Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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pi! D12 N07'17ZG11.' How does the body lose heat Melita Crathevf douZ7tfaZZyj.' By aviation ? The tanned and freckled Senior girl, Has one absorbing dreamg She wants to own that kind of cow, From which they get cold cream. Dr. Cooper fin Anatomy Classj: Someone swiped my bones. Some of the faculty wanted to know if the Misses McGuinnis' and Hesse's rooms always looked like a cyclone. Somebody played a dirty trick. Try this on your piano, The Balwin Pause -it's a dandy hesitation. Miss H all: Miss Moflit, what is the difference between raw and pasteurized milk ? Irenei: VVhy, I always supposed that a cow that gave pasteurized milk had grazed in a pasture. ' Donaldson: Hey, waiter! VVhat's this stuff P A George Cat Washingtonj.' It's bean soup. Donaldson: I don't care what it has been, what is it now ? Wiunie.' What's technique ? ' Louise: That's what you lack when you get your name written over the key cupboard. A Heard at Wentworth: Say, can I borrow your hat ? VVhy the formality ? 'WVell, I couldn't ind it. Fm a DS born I'm a DS bred And when I die Illl be a DS dead. Rah! Rah! Home Economics! Rah! Rah! Home Economics! Rah! Rah! Home Economics! Rah! Rah! Rah! 88

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D11 Normcm Qin yirst physiology classy: I just got through learning two hundred nurses' names, and now I have another fresh bunch ! Miss Stofieix' It won't make any difference to me whether you know this or not Cpsychologyj a thousand years from now-but it may to you V' Ten Commandments of the School I. Thou shalt be quiet from 10 P. M. until 6 A. M. II. Thou shalt observe study hours on school days from 7 230 P. M. to 9 230 P. M. III. Thou shalt receive gentlemen callers once or twice a week, but by 10:00 they must leave. - Thou Thou Thou fined Thou Thou girl who Thou room Thou day thou IV. shalt have thy room under inspection at all times. ' V. shalt not dare to mar the furniture or linen or penalty will be issued shalt not put a tack or nail in the wall for he that doeth so shall be f shalt not cook or wash in thy room VIII shalt not use anything only for the purpose it is intended vi oe to the has to call a plumber shalt always remember to turn off heat and lights when leasing he shalt always be punctual with housenold debts as room rent lest some shalt find thy possessions on the porch These all keep 1f thou YY OuldSt be an efficient D S student L E15 at Bczcteiiology Lab dooij Is D1 hl6lSO11 11616 H McGtL6fey No but will Dr Hellman do Exit Lillian without tnsvx er vt. ' I ut. i IX. . . 1 I I' t D I C '. I 5 X l , I. lf -u A - in ' It . . ' ?fJ C . . . .1 2 Y 'D r . S7 I

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Even! The hours Were 'HYif1g by and still Algy, the bore, remained with her Do you like music F she inquired. i Yes, he replied, it always carries me away. She flew to the piano and played several airs, then turned and looked at him. You are not gone yet P No. But you said music carried you away! Yes, he retorted, but I said music ! Dr. Norman fcalling rollj: lf you were here both days, answer 'twicgj' M. Rnslandf Once! Dr. Norman: VVhich day were you here ? A tiny green junior, , , As fresh as breaking day, . . Softly of her Chemistry teacher asked, If zero equaled A. P. H eilman Qfwith credits for disease elassesj: Girls, l've decided to take diseases. Dr. Mortensen might be able to teach me something. Startling Discoveries By 1917 Tea 1S weighted with 1ron lead and mercury Zlfzss Htl! Salt is a perfect substitute for sugar in these days of high cost of hvmg Tried with amazing success in cake making by Misses Banks Farr and Kmpp just before the third Food Sale Chocolate pies rise beautifully when baking powder is added Mtss Dams F or full particulars on How to llvade the Quarantine Law and Perfect Fumigation see Misses Banks Griffith Johnson Brb and Dillingham They are also authorities on Misses Baldwins and Cooper s wardrobes They ought to know' Ask Dr Norman how much M Scott ate at the Home Economics banquet Mane Thomas Demonstratton Cookeryj ls cheddar cheese store cheese? Meleta P001 Lillian Gish' Grove Lets have a Cut Day on Saturday and ask the faculty Good suggestion 'j Hesse the dear hearted little one Dr Lewzs Qto M Scott the moanmg a ter the gastne test Why Miss Scott you d go down town on a spree and eat things that would hurt you twice as much as that test 'W Scott Im not that kind of girl' . . . , .- . . . on . - I 1 1 J . . - ff 4 - rs rr N . . H , , . . ,v ' x J 1 ' . . . . , , 4 I . '. . . H as c r t - , rr , - - ' :J , rc a . U C . , - cc ' ' E , I , JC , fy 1 1, . . , . 1 ' f V 1 71 l zz 1 . ' ' U J. , , .