Bedford High School - Torch Yearbook (Bedford, IA)

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K f ,. f 'fi .X , fi! I J. S. PIERING-ER CO. lI:lllmark Jewelers, Located in Bedford since 1901 Ouir Motto- YOUR Satisfaction is OUR Success HAVE made tlie tittmg of glasses a Specialty for years positively will not give glasses where not needed have beeh located ln Bedford slnce 1901 and clalm success and I therefore Invite YOU to investigate my claims I am ln my office every ilay as I hm not a Tourist Spec Professor lil Y -7- . ' . ', . , . X . i ' f. . - ' , . ,. -' . ,f . 1 . ,. . - l .. , 1, ' . -. 1, ' . ,' 4. - f . l 4 rl ' l . . . , 9 ' . 9 n '- l l 0 , . . . - , J l - - Q H Q . Y. 4 ' A 9 , v . ' , JOSEPH S PIERINGER 1 ometrlst, i0pt1c1any Hawkeye Lumber Company LUMBER Paints, Oils, Glass, Brushes, Varnishes It is not economy to buy cheap paint. This High Grade Paint has a lower per year cost than paint of in- ferior quality, and saves time, trouble and disappointment. This paint is scientifically made of the Very best ma- terials, selected with special reference to their durability and easy Working qualities. It is important in the manufacture of paint, not only to use the best materials, but also to combine these ma- terials in the correct proportions and to grind and mix them thoroughly, With care and accuracy. Hawkeye Lumber Company Zi-.lah mf Q xxxsi' .AW ' T Page -Sixty-ciglxt

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' 77 V -X I., ' ' If 'fff' t - ,f 'Zag -L. 15337 Myrtle Avey- What are you thinking about? Verla Streebin- How did you know I was thinking? Myrtle- I saw an unusual expression on your face. QC- 'X' -X- And what is as rare' as a day in June-Nothing except Erma without Harry. -X- -X' -X' Kenneth- May I see you pretty soon ?H Why, J iggs, don't you think I'm pretty now? 'JP -39 -JP Cape of Good Hope - - Sweet Sixteen Cape Innocent - - Sweet Eighteen Cape Flattery - - Sweet Twenty Cape Lookout - - Sweet Twenty-five Cape Fear - - - Sweet Thirty Cape Farewell - - - Sweet Forty Mr. Bishoff--'iWhy of course a squirrel won't run down a tree to bite you. Clarke- I thot they would if you took a hold of them. Bishoff- Not unless you're nutty. 4: '36 49 Thelma M.- How old is Miss Long? Darlene S.- She must be very old, she used to teach Caesar. -X- 'K' -X- McLain- Why do you think of joining the Salvation Army? . Paul Gant- So I can play my cornet in public. '39 if -X' Humphrey H.- I wonder what Wayne Clark would do if he didn't have a coon? Russel G.- He'd go hunt something else I expect. 'X' -X' -X- Charles H.- Girls are better looking than boys. Betty W.- Why naturally 1 Charles- No, artificially. I 'X' 49 -li John Harold M.- I spent nine hours on my Algebra last night. James D.- Did you? I-Iow's that? John Harold- I put it under the mattress and slept on it. 'K' M- -X- Charles Greenlee- If I were a doctor I'd specialize in bone surgery. Hampton W.- You've got a head for it allrightf' I 'EX' 'az 'Q fx' --ilk' - K Page Sixty-sevei

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f ,f ,,f 7 'X ' fi f IIN ...k ..,:.. X- -mf-1-.-.-2.-as Lgtgllgalng, W l Y 1 if -, is? Mr. Street 6 at the conclusion of a chapell-Students seat- ed downstairs do not pass down yet as Miss Bartles desires to take the roll. if- 'X' 49 In American Literature class, Miss Damewood purloined a note from Ivan Burks, given to him by his Sweetie, It was a sad unfortunate affair for Ivan, for in this epistle he was to re- ceive Millie's acceptance or rejection for a date that evening. However, a good man cannot be put down so he telephoned Miss Damewood that evening to discover his beloved's answer. Whether he found out or not is a dark secret. I' -I' -if Jack Thompson always sits with his feet in the isle, and al- ways chews gum. One day, Miss Miller said, Take your gum out and put your feet in. fl' -X- -it Constance and Arvilla studying Physiology lesson. Arvilla- Connie, what is a skeleton? Constance- Why a skeleton is a man with his insides out and his outside off. 61- 99 -16 At Stanton when Basket Ball girls were registering. Bump- We get to stay with whoever we packed our suit- cases, don't we ? Bish- Oh! That don't make any difference. You come down here to dress before the game tomorrow any way. Pie- Well, Bump and Eula, Ruth and Marjorie, and Jerry and I have ours packed together. Bish-Oh, well, I tell you that don't make any difference, you're gonna dress down here anyway. Eula- Well! We don't dress to go to bed down here, do We?77 . 'K -ll' 'X' A peach came walking down the street She was more than passing fair A smile, a nod, a half closed eye, And the peach became a pair. The High'School Faculty suggests that a fund be set aside for the erection of a tomb in honor of those who. have died laughing at their own jokes.-Meets with hearty approval of Annual Staff. it ii- -X' Blanche- Why is your neck like a typewriter? Marjorie M.-- I don't know, why? Blanche- Because it's Underwood. il- JE if Mildred H.- What shall I use to clean ivory? Lucille M.- I-Iave you tried shampoo? ,QL-'S , :ff ' 1:2- 6 - ... ig 7 ,A ,, E 1:25 ... IZ' ' 1,-4, 1 V- , 'Ayr .v I , .lt . Page Sixty-nine