Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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Miss French: What is the final stage of acidosis ? H Miss Ritchie Cgiving baking powcler equationsj I Well, B. Couilerr .Diabetic commas, miss Stanron, they look like A, B, L, to the girls who take iemis ry. ' I , , , P , A , Miss Stanton: Welll They look like X, Y, Z to me. 'Tm afraid this bed is not long enough for you, ' said ' i0T llosephmeis 11055 ' Their Favorite Expressions That' all right. I'll add two more feet to it when I Miss F1-engh- Plea5e! Use the hood. I get ill. Dr. Lewis: Now, if you will close your books, please. It ' 7, -.Oi That will be all for today. Mandy: l-'lease vaccinate me where it won't show. DIP Capmnf Sflref you know' , I . . ,, , . ,, Miss Francis- Wfell, now if youll look that up tor Dr. Capron: I guess you ll have to swallow it then. yourselves girls N Lo-Q Miss Simson- Please, may 1 have the attention of the L f W'll a T f ' 612155 'Q ' as I an es ament of the Juniors Dr. Roderick- 1, 2, 3, 4, etc,-Yesg you're all here 1fVe hereby bequeath to the class of 1922: today. All Our llmlfil' P1'lVlle8'e5, Cspecialll' that Of Swing Miss Ritchie- Less noise! please girls! Hello to the faculty members. View from Baker Hall windowis. The remains of our English themes. Miss Patterson- W e will now have an extemporaneous speech mil. Miss Thoren- Incomplete l', 116 f' A ' Y

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Uses of Saliva 1. To put a diy joke across. 2. To furnish something to swallow when one is em- barrassed. 3. To assist frothing at the mouth when in anger. 4. To wet postage stamps. 5. To dissolve and remove spots on the clothing or on baby's face. Of course, the book says its dietetic use Cwhatever can that be?j is to partially digest starch, and Dr. Kellogg says it keeps the mouth healthy-but that's all alfalfa--we know what it is used for. Q. E. D. Cmeaning We W'in j. O I Miss French, in outdoor class: Are there any ques- tions F Mr. Buchelle, lingerie-ing hy: How long will the grass keep green F Pete Brosius: As long as we're on it.'l l,.O . Hilda: Betty, you look like an artiiicial doll with your hair parted in the middlef' Life as It Seems to a Senior ' Wie arise at six, eat our Base Ration at East Hall, then ease our frames fframes is goodj to the College building. No novelty will ever greet us there. After we spend three hours absorbing Marketing, Cookery Qlecture, not foodj, and one of Miss Cooper's recitations, we rush home to read the mail fwhich isn'tj.. Slowly but steadfastly we return to East Hall-a bit of spinach, and back to wade thru chem till fades the afternoon-a barren sort of life. At five, back to the famed cafe where Miss Lenham pulls out tick- ets till we cry for the Moon. Stooped with toil and mel- tose, steeped in worry and sauer kraut-to our rooms! Study? a book, perhaps, and bed-Ca few snoresj-- . Then, in the cold, gray dawn The grind begins all over again Consider the lily-it toils not- ' OH BOY! How we wish we were lilies!! flilbony Finisj 115 ' x

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Heard on Easter Sunday fthe calendar said it was liasterj : I-Iester: just what is a blizzard ? Annie, who is longing to wear the new Easter bunnitt: A thing that comes along just as you think spring is here. Rudie La Zier Qof Cat Jonesj : Hxlvllilll is Nothing ? Cat: A'That part of a doughnut you never eat. . Dearest, whispered Gladys after she had captured the coveted solitaire, I have a confession to make. I am a cooking school graduate. john Ir. shuddered. Oh, well, he sighed in the manner of one resigned to his fate, we can board. - lol Class Hystics Cwith apologies to the H. E. Dept. of Statisticsj Carrol: The Bulletin Board Author. QSpecializes in Committeesj 1'ete: The Annex Floorwalker. Kat: Most cosmetic. Bertha: Most athletic. Judy: Least excitable Qnot a bit excitedj. Millie: Fastest talker. X ' Lil: Most aesthetic fstrong for the motion pitchersj. I-lil: Most Quakerish Cshoulder shakerishj. Doris: Most unprofessional fshe hates that profes sional stuffj. jim: VVorst cook fheavy doughnutsj. Marj : Tackiest. Ann: Noisiest Qtalks in whispersj. Hes: Six Shooter fa good neutralizer for Anniej. 0 XVhere are youvgoing, my pretty maid ? I'm going to cut the corn, Doris said. Can I go with you, my pretty maid F You're no chiropodist, she said. 117