Battle Ground High School - Tomahawk Yearbook (Battle Ground, IN)

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..Q..H.f..t51-,,,,. ..... -.Q1',O M IIA XY li tBBB,-.I--,-.- - HERE YESTERDAY HERE TODAY I HERE TOMORROW C. F. WALTERS Druggi st Battle Ground, Ind. l Glen Miller-XVill you marry ine. I Mildred H.--VVliat do you earn? Glen-Fifty dollars a week. Mildred-That wouldn't keep me in handkerchiefs. ' I Glen-XYell, if I had a nose like that I wouldn't be blowing about ir. l DUMB BELLS Some people are so dumb they think that :- Oliver Twist is a dance. I. VV. XY. is a, broadcasting sta- tion. Celluloid is Harold Lloyd's fath- er. 'A Sing Sing is a Chinese national anthem. Sherlock llolmes is :1 new style of bungalow. I like your complexion, I'm going your direction, If you have no objection, I'll be your protection. BATTLE GROUND BAKERY For QUALITY BAKED GOODS Your Orders Solicited Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Kolb Battle Ground, Indiana Phone 40 Eat More Bread Page-eighty-Eve

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1 ., V- j IQLWWVVYW-pl+ vp A XV lx pp -li. G. H. S Call at TANCO SHOE STORE 203 Main Street LaFayette, Ind. Come and See How Much More Style and Wear You Can Get For 34.85 A Louise D.-They say there are germs in kissing. - Luella R.-I know, but I like the little devils' anyway. llrownie-I'd like to call you by your first name. Louise-The first name I Was ever called was sweetheart. Lallont-My love for you is like the sea. llessie--Yes, the'sea makes me sick. Hear about Mr. XVilson falling asleep in the bath tub with the water running? llid the tub overflow? No. Fortunately he slept with his mouth open. Mr. l'ershing-George, how many quarts of milk does your cow give a day? George Mc.-Eight quarts. Mr. P.-How many quarts do you sell? - Geo.-Oh, twelve or fourteen quarts. Kenneth C.-If you had a buggy top, what would you want next? Lewis G.-A fine comb. THE HUB CLOTHING FOR MEN, BOYS AND CHILDREN We Specialize in HIGH SCHOOL SUITS For the Younger Men, also for Men who stay young SEE OUR WINDOW I THE HUB Fifth street, at Main on the Corner LaFayette, Ind. Page eighty-four

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1924 'l' O M A ll A XY K Tl. C. ll. 54. fe .X - ,gh -vi 'tl f ' Y ll Q TRUTHS Mr. l'hillips, talking about the meeting of Congress-AXYhen is the first Monday in llecemher? MerrillfNext Friday. Mr. Phillips, talking about the weather-l,uella, what kind of a day do you like best to hang out clothes? Luella-Monday. Mr. Phillips, in Physical Geo. class-XYhich has the coldest winter, the Northern or Southern hemisphere? Yera K.-VVell, it looks like it might he diH'erent, hut it's all the same. Mr. McC. Ctalking' in llealth classl-Does anybody ever have heart hurn P Mildred Keith Qwho wears a diamondl-Yes, l have had the heart hurn. Mr. Phillips tin llistory classl-.Xfter the llattle of Lexington, where did the llritish go? Vera C.-llalifax. Mr. l'hillips-No, not yet. Mr. MCC. lin llealth class!-Where is ptyalin found? lMeaning in the hodyj Luella-In the eleventh or twelfth chapter. John Roadruck kept talking' in music class. Miss xYlCIl--uhlllllll, keep still. After a while she noticed that he wasn't singing and said, XX'liy don't you sing, Jolin? John- You told me to keep still! Mildred K.-l.et's Wait and take the picture of the school house when the grass and trees are green. It looks like it was located out in the desert now. George Mc.-Makes the school house look like an oasis, in fact. Mildred and June, coming through the hall after skipping' the third period, met some little -lane from Miss l,amhuth's room. Mildred-ls this period up yet? She Call excited and unahle to speakl- June-Oh, she doesn't know periods from quotation marks. Miss Mahin-Dickens wrote Pickwick l'apers as a serial. NYhat is a serial? John Ralph-.PX hreakfast food. I'C'ereal.l Page eiyzhty-si K