Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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6151? Nl' 'Q ' 5 5 House meeting at ten. I got a good old bargain today. Have you read that cooking reference? It's five-thirty, kids: get up for basketball practice. Will some one please curl my hair ? May I use the cleaner when you're through? Room rent due tomorrow. SO THEY- SAY AT BAKER Outside Junior: VVhat do you do when the elevator at the Annex isn't running ? Marion Sears: Oh, take a cockroach down. julia: Girls, I spent hours over my physiology notes last night. Ernestine: They must have been under the mattress then. Cecile: Why is there so much electricity in my hair! Gertrude: Because its attached to a dry cell. FISH ON FRIDAY julia: Do you want a nut Sundae P Annie Paul: I always have a date on Sunday. Place: Third Floor Baker. Time: Eleven fifteen P. M. Footsteps heard. Maude Baker: Who goes ? No response. Maude: Who goes ? Answer: Dr, Mitchel, quiet hour. Maude: You pass. Patient at San.: Miss Saylor, could you tell me what a calory is? Mary: Sure, a calory is an experiment done on rats to find out the heat value of the various foods. A DAY AT THE ANNEX. 2:00 A. M.-Evalyn starts for work. 5:30 A. M.-The faithful three leave for basketball practice. 8:45 A. M.-Idalee shows signs of awakening, soon has others up after her mail. 9:10 A. M.--Mad rush for classes. 12:00 P. M.-Nell Cissna tries to think of an excuse for getting out of classes. 3:30 P. M Mary Saylor awakens and finds herself in chemistry class. 6:00 P. M Rest hour for girls with overworked brains, such as Esther Kugal and a few others. L ' 1 107

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C5115 g gi, ' H l 5 ,Q RESULTS OF A VEGETARIAN DIET The other day I found a man 90 years old crying. Milly Jones: Why was he crying? Sylvia: His father spanked him for throwing stones at his grandfather. SURE DEATH TO DOUBLE PNEUMONIA Stick your head in a pail of cold water three times and draw it out twice. A girl walked by a target range, The soldiers were entranced. In fact she was so beautiful The bullets even glanced. She wrote to him and said: Dear Tom, won't you invite me to the prom? If you're too bashful I've got Jack Fine, bring it all dear, he wrote back. Schwaby and Bill walking down the street. Schwaby speaks to young man across the street, Ask your friend to join us. Oh, Bill, this is so sudden, he's the new minister. , Miss French: What is the compound CH2O ? Pauline B.: Sea water. No Doris, not all cuckoos have wings. THINGS WE WERE PAID NOT TO TELL 1. How Helen Hall put in her time at noon. ' 2. Who sends the printed letters to Lorna. 3. Who Carmen's new acquaintance was during the last food sale. 4. Why Agnes is always so noisy. 5. Why Merna always puts john McCormack's records on the vic. 6. How Heinie completed her physical exam. 7. What jo's favorite song is. 8. Why Clara likes married men. 9. Why Ella Mae and Heinie are always together. 10. How Miss King gets to work on time. 11. Who ate Alivia's quince preserves. 12. Honey 5 oz. FAMILIAR PHRASES Twenty-five cents for leaving your lights on. Has the mail come yet? Is the heater on ? Hold 'em, Yale ! Who is coming to breakfast this morning? 106

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GI-Lil? 7:00 P. M S-10 P. M 10-11 P. ll '15 P. M 12 2 2 3 4 :00 A 100 A. l5A 30 P. M :00 A g r eg .-Mary and Kugal don bathing suits and spend the next hour roll- ing down the hall trying to reduce. Ringling Bros. take a back seat when these two perform. Spent with several well known authors. Everyone rushing to bathroom, where screaming is heard. Sandy insists there is a leak in the roof, as she felt cold water from above. Use an umbrella, Sandy. .-Romantic Joanne sneaks out of her room, takes flight through the window, stubs her toe on the fire escape and falls into her be- loved's arms.-End of a Perfect Day. A NIGHT AT THE ANNEX .-One by one the chosen few assemble in Room 1512 for a card paffyf ?J .-Occupants discover that they are locked in. -Dashing, daring Hazel Boyd, the human flyer, is life saver. Does wall walking, climbs into window of next room and opens the door. Idalee assists the hostess in serving shrimp, lemonade, pickles, grape juice, chilli sauce and fudge. The missing ace found under the bed. -Hostess bids guests good morning.-End of. a Perfect Night. A. O. T. HOUSE PRANKS House Song: Straight is the way. ' Andy has lots of visitors at the tonsillectomy ward because of the fact that some one else has a chance to talk. Jan. 15-Fish arrive from Iowa. A few of the grils show preference for this kind of fruit. Aromatic esters float from room to room. We are now using Sodie Ash in laundry work, dishwashing, cleaning, etc. Softens water and doesn't harm materials. Remember the B M 20 ratio? Carmen was at a loss when asked to explain said ratio in Nutrition class. We all wonder why. ' When Alice entered chemistry laboratory class a wee bit late, Miss French said, Alice, I see you have three hands, a right hand, a left hand and a little behind hand. Alice repeated it to Ella Mae like this: Miss French says I have three hands, a right hand, a left hand and a little behind time. Competition Once we had a little dog, His hair was short and dark, Hot fritters burned his little nose, Then from us did he depart. 108