Bauxite High School - Miner Yearbook (Bauxite, AL)

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O KE S Mr. Reagan to Miss Moore: What do you think of the system of grading by letters here this year?', Miss Moore: Well it certainly has its advantage over the old numerical system. M1'. Reagan: ln what way?,' Miss Moore: Oh, the E's change to B's so easily. Mrs. Rucker went into Hendrix Studio while the photographer was adjusting the camera. Mrs. Rucker wijapt a clothes line aroiund hel' skirts. You,ll have to take that off, madamf' said Mr. Hendrix. I ean't take your picture that way. You can't fool me that way, sir, she said, I know you see me upside down in the camera. John Caple running up to teacher: liveryone at llly house is an animal. Teacher: How do you get that, John ? John: Well, mother is a dear, sister is a lamb, l am a kid, and papa is a goat. Telling happenings at the house in class. Teacher to Howard: VVhat happened at your house Howard: Daddy joined the Ku Klux Klan and stole ma's last new sheet. Professor to Lee: What does the word trickle mean. Lee: To run. What does the word narrative mean? Lee: A talef' Professor: Now make a sentence with hoth words in it. Lee: The big yellow dog trickled down the street with a can tied to his narrative. 99 John: Allene. let me kiss you. Allene: Piggly Wigglyf' John: What you mean ? Allene: Help yourself. Salesman: l'll het ten dollars that Benton beats Bauxitc two touch downs. A little boy: Mister tell another joke. tvl-. YlEI'EN'T V 'THE ANNEX

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Popular Song Hz'zs E L+ l if Homesick L . I UAH By Myself., s -Miss Moore y Let the Rest of the World Go By -Mr. Reagan l Call Me Back Pal of Mine -Gladys I Used to Love You, But I'm Over It Now -Gyle Do Dreams Come True?',-Willie Styers Three O'clock in the Morning -James I Ainlt Givin' Nothing Away -Lamb Fa12zz'lz'ar Expressions of Teachers Miss Moore: Quietly, now, quietly get to your seatsf' Now we're not going to have any more talking, it lnust he stopped? l Let's not have any loiterersf' Mrs. Rucker: Empty wagons make the most noisef, 4 Consult Webster for information? Boys, don't act like a monstro-sity out of touch with sympathy I for the human race. -and the next day it rained. Are you a privileged character ?', Don't forget your class etiquette' Mr. Reagan: Now I tell you people you've got to get down and work on this. i 'iWork is the key-note of success. i It requires bull-dog tenacity. Mr. Terrel: Little boys are to he secn and not heardf, Open your eyes and get your brain to working. Yes, but thought? Can that stuff. Just open the gate and walk in-now come on.', ni 7Hli MINER PAGE .'I.XT7 Al

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.fOKES -CLIONTINIAIEIDT Miss Moore: I like clioc-rl'ulnvss. I admirv any onc who sings at his work. Howard: How you must low a mosouitof' Alla-ne: You used to say I was tht- light ol' your life. John: Yrs, hut I didn't su i iosc von wort- going to ffrt nut out . 11 B h at vvc-ry little thing. I want a pair of thc hcst glows that you have, said lVIrs. Rucker at tht' glove countvr. Yes ma'am. rcplicd thc politt- salesman. How long do vou want thcm 5 . gr! Don't got insultin', young man! I want to huv 't-m, not hirc ,rm ', Fair friend: fas band strikes up a waltzl NVhat's that out of? Distinguished Musician, Frod Caple: 'I'1lm'. Those ladies are not going to buy anything. Just shopping? Just shopping! Thvy kccp asking to sec somrthing mort- Cx- pc-nsivef' Fred Caple now buys his Studcliakcr only ont- quart of gas at a time. He is trying to wcan it. At a transfer station on their trip to Faycttovillc, Hihhard was waiting for a strevt var. when ai woman, highlv cxcitvtl, rushrd up to him and cried: Arc von tht- man licreili' I donit undcrstand. Hihhurd replied. s'No madam, ht- said concvaling a smilv. 'I'Iiv man hero is that man ovrr tlicrc-. Lamb Conm-vt-y: Look at that guy smoking on thc- campusf' John: Oh, that's just Fred Caplv shooting oft' hot air to his girl. HI' lllNl,lx -'41 If Sl-l'l-X77 LU