Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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. A Letter to the Editors . ... Dear Editors: In your column the other day I was surprised and pained to read. that you approve of young men carrying canes on. cold days, provided their fathers carried them also. My grandfather carried a pick and shovel, but that is no reason why my father should carry a pick and shovel, or I either. And what's more, when, at Answer by City My Dear Eva: the end of my brother's first year at! college, he came home with a cane on his arm, my father took me aside and, father-like, he told me that old m-cn had canes because they were weak in the legs and young men had them because they were weak in the head. What say about it? EVA. Editor Follows: FATHER WAS right. BECAUSE ANY young man. WHO GOES away from home. WHERE THERE aren't any canes. AND STAYS a year in college. AND THEN comes back. WITH A cane on his arm. IS MORE than likely. TO ALARM l1is parents. BUT IF it happened. THAT THE same young man. WENT AWAY from home. WH'ERE- THEY carried canes. AND THEN came back. WITH A cane on his anm. IT WOULDN'T be noticed. SUPPOSE FOR instance. IF I'D lef-t home. WHERE MY grandfather lived. AND MY father lived. AND CARRIED canes. AND HAD gone to college. AND HAD then come home. WITH A cane on my arm. DO YOU suppose. THEY'D HAVE chided me. OF COURSE they wouIdn't. V BUT IF I'd come home. WITH A pick and shovel. THEY'D HAVE risen right AND SAID I was crazy. AND NOT for a minute. WOULD I have you feel. THAT A pick and shovel. IS .ONE whit worse. THAN A walking stick. FOR IT isn't, Eva. AND THE chances are. IT HAS led more men. ONTO PATHS of fame. ll THAN HAVE ever been led. BY WALKING sticks. AND AN YWAY, Eva. I'VE CARRIED a cane. THROUGH ALL my youth. INTO MIDDLE age. AND IF I'm penmitted. I'LL GO right on. UNTIL OLD age comes. AND I'LL hobble up. TO THE' pearly gates. AND TI-IEY'LL let me in. IF THE book says so. AND I'LL meet you there. AND IF you're old. AND ALL humped up. YOU CAN have my stick. BECAUSE I never needed it ANYHOWV. I THANK you. 118

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. Today's Horoscope Wnnwizsimv, JUNE S, 1920. XVhile the planetary testimonies make for a very active day, with stirring events and progress in certain directions, yet there is danger of troubles and perplexities. The main element of danger is found in losses of hemoglobin, and every precaution should be taken to guard against these, as the peril is quite strongly indicated. Also, there is danger of losses of money through speculation, risk or bad investments on the part of those employing dietitians. Contra-indications seem to be operating with the astral forces, so while some lines may be laid for future de- velopment, an unusual degree of caution as to the above- mentioned danger should be exercised. Those whose graduation day it is may expect a year of contiicting experiences, with danger of loss of position. How many are so frightened by this prophecy that they re-nig on the granulation solemnities?? AH, HA! LET US INFORM YGU that the date for this horoscope is for Wednesday, june 8, 1920. THERE IS NO SUCH date in history!! The horoscope for Vlfednesday, june 9, 1920, QTHE date in history's annals! reads: NVednesday's astrological figure may be interpreted as a favorable one, particularly for those in employment, who may look forward to promotion, favors from superior officers or for increase of salary if well deserving. All may deal with every assurance of having success. Wfhile there may be some slight setbacks or disappointments in the way of Pressure Cookers and John Van Range Com- pany's latest equipment, on the whole things will be pushed to favorable conclusions and meals will be served on schedule, mainly through your keen and wise judgment. Domestic and affectional affairs thrive. Those whose birthday or graduation day it is are prom- ised a successful year. A yeast cell born on this day will succeed in its undertakings and will rise in life. fThus endeth the prophecy of the Scorophyzj P. S.-VVe have painted it as black as we can, Miss Cooper. 120