Beaman Conrad High School - Trojan Yearbook (Conrad, IA)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAH NT Through various phases and passing of time, the 'Forty-Niners' have acquired a few extra things which we believe might be of some use to those to succeed us, So, to those of you who have been following us in our long journey, the Class of 'h9 gives to you the following, providing good use is put to each and every article, The wolf of the class has decided that as soon as he leaves the halls of CHS, the world will take care of all his many girlfriends, so to Jerry Dboley, Lee wills his way with women, Jerry Brown, another of the pack, feels badly whenever Dale 'Gracie' Smith loses out with the women' Therefore, out of Jerry's kind heart, he wants Gracie to have his 'baby -sitting ability, To Dick Frederick, Jay so generously wills all his excess poundage, Cherish it, Dick, it may come in handy some day when the depression strikes If you've seen a black streak recently, it was just Betty Katzer, with the Ford, To Patty Weatherman, we will Betty's knack of getting Pa's car, Ie've seen Beverly Biggs going stag so many times that Charlotte has taken pity on her and wills her whole fleet to Beverly, Dr1ver's training, we know, has been a definite asset to many, but just to keep things from getting too dull, Jim wills his extra traffic tickets to Priscilla larch, Then, of course, we would hateto see Delmar Yetley sit through a class with nothing to do, We, the seniors, hereby will our fingernails to Delmar to mutilate during economics class, To layne 'Digger' Kopsa, Don wants him to have his pool-playing ability, so that Diggerfs spare moments won't be idle, Although we'll be gone next year, we will be watching the papers Ser sports news, itc, To Jerry Reece, hoping he will make headlines next year, Lee wills his basketball ability, So that Bill Reel won't acquire a nickname of 'Shorty', or some other such appropriate title, Jerry Brown wills his slenderness to him, le've noticed Dale '0og1e' Parker having trouble trying to control his blond locks, so Jay wills his Butch to Dale, so he won't have any more trouble with his cowlick, le don't want anyone to have too little to do next year, so laurice we will all of J1m's extra-curricular activities, In order that glamour be retained, Lila has consented to will her pompadours to Arnold Curry, le hope you willitreasure these, Arnold, because it 1sn't everyone that ean have pretty hair, To Betty Lou Johnson the class wills all its many eventful trips to away-from-home basketball games in those big, exciting buses, 14

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Our deep trance was suddenly and very rudely broken and with a loud crash in came Charlie 'Death-doger' Coulter, successor to Jimmy Lynch. As she picks herself up out of the pieces of her car, she says, I guess I forgot to turn! In conclusion we decide that the Greats, wonderful Swami Rive' is just a big DHIPU 13

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Just to keep things lively on the basketball floor, Delores wille her extra fouls to Bonnie Cuffel, But be careful, Bonnie, when you meet some forward that's bigger than you, We don't want physics class, or any other class for that matter, to get boring next year, so to Jim Speicher go Lee's witty remarks, To LaVern Stover, who seems to have a hard time getting done all that is necessary, Betty wills her speed, Apply it wherever and when- ever you think necessary, As we Tourney on to our places of higher education, we have each resolved to send to Russell Kitzman a sweatshirt from each of our re- spective colleges, laxine's wrinkled forehead has us worried, We don't want her to look old before her time, so the class wills all their happy moments to her, So that Betty Jo's idle moments can be taken up with happy and plea sant thoughts and memories, Delores wills a 'too-big' class ring, Wear it on a ribbon or, with the aid of tape, on your finger, Just make sure 1t's not a 1950 ring, It seems that the juniors and seniors have an excess of black Fords Jim would like to will his ability to stack up said vehicles to Wesley lcalllster, We feel sorry for Jack Healey, because of his drooping shoulders, so we hereby give him Don's square ones,, KWatch the padding, Jack, it slips occas1onally,J Providing Wallace will promise to care properly for them, he ln- herits Bob's front curls, 'Proper care' consists of regull washing and pinning up of those curls, For peace, order, and concentrated study, we will to Joan Eatinger the lob of keeping the assembly quiet, That's quite a task, but we hope you wfll get along o,k, TQ Frances Brindle, the class wills all our 'unspoken' humorous de- clamatory readings, And all our luck goes with them, In order to keep some well-groomed tactics within the class of '50, Lila wills her dalntlness to Barbara Johnson, When things get rough in band, we don't want Relokhoff to tear too much of his hair out, so to him we will Lee's and Jay's butches, To give him a few leisure moments, the Forty-niners will to I , Powers all our extra study halls, as well as our agility gained fill operating the adding machine, ,Since protons are always ltltiif and we can't take than with us, we will all our excess positive charges to lr, Whitney, 15