Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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GI-Lil? 7:00 P. M S-10 P. M 10-11 P. ll '15 P. M 12 2 2 3 4 :00 A 100 A. l5A 30 P. M :00 A g r eg .-Mary and Kugal don bathing suits and spend the next hour roll- ing down the hall trying to reduce. Ringling Bros. take a back seat when these two perform. Spent with several well known authors. Everyone rushing to bathroom, where screaming is heard. Sandy insists there is a leak in the roof, as she felt cold water from above. Use an umbrella, Sandy. .-Romantic Joanne sneaks out of her room, takes flight through the window, stubs her toe on the fire escape and falls into her be- loved's arms.-End of a Perfect Day. A NIGHT AT THE ANNEX .-One by one the chosen few assemble in Room 1512 for a card paffyf ?J .-Occupants discover that they are locked in. -Dashing, daring Hazel Boyd, the human flyer, is life saver. Does wall walking, climbs into window of next room and opens the door. Idalee assists the hostess in serving shrimp, lemonade, pickles, grape juice, chilli sauce and fudge. The missing ace found under the bed. -Hostess bids guests good morning.-End of. a Perfect Night. A. O. T. HOUSE PRANKS House Song: Straight is the way. ' Andy has lots of visitors at the tonsillectomy ward because of the fact that some one else has a chance to talk. Jan. 15-Fish arrive from Iowa. A few of the grils show preference for this kind of fruit. Aromatic esters float from room to room. We are now using Sodie Ash in laundry work, dishwashing, cleaning, etc. Softens water and doesn't harm materials. Remember the B M 20 ratio? Carmen was at a loss when asked to explain said ratio in Nutrition class. We all wonder why. ' When Alice entered chemistry laboratory class a wee bit late, Miss French said, Alice, I see you have three hands, a right hand, a left hand and a little behind hand. Alice repeated it to Ella Mae like this: Miss French says I have three hands, a right hand, a left hand and a little behind time. Competition Once we had a little dog, His hair was short and dark, Hot fritters burned his little nose, Then from us did he depart. 108

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6151? Nl' 'Q ' 5 5 House meeting at ten. I got a good old bargain today. Have you read that cooking reference? It's five-thirty, kids: get up for basketball practice. Will some one please curl my hair ? May I use the cleaner when you're through? Room rent due tomorrow. SO THEY- SAY AT BAKER Outside Junior: VVhat do you do when the elevator at the Annex isn't running ? Marion Sears: Oh, take a cockroach down. julia: Girls, I spent hours over my physiology notes last night. Ernestine: They must have been under the mattress then. Cecile: Why is there so much electricity in my hair! Gertrude: Because its attached to a dry cell. FISH ON FRIDAY julia: Do you want a nut Sundae P Annie Paul: I always have a date on Sunday. Place: Third Floor Baker. Time: Eleven fifteen P. M. Footsteps heard. Maude Baker: Who goes ? No response. Maude: Who goes ? Answer: Dr, Mitchel, quiet hour. Maude: You pass. Patient at San.: Miss Saylor, could you tell me what a calory is? Mary: Sure, a calory is an experiment done on rats to find out the heat value of the various foods. A DAY AT THE ANNEX. 2:00 A. M.-Evalyn starts for work. 5:30 A. M.-The faithful three leave for basketball practice. 8:45 A. M.-Idalee shows signs of awakening, soon has others up after her mail. 9:10 A. M.--Mad rush for classes. 12:00 P. M.-Nell Cissna tries to think of an excuse for getting out of classes. 3:30 P. M Mary Saylor awakens and finds herself in chemistry class. 6:00 P. M Rest hour for girls with overworked brains, such as Esther Kugal and a few others. L ' 1 107

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CLI? 9 29, m f Place-West sleeping porch. Time-Midnight. . Action-Inmates peacefully sawing wood. Out of the silence of the night comes dreadful sounds, the frightened voice of a woman. Help, help, a cat! Then silence. The musical harmony of a cat chorus heard off stage. Some day Alice will appreciate real music. THE PRETZEL CDue apologies to MacDonald's Where did you come from, baby dear ? D Where did you come from, pretzel dear? Out of Pennsylvania into here. XV hen did you get your coat so brown? Out of the oven as I came down. To whom that little taste do you owe? . Only those from Pennsylvania know. NVhat makes your form so curved and sound? A baker's hand shaped me as I came round. XV hence that hardness so natural to you? I felt something known only to few. NVhere did you get that salty taste? ' The Sheik brought it to me from the desert waste. t What do they use you for, pretzel dear? Most people like me with their mug of beer. But how did you come to us, pretzel dear? God tho't of Pennsylvania Dutch, and so I am here. Maude Baker. Shanny fin Chicagoj: Which end shall I get off at ? Conductor: It's all the same to me, ladyg both ends stop. Sally treading sign down at the lagoonj: Can't Fish Here. Frances fabsentmindedlyj : I don't know, can't they ? F lees in Her Night Dress-Boston Herald. Isn't she the little cootie! DUMBBELL! Salty fsleepilyj: Set the alarm for two. Mary: VVho's the other one ? ' ASK LOUISE, SHE KNOWS! Did you ever go To the Post and sit Upstairs, way up stairs? And it was black as night And during the play p You got terribly excited And stood. right up And sat down again Quickly,-but not in Theright place- And the fresh man you sat on Said, You're a nice one ! Did you? 109