Battle Ground High School - Bengal Yearbook (Battle Ground, WA)

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SENIOR PROPHECY lcontinuedl . League. Her headquarters are in Battle Ground. IRENE ODEM is the proud owner of the most select beauty salon 'in Portland. The lady who is most seen in her salon is, of course, LEONA CAMPBELL, that most charming of all the socialite' matrons of Battle Ground. She ls also the one who appears most often in BETTIE TOLLlVER'S daily gossip column in the HTiger Ragn, edited by AMOS MILLARD. In this also appears PAT BUTLER'S famous Nadvice to the love-Iornu column. Yehudi paused and glanced around. HI wouldn't want it to get around that I was gossiplng,H said he. Hwell, well, the pond is at last filled in. Remember how they started that way back in '4l? Look over there across the street. The R. N. Department Store, named after the owner, ROSE NOSKOU. He went on: , HWILMA HEASLEY and MARJORIE PARKER are taking P. G. courses. No one knows why. Not even Yehudi. In the grade school are three little red- heads. lt seems JANET HOLLENBECK has realized her dearest wish. ADE- LINE ANDERSON keeps herself busy by teaching them their A-B-cfs. 'Also around school are LAURA JANE DIAL and JOHN KEMPPAINEN, They showed up the other day in a National Assembly Program. Laura Jane, as a concert pianist, and John as a Metropolitan Opera Star.u I 'Another local boy who made good ls NORMAN EGBERT, world champion speed typist. He just opened a business college here in Battle Ground where HMIKEHJMANLEY is enrolling in order to earn his '30' pin. ln Vancouver, ELQIF HARDEGGER is head nurse at the Army hospital where For PETERSON is a patient. He Joined the airconp. and got lost in a 105. As for the Army, itls doing its best with KENNETH MORTlMER, that Glamour boy of the Physics lab. Also in the Army is JEAN MATTSON the only girl drummer boy in captivity. ' Our class seems to have gone in for uniforms. WILLIE BERGREN is a forest ranger above the Hockinson hills. Now he has more time to hunt deer or is it Hdearsn. which reminds me LILA MARTELLA that dearest I I of all dears, is an airline stewardess on one of GERALD PO0R'5 air- liners. Another graduate interested in lines is DONALD OLSON, He is lineman--for a telephone company, the same telephone company for which MARAGRET HENDRICKS ls an operator. Now she tells me, she gets to talk all day and get paid for it. As for talking, that's LEWIS TINGLEY'S speciality. He is a traveling salesman for that well known firm, sell- ing the famous SARGENT'5 Helps to Heckled Housewives, notable among which is a salesman exterminator. Yehudi frowned: HI was up at the state prison in Walla Walla a few weeks ago. There I found MILTON STEINMUELLER as state executioner.H Remember all those killing glances? Glances? GLENN STUART is a look- ing glass. manufacturer. lunbreakablel No. A model, VIVIEN FILPULA dropped one at CHARLOTTE SMITH fashion center in Hollywood one day seven years ago and is only picking up the pieces now. Q A ' - TV? H P5266 of ELSIE YOUNG'S pies. She and ALICE N05KD.run a res- taurant back of the high school and their pies are famous up and down the Pacific coast. As for the Pacific, did you'know that MARJORIE MAN- LEY has joined the Navy? She is a nurse on a hospital ship on the Pacific. - A At last BYLL MURPHY has a chance to filabuster all he wishes: He is a state senator, just elected in the last election. Also in'pofitics is VIRGINIA VILANDER who is the first woman governor of the state of Washington. BETH ANDERSON was her campaign manager and is now her I9 . 0 ..4..k.I..a.......4.... ,.-...- 1 . .- -1' ,:.. J QE WN fir? T11 ,Ji dk... Q x, A we l':f1 :,ig 4 '1 .gi . -, 7 3 .--Sr .'.-1 -n . in -A o !. . ri,- .hs -i .5 I 1 'Eg .gm -,sn ' f M.-., 49.4 l-4.1.1 A f. .Helix ' 'lr --f 41 .Q 1 xg, ' '1 Wik . 'I pu- 11 .-New-. E-54 I-vi A is J .if . '- -rv... . :iff - . 1, IT. . if.. LH w.-f A .11 . .--,w. ,Rel -.l-. ' N. ' W-iii., ' Vi' -'?1'J,,- .-ti , 'Wd C ' liii-:wa , ,. ,is A urf. . R .W 92:1 . u Y- '. di' 'ffzff ,595 A Q. V .3-.,,..b3f - .re-5-.

