Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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Q? llqlffv 'Q si'0 fr Qi, if? s Qs ,Q , i ' , T' T' HDBQM Galosh. It is needless to say who the gentleman was that stepped upon the scene of action. Galosh under arm, our Prince wandered away and no .-. more was heard of him, until one day Slender Marybella was trailing down Washington Avenue, and beheld a familiar object, something which resembled her long lost Galosh. The Prince in a state of Precox Dementia did not recognize Marybella's ap- proach until her voice startled him to his senses. He had never heard her voice before. This time our Prince was in love. Why had he seen her so many times and yet never recognized the Cinderella of his dreams? True to our fairy tale, they are to be married and we wish them happiness through at least four pay days. ff--1 Q2 x Cf .-.XS---Ib ii HZ

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Qcdi bfis fa we n The Four Buckle Galosh VVe have a ninety-pound D. S. named Marybella and once upon a time, up- L on the dance floor, she re was allowed to breeze. Now Marybella had a dear friend named Stout who -- was forty pounds over-weight and carefully counted her vitamins. She was very fond of Cream Stack Pie and never went to dances but stayed at home and entertained ...- the Lincoln girls and minded the curling tongs. Z One night as slender Marybella I was leaving the dance pavillion at K Tsukalas Dancing School she threw a Galosh. Now, the 5 r prince of the Bentley Shoe Salesmen was attending the dance and stumbling over the Galosh, he picked it up and 5 of was immediately fascinated by it. Something in the rattle of the galosh and its general outline made him think of the old 4 Y bus back home which used to run from the depot to the Central Hotel. The Prince of Bentley Shoes grew sentimental and he vowed that if he could ever find the maidenly calf that would snugly fit the circumference of 'the top of that Galosh, he would propose i marriage to its owner immediately. 1 L And now our Prince began to haunt the dance floors. He spent his evenings at the Elk's Club, Bill Ryan's Halls, Tsukalas, and Masonic Temple, but never once did he meet the wioman of his dreamsg and everywhere he would see slender Marybella, but he could instantly tell that she could not fit the top of his beloved Galosh. The Prince was rapidly losing hope, when one day as he was going into Sunshine Cafe he saw a calf on the step ahead of him and his heart gave a flutter. It was Marybella's friend Stout going after a piece of Cream Stack Pie. Readily, the Prince of all the Bentley Shoe Salesmen fitted the Galosh. It was perfect! For the first time in all his life, the Prince actually saw a Galosh fit a maidenly calf. He was about to pro- pose, when up stepped a gentleman with 'Q T such an air of preponderance M that our Prince hesitated. In JM' ' Aw . fact, he changed his mmd and Y gg: ,T decided that such conflicting X I I emotions had overtaken him 4 -s , that he would no longer dwell A TA ul on his fancy for the fit of that X l I 110

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SLI? s Q- ' ua: 5 THIS MONTH'S FAVORITE RECIPES ' PARADISE CAKE Three lemons, four cups flour, two eggs. Mix the sugar carefully with the chopped nut meats and fold in the citron, being careful not to scorch. Cook slowly at 420 degrees for 2M hours in a waffle iron, and serve with sliced pimentoes. HOUSEHOLD HINTS fConducted by Mrs. Ike N.'Cookitj To remove spots from clothes- Soak the offending article in Benzine for three hours and hold in flame of blowtorch for three minutes. You will soon find that the spots have entirely vanished. To restore color to gray hair- This simple home remedy is here disclosed for the first time. 1 First carefully remove the hair en masse and clean thoroughly. Leave over- night in a solution of lampblack and shoe blacking. Sew securely in place and your friends will hardly know you. , To fry potatoes- You will Find that meat, eggs or potatoes will not stick to the frying pan if the bottom is carefully removed before frying. QUERIES AND ANSWERS Mrs. S. W. E.: To prevent cakes from falling, tie them securely to the ceiling with a two inch manilla rope. This can be bought at any fruit stand for a fewucents. Mrs. T. N. T.: You will find that your bread will rise much faster if a liberal handful of gunpowder is sprinkled in the bottom of the pan and a quick fire used. -From Gargoyle YOUR LIFE PROBLEMS fDiscussed by Helen Thensomj Dear Miss Thensom: ' I am sixteen years old, grey eyed and have a mole under my left ear lobe. I am not yet married and my hair has commenced to fall out. My tears spoil my complexion. Help me to stop them. Hairless Orphan. Dear Orphan: I can sympathize with you, for indeed, I was an orphan once myself. Have you tried a shampoo? If that does not help it I would conclude that the cat 112