Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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Patient: I-low can l get to the San. fl-IoSpitztl? Q A little dickens Qprobahly Iva Iohnsonj: Stand in the ban. Lobby and call, 'Bring on the MEATY .O.ll Io: What do you think of my new shoes, Glad? lelarbiez immense, Io ! 1.1O Letters to the Dean Dear Miss Cooper: Do you think there is any harm in at boy with a SUNNY disposition? Miss Patterson says he has a good face. Yours in suspenders, Gladys Irene Hztrbison. ,May 1. Dear Miss Itlarbison: There is no danger of freckles or any other disgraceful thing from at sunny disposition, as it is a light from the sole. Dear Miss Cooper, Dean: May I go to the Slippery Slide dance with Billy Lewis next Xlfedesclay. Thank you. Yours, Helen Pictu. My Dear Miss Piau: I :un pleased to give you per- mission to attend the dance since you are on the Cradle Roll this month. Be careful when you slideg I hear dance Hoors arc slippery. . . .Ol, Ellen, why clon't you go to bed? You can darn 'L those stockings in the morning. Betty, you know it is never too late to mend. ll2

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Nlodern Mary CBundyD Mary had a little lamb, A lobster and some prunes, Qbenzoic acidj A glass of milk, a piece of pie, And then some macaroons. fyvlllli yunivlj lt made the naughty waiters grin To see her order so. And when they carried Mary out Her face was white as snow. fNo calsominefp. -Jlliclz. H ealtlz Alvmiuac. 0 Dr. Roderick: Country air is so much purer than in the city because most country folks nail all the windows -down tight and keep the bad air in their houses. 0 Heard during the Hu:l' Tunie: I gave two fomentations today. Miss Cooper: Are they dead ? Tunic: I don't lcnowg I didn't go back to see. .lol- plfilz Fin working in the Hoof and Leg departinentf , Second Meeting of the Physiology Class CSeptemberj. Dr. Capron: Now, if there is any question I can ans- wer for you I will be very glad to do so. I Voice from back of room: How do you get that nice wave in your hair ? iioii.. A Senior: Hlsook here, you liave'nt drawn an eye in your calf. Another: You poor fish, can't you see that calf is going blindly to the slaughter?l' . -T011 The Seniors are right theref, aren't they? Voice from Millie Wlliite: 'fAh'll say! CLOW Gil. Here is another instance-scene in Chem. Lab.: lst Senior, wanders about the lab. looking for city tap water for an experiment. 2d Senior. wanders about the lab. looking for carbon dioxide for an experiment. 3rd Senior, spends twenty minutes trying to get test tubes clean by scouring with a piece of marble instead of Bon Ami-and wonders why it hasn't scratched yet. O1, By the way, have you heard this old riddle: 'Mfhatis a good thing to clean ivory with? C-lust two guesesj Two strikes and out. The answer is: A shampoo. .O.l. Here's another good riddle: lfVhen is a dance not a dance? Wlieii the San board says so. 111

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Hilda, in the office: Miss Hall, we ean't get away from you. Miss Hall: XfVell girls, 1 have to keep my eye on you. Hilda: Aren't you afraid of losing your eye ? . Health and Phonetics What is Anatomy? A little girl named Ida in' answer to this question, wrote the following: Anatomy is the human body. It is divided into three parts, the haid, the chest and stummiek. The haid holds the skull and the braind, if they is any, the chest holds the liver and part of the lites, and stummiek holds the entrails and the vowels which are e, i, o, u, and sometimes w and y. Healthgrams Never take a bite from the other fellow's apple ton the way to chapelj. If Adam hadnt taken a bite he might still be in the Garden of Eden. Never pick dirt off the lettuce and grit out of the spinach as they may be your friends, b. bilidus or we. 'h ulgarem. r .1Ol... Helen Pfau: Say Cat! VVhy didn't you recite in Soc F Cat: UAW! I c'ouldn't hncl the place. 113'