Beaman Conrad High School - Trojan Yearbook (Conrad, IA)

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Our deep trance was suddenly and very rudely broken and with a loud crash in came Charlie 'Death-doger' Coulter, successor to Jimmy Lynch. As she picks herself up out of the pieces of her car, she says, I guess I forgot to turn! In conclusion we decide that the Greats, wonderful Swami Rive' is just a big DHIPU 13

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CLASS PROPHECY B! Dick Frederick, Jack Healey, and Betty Jo Cooper In the year 1959, the three of us were home for the July 4th carnival. Ie were taking in the sights of the carnival when loT' and behold! we beheld the sign before us 'Swami Riva'. Since we had been reminiscing over our old school highlights. About the time we saw the 'Swami' sign, we were talking about our first Junior and Senior Banquet and the old 4925s fthe gold diggersll. We then saw our chance to find out about our past acquaintances, so we entered the deep, dark, mysterious interior of the 'Swami Riva's' tent. le told the Swami of our wishes to know what our old forty niner pals were doing. This is the story that the crystal ball unfolded for us: We first found Delores as a nun in South America. The crystal ball is hazy when we ask if she's repenting for her sins. The crystal ball then took us to the far-off mistic East to the province of Quanta la Guesta. There we finally recognized Lee Qwoman -hater?J Hogle as a sultan with 500 wives. There veiled woman reminds us of Lila La Fluer, who has gained wide fame as a talented bubble dancer, with Bingling Bros. circus. I , what is this world coming to? In the same Blngling Bros. circut we found two more old acquaint- ances. One, Jim 'MAN MOUNTAIN' Brockway, the two fisted, two hundred sixty-five pound mass of muscles, who is billed as a strong man and weight lifter. The other old buddy has now gained renowed fame as 'Jughead' Jerry, the tightrope walker, We always thought that he would make a good TIGHTrope walker. The crystal ball then took us to Broadway in New York City. Outside of one of the elite theaters we saw the lighted margqee featuring 'Donald McLean--World Famous Ballet Dancer, who tripped? the light fantastic. We figured he got his start by dancing in a merry ring in an old high school operetta many, many years ago. Next we see in the crystall ball, a fair damsel by the name of Betty 'peddle pusher' Katzer. She seemed to be clrcumnavigating the globe on a bicycle. When she came to the first ocean that she was to cross, she seemed to be a bit perturbed as to how to cross on her bike until she found out that 'DUZ does everyth1ng'. Our next view of the 49ers is on a lonely atoll in the Pacific where we see Jay, a 10n.s0me'E3fm1t pacing up and down in front of his cave, thinking of the good ole days and wishing that Maisie, the mermaid would return. If only --------- oh! well! Speaking of Jay's experience with women we are reminded of an- other 49er classmate namely Bob Reel, who is now manager of a lady wrestlerT'Teaching them all his old HOLDS?? 12

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LAST WILL AND TESTAH NT Through various phases and passing of time, the 'Forty-Niners' have acquired a few extra things which we believe might be of some use to those to succeed us, So, to those of you who have been following us in our long journey, the Class of 'h9 gives to you the following, providing good use is put to each and every article, The wolf of the class has decided that as soon as he leaves the halls of CHS, the world will take care of all his many girlfriends, so to Jerry Dboley, Lee wills his way with women, Jerry Brown, another of the pack, feels badly whenever Dale 'Gracie' Smith loses out with the women' Therefore, out of Jerry's kind heart, he wants Gracie to have his 'baby -sitting ability, To Dick Frederick, Jay so generously wills all his excess poundage, Cherish it, Dick, it may come in handy some day when the depression strikes If you've seen a black streak recently, it was just Betty Katzer, with the Ford, To Patty Weatherman, we will Betty's knack of getting Pa's car, Ie've seen Beverly Biggs going stag so many times that Charlotte has taken pity on her and wills her whole fleet to Beverly, Dr1ver's training, we know, has been a definite asset to many, but just to keep things from getting too dull, Jim wills his extra traffic tickets to Priscilla larch, Then, of course, we would hateto see Delmar Yetley sit through a class with nothing to do, We, the seniors, hereby will our fingernails to Delmar to mutilate during economics class, To layne 'Digger' Kopsa, Don wants him to have his pool-playing ability, so that Diggerfs spare moments won't be idle, Although we'll be gone next year, we will be watching the papers Ser sports news, itc, To Jerry Reece, hoping he will make headlines next year, Lee wills his basketball ability, So that Bill Reel won't acquire a nickname of 'Shorty', or some other such appropriate title, Jerry Brown wills his slenderness to him, le've noticed Dale '0og1e' Parker having trouble trying to control his blond locks, so Jay wills his Butch to Dale, so he won't have any more trouble with his cowlick, le don't want anyone to have too little to do next year, so laurice we will all of J1m's extra-curricular activities, In order that glamour be retained, Lila has consented to will her pompadours to Arnold Curry, le hope you willitreasure these, Arnold, because it 1sn't everyone that ean have pretty hair, To Betty Lou Johnson the class wills all its many eventful trips to away-from-home basketball games in those big, exciting buses, 14