Bedford High School - Torch Yearbook (Bedford, IA)

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H55'fhH 5Vh55 L55 H5HVAH HOOK 81 HERRIOTT E H. C. LITTLE ' THE BUSY STORE RAINBOW HOTEL 2 I H. J. HARBOIIR sl SON THE CITIZENS INVESTMENT COMPANY McVINUA CHEVROLET COMPANY SENGER CARS. SALES And SERVICE T HENDERSON GARAGE I. N. WEINGARTH, ELECTRIC, SHOE SHOP Y CLEANING ' ESS E. A. JEEFERIES I 5

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L.,S Professor to Harlan M. in thundering tones: Silt down! Harlan: Where shall I .s.i.iu? Prof.: On your thumb. Harlan Cdejectedlylz I can't, there's a nail on it. If you can't laugh at the jokes of the age, laugh at the age of the jokes. Toby iC.: George, your dog seems to be in pain. I ,H George: No, sulh, he ain't in pain. He's just: lazy. Toby: But surely he must 'be suffering, or he wouldn'iz howl like that. George: Jes'vp1'um1blaziness, jes, laziness: he's sittin' on a thistle. Elinor T.: How mulch do you earn, dear? Chuncky: About 351500 a year. Elinor: But we can't live on that! Chuncky: Oh, ibut I get paid 2B7000. Vera Dougherty: Is my face dirty, or is it my imagination? Helen Dorr: I dion't know ab-out your imagination, but your face is clean. Did for last Joe P.: Charles, where's that good looking stenog. you had last Week? Charles Huff: She -caught me kissing my wife and left without notice. Frank Greenlee: Remember the girl we heard sling thel other night? you like her ob'bli'gato? Wayne Gooden: I 'don't know. She didnfi turn. around. Charles Greenlee: Ther-e's something I've 'been wanting to say to you a long time. Gayle Reynolds: Ycs? Cencounaginglyj. Charles: You've got a fblaiclk .spot on your nose-soot, I think. Mr. Rankin: I'll t-each you to kiss my daughter. Frederick W.: You're too late. I've learned already. Harold MeNees: Where .hhe Sam Hill is that funny paper? Donald Scherick: This isnft Sunday. I told you not to 'flake that bath night.

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L G. S Pete: Shall we get a date, go to the movie, or study? Huff: 'tWe'll flip fa coin-if its heads, we get a date-tails We will go to he show an-d we'll study if it stands on end. Louise Dougherty: Oh dear! What could be more sad than a man with out a country ? Helen Douglas: Huh, I should say a country without a man would be more sad. Verlea Houck: Why are you smiling? Garland Jared: I looked at your skim. Verlea: Is it especially funny? Garland: Its the soul of wit. Ruth Reece: Do you take other girls for such lon Dick Cobb: No, it fisn'it always necessary. ODE TO SHEIKS AND SHEBAS Laine to bed and early to rise, Makes black rings around your eyes. Act promptly Be courteous Cut out worry Deal squarely Eat what is wholesome Forgive and forget Get religion Hope 'always 'Imioabe' the best Judge generously Knock nobody Love somebody Make friends ALPHABET OF LIFE 1 Never despair Owe nobody Play occasionally Quote your mother Reward good books Save something Touch no liquor Use discretion Vote independently Watch your step X-ray yourself Yield to superiors Zealous'ly live Robert Besco: I had to kill my dog yesterday. Howard Lake: Was he mad? ARobert: Well, he didnit appear any too pleased with it A stitch in time saves elmlbarrasment g Walks