hot I’m about to ‘sophis- ticate’ up.” Pep Club, Com. Club, FFA, Peppy Peppers. RALPH TAYLOR ' Excuse me.” Commercial Club. JERRY THOMPSON “ Coach, did you see that! ” Foot- ball, Basketball, FHA . AVA THOMASON ” Has anyone seen Eva’” Talent Club, Pep Club, FHA, FTA, Commercial Club, Nat’1 Honor Society. EVA THOMASON Here I am, but don’t tell Ava.” FHA, Comme re i a 1 Club, Nat’1 Honor Society, Class Play, FTA. JAMES WATSON “ Uh, I don’t know. ” JULIOS WELCH ' You know which Sue I mean.’’Track, FFA, FTA, FTA Sec- Treasurer. JUNIOR WOODS ” Is that all? That'll be easy. ” FTA, FFA, Football, Class Representative Student Council Rep. david doss Pleas let Ura. So.ll.ood, ■«•e I II have V 8®. I (iro- ■» as- 'CAKX.YN nrxeuss Patsy Ann started it all . ' FHA. Cl Club, Annual Stall, Peppy Peppers, Three year graduate. naw lou dbfnnan “ Ducv-not Juicy. { lease' ‘Connercial lub, FUA. haaketbaI1. MU IP JPAM UUDS JOP HW Good Coab' That lion’t let it worry teacher 1 you. Football, Basket - ‘oil. Track, Class Sec., Student Council. Coo- oercial Club. Page IS

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rophecif This is the tragic story of Mrs. I. M. Ha 1f insane . formally known as PATSY PATTERSON before her marriages. Mrs. I. M. Halfinsane is 36 years of age and is now receiving a divorce from her ninth husband. She always seems to be able to catch her men but after so long she loses interest in them--the result eleven children! (who said Patsy was a slow worker9) Four of the children are in grade school, four in high school and the triplets are ready to enter college. A mother never wants to send her children to school without knowing what type of people will be their associates. Mrs. I. M.ijalfinsane is like any other mother and is only doing her duty when she decides to visit the college, Penrose, which her girls have chosen to enter. It is five o'clock Monday morning when Mrs. I. V. Halfinsane awakes by the ringing of the telephone and who else should it be, but her old maid neighbor, ANN DAVID, who has as her favorite pastime, gossiping. Ann is calling Mrs. Halfinsane only to tell her that Mrs. Bill King, some know her as JO ANN MOORE, is leaving her husband because he will not buy her a cow to milk and that Prof. JOSEPH CHARLES FORD is now running a free school for the, underpriyileged, Oh Yes. did she know that BETTY Jr.AN AKTiS nas gone as nutty as a fruitcake9 She believes that she is a tiger and tries to eat everything she sees. The only person who even t e mpVrei WAV J AWffe Mrs. I. M. Halfinsane finally convinces Miss David that she has a million and 3 3 things to do and that she really mu st hang up. Just as Mrs. I. M. Halfinsane puts the receiver on tlie hook and reaches for a Burns cigarette (the cigarette that burns your tonsils out with only one draw which was w?,l so .the, Searcy, Lions will be. forgotten known inventor. HORrr.I w;alks and the Beebe Badgers will reign her beautiful maid, JOHNNiE Hi TH forever! McKFNNEY. Miss McKinney has been a true and faithful servant to Mrs. I. M. Halfinsane for many years and is a sucker enough to be for many more years. Crash! Rang' Knock! Slam! What’s $11 the commotion7 Oh, it must be that noisv no-a-count garbage collector. He seems to take a delight in getting as dirty as he can and he always has some big tale to tell you. It’s not that Mrs. I. M. Halfinsane likes to hear all the low- down on people or anything like that, but she must go to the door to speak to DAVID DOSS, When he sees her he doesn’t give her time to say a word. “Good morning, Mrs. Halfinsane. How are you this morning? I hope.you got some sleep because I sure didn’t-- worrying about that robbery that happened on Idiot Avenue. The rich W]LlARD BFNTON S jewelry store was robbed and Detective BOBBY HARRISON found CONRAD REDDS’ fingerprints pn the wedding ring counter. I was up in the society part of town this morning and Miss NELTA SMITTi is giving formal tea this afternoon in Miss PATSY ANN ERVTN’S honor. I heard that all the elite ladies were going to be there such as: Miss GKARIDENE HfMWFY. Miss MARY Rl IH MOORE, Miss BETTY JO fiUSICK, and Miss ZFUA MAE KTRK. You must not have fed your cat this morning because he was starving to death until I gave him some scraps which Miss David threw out. peaking of cats that reminds me, SIP Hl’FFAKER (You probably don’t remember her-few do remember the introverts) got married, believe it or not, and when she moved her cat followed her clear across the United States. Oh, Mrs. Halfinsane, I just remembered that I have an appointment with my dentist, JERRY THOMPSON, and I musn't be late because he is very impatient. I truly b li conve£satlon w th you ana While Mrs. Halfinsane was waiting fpr JOE. STRAYHORN the. manager of the.Patience Jack Pressing Shop, to deliver her dress, she heard the radio commentator. HAROID RISK, annoimce that since tne P. U. Stinkum Perfume Co. which is owned and operated by Mr. OMAR K. VANPANIENT, the former sponsor of the Beebe High School Sr. class of 1949- 0, had been built at Beebe, Arkansas, the population of.Beebe has increased so. much that now it reached the city limits of Searcy. There is no use for two football teams in one town so the and the Beebe Badgers will reign fore ve r ! After the arrival of her dress, Mrs. It M. Halfinsane dressed and on her journey to Penrose, the college. While waiting for the streetcar on the corner in front of the church, Mrs. I. M. Halfinsane noticed that Hev. Page 15