Bauxite High School - Miner Yearbook (Bauxite, AL)

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.fOKES -CLIONTINIAIEIDT Miss Moore: I like clioc-rl'ulnvss. I admirv any onc who sings at his work. Howard: How you must low a mosouitof' Alla-ne: You used to say I was tht- light ol' your life. John: Yrs, hut I didn't su i iosc von wort- going to ffrt nut out . 11 B h at vvc-ry little thing. I want a pair of thc hcst glows that you have, said lVIrs. Rucker at tht' glove countvr. Yes ma'am. rcplicd thc politt- salesman. How long do vou want thcm 5 . gr! Don't got insultin', young man! I want to huv 't-m, not hirc ,rm ', Fair friend: fas band strikes up a waltzl NVhat's that out of? Distinguished Musician, Frod Caple: 'I'1lm'. Those ladies are not going to buy anything. Just shopping? Just shopping! Thvy kccp asking to sec somrthing mort- Cx- pc-nsivef' Fred Caple now buys his Studcliakcr only ont- quart of gas at a time. He is trying to wcan it. At a transfer station on their trip to Faycttovillc, Hihhard was waiting for a strevt var. when ai woman, highlv cxcitvtl, rushrd up to him and cried: Arc von tht- man licreili' I donit undcrstand. Hihhurd replied. s'No madam, ht- said concvaling a smilv. 'I'Iiv man hero is that man ovrr tlicrc-. Lamb Conm-vt-y: Look at that guy smoking on thc- campusf' John: Oh, that's just Fred Caplv shooting oft' hot air to his girl. HI' lllNl,lx -'41 If Sl-l'l-X77 LU

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HIGH SCHOOL C141.END14R SEPTEMBER Big opening ot' school at audito-rium with a nulnher of educa- tional representatives present. Students filter in and meet the new teachers. Play- Safety First given at Benton by members of the Dramatic Club for the benefit of the Athletic Association. High School Literary Club organized. Much enthusiasm exhib- ited. First pep meeting ot' the season. Gladys .laggars made leader. Boys, Debating Club organized. Mr. Reagan presiding. First School Improvement Association meeting of the new school year. Football team journeys down to Nashville. Nashville Hi gives the locals a first class drubbing and takes some of the conceit out of them. Nashville 313 Bauxite 0. OCTOBER Tests tomorrow and for once tomorrow comes. Ho Hum! Here they are. Seat! Thank goodness, they are gone where Caesar went. Begular meeting of the High School Literary Society. Very in- teresting. H . Football today. Conway Pedagogues fsccondsj come ll0NVll puffed up like the fabled toad. Bauxite has recovered from the Nashville experience and wallops the pedagogues to the extent of 26 to 6. Dan Cupid comes butting in and claims lVlary Harper. NVe wish her much joy. Regular lneeting of the High School Literary Society. Practically all the high school students and many of the town enthusiasts took a holiday and went down to England and wit- nessed the hard fought battle between the England Hi football squad and the local team. Final count stood 14 to 13 in our favor. THE UIINLR . At1'I: Nhl'liN77 Tlllx