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SENlOR PROPHECY. May 6, i955 'Rl Everybody, h I was walking down Main Street ln front of the dear old Hlgh School this morning, and'whbm should I chance to meet but Yehudi. ' He walked with me, and finally we sat under one of the willow trees, while he gave me the low-down on the graduates of l94l. Remember????? This is what he told me. He said that JOHN ANDERSON, world famous swlngeroo of cowboy songs ls now featured. as the main attraction at the .Kampus Korner. Battle Ground ls :holding a Worldls Fair this summe.r. MARION CLARK and VIRGINIA BERGMAN have the information booth concession there. Now playing at the Bee Gee ls an old stage hit, NThe Womenu. The star is easily recognized as DAVlD CAWLEY. GENE HORTON is a photograpneris model at JEAN PURDYIS Camera shop on Church Street, and right next door ls a school for jitterbugs run by WALLACE BAKER and DON SKELTON. DALE ISUZY Qi HOLBROOK has at last found the girl of his dreams. Rumor has it that she ls a redhead, widowed and the mother of six redheaded children. JOE PANCOSKA and VICTOR HERTZ own a chain of garages from coast to coast known as the UCoskertzH. Ask ERWIN DARBY if theylre good.' He just had his Ford recodltioned there for the tenth time. As for recon- ditioning--get yourself done over at the GISHY-FICHTY health parlor. FICHT fixes you while GISH gets you--a fine partnership! Another part- nership is the KANOOTH-KULLBERG KLAN. Theylre inventors and have in- vented over forty different tonics---All guaranteed to grow hair on a billiard ball ln FRED VANDERMAST'S pool hall on Front Street. By the way, that's where GERALD HOSENEY drops in so often trying to sell his patented dishwasher, DALE PARKER, As for washing dishes, thatls WANDA KAYS main occupation in that little cottage by the lake where she ls living now. EDNA BURGSTAHLER is the owner and manager of an advertising agency. Her biggest customer ls ROLAND HARDING'S firm, selling his patented pills that build you up to that let-down feeling, swiftly, sweetly, and safely. Another big advertiser is the Sweetheart Date Bureau, managed by ELMER Hgopgp and HAZEL EMMON5. Rumor has it that they get a cut from LINCOLN COLLINS, the little,minister ln the church around the corner. Yehudl grinned--Hlnvigorating, isnlt itn said he, and then went on --HRumor's a funny chap.H ---------- He also has lt that: EILEEN MITTBY ls a stand in for Shirley Temple. But who ls Shirley Temple? investigation reveals that she is none other than HELEN WAANANEN in disguise. And about dlsguises--MAURICE MARRIOTT is the head of the cosmetic department at the Major-Mammoth Movie Studios, dl- rected andlowned by our old pal, JAMES MAJORS. Also in Hollywood are DARLENE TINGLEY and EDWINA CLARK who are artists for HARVEY DUNNING, the man whois taklng.Walt Dlsneyls place. BEATRICE PETERSEN is ln New York at Radio City where she has her own program. She teaches the classics by air, and we have heard from the very best source that she ls soon to be the bride of the owner of the studio lnameless for the time belngl. RAY KIELMAN is also in New York He's the new catcher for the Giants, while over on the Yankee dlamdhd is that submarine ball pitcher BILL LAHTI. Speaking of sports, EMILY BUSH ls head of the Washington branch of the women's Sportls I8

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1254 ,Fi .Pa 'if SENIOR PROPHECY icontinuedl closest adviser. BOB SKOG is a football coach at Washington State where LA VERNE TURNER is band leader. So far they have won all games. QQ MARY EDIN owns a ranch in Texas. Top cowhand on the Bar-M is HAROLD BLOOMQUIST who tames all the bucking broncos lleapin' lizzies to the uninitlatedl. EUGENE PARVI is an automobile manufacturer in De- troit. All the cars are equipped with horns that play the HTiger Ragn. VIOLA MEYERS is 8 WOMAN missionary in the interior of darkest Africa lshe always did prefer brunettesl. Dr. ERNEST MARTINSON has a thriving practice. He is head veter- inarian in Clark County. VOLA FENIMORE is the director of Battle Groundls publicity depart- ment. Her slogan uEat our cheese, and even the rats will like youu, has swept the country by storm. KENT ELLIS is also in the advertising business. He is head of the advertising branch of a large breakfast food company. GERTRUDE SPROUL is a woman novelist. Her last novel based on the history of Battle Ground was the best seller for the year and won the Pierce prize, offered by DELBERT PIERCE in order to encourage young novelists. He is in a position to offer prizes because he is the most successful broker on Wall Street. Ye.udi dropped in on the town council yesterday, so he claims, and found PAUL JENSON presiding as mayor. KENNETH CULLISON runs the ALBERT WOOLDRIDGE runs an auto work together but no one knows gether are DRUSELLA MAURY and known as the Yldelin yacht club largest used car lot in Vancouver while repair shop next door. Some say they who works for whom. Also working to- DORIS WOOLDRIDGE. ln Chicago they are girls. Their specialty is singing nThe Ferry boat Serenaden aboard HARRY MATTSONYS private yacht, NThe Rose of Traleeu. Who is the little colleen? Yehudils Cutie. GRACE JEMISON has also made good. She has the leading charm school of the U.S. lt is located in Portland. Her slogan uCharm or kill' Hhas rocked the foundations of the social world. JACKIE HEDGES has joined the North West Mounted Police. She says she likes the motto. Headline in the local paper--LOCAL GAL MAKES GOOD-HARRlET WELCH is serving as post ELEANORE DUNN ING. li to CLAYTON the Columbia River mistress general in the president's cabinet. is also a glowing success. She is private secretary SANDSTROM, the Columbia King. He discovered gold in just below the bridge and took advantage of it. Yehudi paused, grinned-URemember ROSE ENZLER? She has joined the womenis branch of the French Foreign Legion. She wanted to get away from it all.n BILL KEENAN and LAURETTA WYLIE are running a health sanatorium in the Vennersborg hills. in the last few years it has been discovered that there are some medicinal properties in the air. CALWIN PRUITT is also in medicine. He is head of the bacterlologlcal department at the B. G. University. Yehudi paused and breathed deeply. WThat's allu he said, ullll be seeing you.n With that he jumped in the pond. No wonder. After writing this out for the good of posterity, I intend to follow him as soon as possible. Doris Curtin 20