Battle Ground High School - Tomahawk Yearbook (Battle Ground, IN)

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1924 'l' O M A ll A XY K Tl. C. ll. 54. fe .X - ,gh -vi 'tl f ' Y ll Q TRUTHS Mr. l'hillips, talking about the meeting of Congress-AXYhen is the first Monday in llecemher? MerrillfNext Friday. Mr. Phillips, talking about the weather-l,uella, what kind of a day do you like best to hang out clothes? Luella-Monday. Mr. Phillips, in Physical Geo. class-XYhich has the coldest winter, the Northern or Southern hemisphere? Yera K.-VVell, it looks like it might he diH'erent, hut it's all the same. Mr. McC. Ctalking' in llealth classl-Does anybody ever have heart hurn P Mildred Keith Qwho wears a diamondl-Yes, l have had the heart hurn. Mr. Phillips tin llistory classl-.Xfter the llattle of Lexington, where did the llritish go? Vera C.-llalifax. Mr. l'hillips-No, not yet. Mr. MCC. lin llealth class!-Where is ptyalin found? lMeaning in the hodyj Luella-In the eleventh or twelfth chapter. John Roadruck kept talking' in music class. Miss xYlCIl--uhlllllll, keep still. After a while she noticed that he wasn't singing and said, XX'liy don't you sing, Jolin? John- You told me to keep still! Mildred K.-l.et's Wait and take the picture of the school house when the grass and trees are green. It looks like it was located out in the desert now. George Mc.-Makes the school house look like an oasis, in fact. Mildred and June, coming through the hall after skipping' the third period, met some little -lane from Miss l,amhuth's room. Mildred-ls this period up yet? She Call excited and unahle to speakl- June-Oh, she doesn't know periods from quotation marks. Miss Mahin-Dickens wrote Pickwick l'apers as a serial. NYhat is a serial? John Ralph-.PX hreakfast food. I'C'ereal.l Page eiyzhty-si K

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..Q..H.f..t51-,,,,. ..... -.Q1',O M IIA XY li tBBB,-.I--,-.- - HERE YESTERDAY HERE TODAY I HERE TOMORROW C. F. WALTERS Druggi st Battle Ground, Ind. l Glen Miller-XVill you marry ine. I Mildred H.--VVliat do you earn? Glen-Fifty dollars a week. Mildred-That wouldn't keep me in handkerchiefs. ' I Glen-XYell, if I had a nose like that I wouldn't be blowing about ir. l DUMB BELLS Some people are so dumb they think that :- Oliver Twist is a dance. I. VV. XY. is a, broadcasting sta- tion. Celluloid is Harold Lloyd's fath- er. 'A Sing Sing is a Chinese national anthem. Sherlock llolmes is :1 new style of bungalow. I like your complexion, I'm going your direction, If you have no objection, I'll be your protection. BATTLE GROUND BAKERY For QUALITY BAKED GOODS Your Orders Solicited Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Kolb Battle Ground, Indiana Phone 40 Eat More Bread Page-eighty-Eve

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nz, crwn. s. 'roM,x11AwK 1924 TRUTHS Louise D. was asked to give a sentence in English using an adjective as an object of a preposition and having seen in the hook an illustration with the Wm-ds on high, fmeaning heavenl, she gave the following sentence- .lohn went to town on high. Mr. Phillips Ccalling the rolll-Mary Louise Smith. Louise-Present. . Mr. Phillips Knot liearingl-Mary Louise. Louise--Here I am. -V Mr. McC.-It is required that all high school students take Music and Art. Freshman-Do I haveto take Art? Mr. Phillips Imaking a History assignmentl-Begin on page 69 and lake to page 67. . Geo. Mc.-Shorty went to sleep in every class today. Luella--I did not. Geo. McC.-Yes, you did. I woke up and saw you. Mr. Phillips fin Physical Geo. classl-Spell lignite. Luella-L-e-g-n-i-t-e. i Mr. Phillips-Spell Niagara. Paul N.-N-i-g-e-r-a. Mr. Phillips-Now, I'm going to ask some simple questions. Now Ruby, what did you read in your book today? Rnhy-Nothing. Mr. Phillips-XVhat is the capital of Jamaica? Paulf-I can't pronounce it. Mr. Phillips-Kingston, that's easy to pronounce. Mr. Phillips-Martin. how many problems have you? Martin twho was whispering to Merrilll-Present. b Mr. Phillips-Now Okah, go and sit down on the board-one dollar and six cents. Address found on one of Mr. McC'lanahan's letters: - Mr. A. A. MiMcClanahan. In collecting pay for our Commercial answer hooks. Mr. Phillips didn't have any change hut dimes, so when Mary and Okaheach gave him a quar- ter, he said-I'll give Mary a dime and she can give Okah her nickel. Okah-Give me that dime. Miss Mahin-VVhat was Almraham's servant's name? Rosa Mae, noticing a sentence heginning with, Put, I pray thee, held up her hand. Miss Mahin-XVhat is it. Rosa Mae? l ' Rosa Mae--VVhy, Put was his name. Page eighty-seven r tiff