Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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Q Q' One on Teach! Dr. Lewis, in cheml class: In shooting an air well, the uitroglycerine, upon percussion, explodes and blows a hole into a hole. ' .-iO Miss Hall, in cookery: There is a junket tablet dis- soled in each book of recipes. lo---. Miss Cooper. during the flu period, to clerk at Main Desk: Will you please call up the OB ward and ask how Miss Hall is? Oi.. Miss Patterson. reading Dormitory rules: No launder- ing shall be done in private roomsg girls, you will have to wash and iron in the bathroom. Senior Gems PURPOSE without PEP is PIFFLEg PEP without PURPOSE is PUNK. l1.Ol-. Make the most of life you may, Life is short and wears away. -Oii KAI! iwses in nitric cafI0rim.erer.j O-i Patient at San: KI. am going to have my eyes examined this afternoon. Do I have to undress for it Pl' 0Ti. Ellen Holland: If you were going to clean yourself, Dr. Lewis, would you add NI-I3 to the C C14 P 110

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Nlodern Mary CBundyD Mary had a little lamb, A lobster and some prunes, Qbenzoic acidj A glass of milk, a piece of pie, And then some macaroons. fyvlllli yunivlj lt made the naughty waiters grin To see her order so. And when they carried Mary out Her face was white as snow. fNo calsominefp. -Jlliclz. H ealtlz Alvmiuac. 0 Dr. Roderick: Country air is so much purer than in the city because most country folks nail all the windows -down tight and keep the bad air in their houses. 0 Heard during the Hu:l' Tunie: I gave two fomentations today. Miss Cooper: Are they dead ? Tunic: I don't lcnowg I didn't go back to see. .lol- plfilz Fin working in the Hoof and Leg departinentf , Second Meeting of the Physiology Class CSeptemberj. Dr. Capron: Now, if there is any question I can ans- wer for you I will be very glad to do so. I Voice from back of room: How do you get that nice wave in your hair ? iioii.. A Senior: Hlsook here, you liave'nt drawn an eye in your calf. Another: You poor fish, can't you see that calf is going blindly to the slaughter?l' . -T011 The Seniors are right theref, aren't they? Voice from Millie Wlliite: 'fAh'll say! CLOW Gil. Here is another instance-scene in Chem. Lab.: lst Senior, wanders about the lab. looking for city tap water for an experiment. 2d Senior. wanders about the lab. looking for carbon dioxide for an experiment. 3rd Senior, spends twenty minutes trying to get test tubes clean by scouring with a piece of marble instead of Bon Ami-and wonders why it hasn't scratched yet. O1, By the way, have you heard this old riddle: 'Mfhatis a good thing to clean ivory with? C-lust two guesesj Two strikes and out. The answer is: A shampoo. .O.l. Here's another good riddle: lfVhen is a dance not a dance? Wlieii the San board says so. 111