Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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Hilda, in the office: Miss Hall, we ean't get away from you. Miss Hall: XfVell girls, 1 have to keep my eye on you. Hilda: Aren't you afraid of losing your eye ? . Health and Phonetics What is Anatomy? A little girl named Ida in' answer to this question, wrote the following: Anatomy is the human body. It is divided into three parts, the haid, the chest and stummiek. The haid holds the skull and the braind, if they is any, the chest holds the liver and part of the lites, and stummiek holds the entrails and the vowels which are e, i, o, u, and sometimes w and y. Healthgrams Never take a bite from the other fellow's apple ton the way to chapelj. If Adam hadnt taken a bite he might still be in the Garden of Eden. Never pick dirt off the lettuce and grit out of the spinach as they may be your friends, b. bilidus or we. 'h ulgarem. r .1Ol... Helen Pfau: Say Cat! VVhy didn't you recite in Soc F Cat: UAW! I c'ouldn't hncl the place. 113'

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Patient: I-low can l get to the San. fl-IoSpitztl? Q A little dickens Qprobahly Iva Iohnsonj: Stand in the ban. Lobby and call, 'Bring on the MEATY .O.ll Io: What do you think of my new shoes, Glad? lelarbiez immense, Io ! 1.1O Letters to the Dean Dear Miss Cooper: Do you think there is any harm in at boy with a SUNNY disposition? Miss Patterson says he has a good face. Yours in suspenders, Gladys Irene Hztrbison. ,May 1. Dear Miss Itlarbison: There is no danger of freckles or any other disgraceful thing from at sunny disposition, as it is a light from the sole. Dear Miss Cooper, Dean: May I go to the Slippery Slide dance with Billy Lewis next Xlfedesclay. Thank you. Yours, Helen Pictu. My Dear Miss Piau: I :un pleased to give you per- mission to attend the dance since you are on the Cradle Roll this month. Be careful when you slideg I hear dance Hoors arc slippery. . . .Ol, Ellen, why clon't you go to bed? You can darn 'L those stockings in the morning. Betty, you know it is never too late to mend. ll2

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Mary Harkins, in Demonstration Cookery: Oysters sink when the shell is formed and fasten on the sea bottom or anything that happens to be there .... They are ,good for sick people because they will pass on in an hour. ...0... I. Hamilton, in Demonstration Cookery: is a modern oven temperature. H350-400 F. ..0t Bonds and History l. Friendship ' 2. Love 3. Matrimony 4. Gold Mine 5. Common Carbon 6. Liberty 0 Hilda: There! I wrote Jule a letter and forgot to mail it. I'll bet he Won't get it. Dr. Roderick Cin .Physiology Lab.j: I realize there is strength in Unity, but this is an individual Exam, itioii. H. C. L. Qnot the mineral acidj Miss Ritchie tells us it is due to the fourth division of middlemen, and contributes this little poem: The grocer who has made his pile- Does he grow nicer? No, sir, He does not change his heart or style But grows a grosser grocer. . Dr. Kellogg is showing the Sanitarium beefsteak, still fresh and more sterile than when it left the butcher shop, when little Blanche-the-question-box says: Is the preserv- ing quality of Yogurt due to the bulgaricus or to the diges- tive quality of the buttermilk, Dr. Kellogg? 114