Bedford High School - Torch Yearbook (Bedford, IA)

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I f'Jfif'f'1f7 f .1g7vv fQ:: X h 4 V aim: l milf-- 1-u ' y ' -,f - ra w -' ------ ', ,fi-v-f 1 - FOUR EPITAPHS Deep Wisdom-swelled head- Brain fever-Heis dead. ' A Senior False, fair one-hope fled- Heart-broken-He's dead. A Junior Was a sport-'tis said- Out of money-I-Ie's dead. A Sophomore Milk famine-not fed- Starvation-I-Ie's dead. A Freshman Freshle- Say, what do you think I am, a lamp post? Sophie- No, you aren't bright enough for that. Teacher fsternlyl- What were you laughing at? Clarence M.- I Wasn't laughing, ma'amg my complexion puckered that's all. 'X' X- -D? HEARD IN ALGEBRA CLASS MISS Bartles- William, how much are 4 and 6? William Aiton- Eighteen, I DON'T Some fellows fuss most all the time They think that females are sublime. I don't They look with pleasure on each girl. They learn to knit and how to purl. I don't They come home late at nite Their hair mussed up and shoes a site They speak of girls and much delite. I don't They always Wax poetical When Woman's not reciprocal They love her 'cause she's Whimsical. I don't Some fellows try to shoot-the-chutes And land in breach-of-promise suits. ' I don't You see when all is said and done No girl will have me, no not one You'd think I Wouldn't have much fun. I don't -Paul Gant Wiitf --mmi I W sf IN' -ww ' Page S t f e

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13 'ZfX,f7.ff fi .,- , ,-fp . ,,-,V g W fi - fi J ge Laffin' Dust WANT ADS LOST-Sixty pounds in the last six months. Finder please return and receive reward-Nelle Hensley. HEARSES-N ew invention for a hearse, people are dying to ride in them. WAN TED-A chauffeur to drive nails--Russell Gant. l it -it Anxious Senior- Do I pass, or, do I pass away? 46 -39 -It I've been a good fellow, Earned all I spent Paid all I borrowed, Lost all I lent. I want to know how to unroll at this school. -Harold Blane. -K' I- 'I' WORDS WE HEAR EVERY DAY Girls, get right out of the hall and stay out. Let's skip, no one will be the wiser. Less noise and more Work. When are the annuals coming out? Got any more gum? - I wish the bell would ring. We'll have discipline in this class now, once and forever. and that's all to itf' Now the situation is this- 'X' 66 'Bt We wonder if- Wayne Clark will ever quit drawing pictures. Marjorie Smith will ever quit studying. Jean Daugherty will ever quit dancing. Buford Auten will ever quit stuttering. Helen Mathews will ever quit giggling. Kenneth Chilcote will ever quit orating. Donald Williams will ever quit yelling for B. H. S. Ruth Gunson will ever quit picking away on her type- writer. - 56 '36 45 Teacher- Name the Tudorsf' Bright Pupil- Front door and Back door. 'IP -It 'X- Russel Polton asks- Could the dreams of a dreamer come true? ,417 fe X- Qf'frf2:5 N' I 1 ai J.. eff 5 I 3 . Q-NX Page Sixty-four l

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. Thompson Mercantile Co.i The Dry-Good Store A Store Carrying a High-Grade Line of Dry-Goods, Women's Wear, Footwear and Rugs We believe in carrying standard lines of mer- chandise and therefore specialize on the following Well-known brands: La Porte Dress Goods and Silks Belding Bros. Guaranteed Silks Gossard Corsets and Brassieres Brighton-Carlsbad Sleepingwear Kayser Silk Gloves and Hosiery Quaker Lace Nets and Curtains Fleisher's Knitting Yarns Jack Tar Middies and Play Suits Munsing Knit and Athletic Underwear Queen Quality Shoes and Oxfords Colonial Fast Color Draperies Homecrest Wilton Rugs Armstrong Linoleums Bissells Carpet Sweepers . 1 -:EAN-T, X Z: 'Va , 1 Q 1 if TNC -ww - e Sixty-six