Bedford High School - Torch Yearbook (Bedford, IA)

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LAS noted statesman and has successfullly settled the trouble between the United States and Chile. Hampton Wintermute has proved a 'boon to mankind with his Wintermute Digestive Pills, Ruby Stoner ,is employed in a large department store in. Ne-w York as sales- lady in the Ladies' Sporting Goods Department. Up and down the wost coast, from tabernacle to talbernacle there goes a fa-mous minister, noted for his flow of brilliant voratory, It is none other than Troy Miller, known widely as the second Billy Sunday. He has put Aimee McPherson completely out of 'business and he is greeted by multitudes of fol- lowers everywhere he goes. With him goes Lucille Meredith, his singer, who cheers the weary hearts of the multitude with her beautiful song 'Brighten The Corner Where You Ar-e. LC-overing the front pages of all newspapers is the picture of Mabel Wright Greenback and the story of her elopement with her husband's chauffeur. Ah! The mist again comes before my crystal, wiping out all traces of the futures I have just seen, -THE RAJAH AKBAR. l.'.'.-.'.-.'.-g'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'. - mv.

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.Las John Meikle is now touring through Scotland, p-aying visits to a.ll his rela- tives. He insists wpon showing his love for them fby giving the-m ice cream cones on their birthdays. The face of Orville Jefferies fappears. He .has invented a new lounging chair, which are being installed in all schools ,for the :benefit of bored students. Dale Rankin 'is an announcer ffrofm WHO. He is popular among the little folks because of his amusing bedtime stories. I see a spacious hom-e, covered with clinging vines, and on one -of the porches, reclining in la -comfortable chair is a middle aged man, none other than the one time active,Charles Huff. Although the is wealthy he is not hiappy, he is .a confizrrned w-oman hater, and suffers from the gout. Lena Reith has been hired by the Woodbury Soiap Company to pos-e for the picture entitled The Skin You Love To Touch. Geraldine Roberts is teaching Physics for a living. Her pupils are doing fine since she kindly .supplies ans-Weir sheets with all tests believing this to be the true re-medy for copying. Ars I look into my globe I see an office down in the .business section of New York City. Mfary Salter is now the successlful editor of Whiz Bang, The sub- scriptions have increased one hundir-ed fold since she has been in charge. Darlene Smalley is also .a successful writer. She has just published hcr lat-est book called The Meditations of Ima Cookoo . Dorothy Patch is the most famous cartoonist of the time. She is now busy drawing pictuires for Aesop's Fables using caricatures of her former teachers, My gl-obe tells me that LaVelle Kuhn is te-aching music to the deaf and dumb. Although they are greatly handicapped they have much to be thank- ful for. ' Jack Taalkington h-as g.rown rich by inventing students' invisible cliliw- ing gum. Ah! Who is this I see? The Prince of W-ales. The P1'ince has gone from country to country searching among the fairest of all nations to find one who is worthy to be 'his bride. But he knew that his search was ended when his eyes fell upon your former classmate Eilva Stephen-s, Vesta Stewart, whose mind used to take long flights during classes is now planning a reall non-stop flight to Mars, Ah! I see that Merna Smalley has become a famous juggler. She obtained her early training at home by eating and reading balanced on one leg of the chair. Charles G-reenley, he with the calm, unmovable disposition, has become a

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