Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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Alas! in vain she read, poor girl! But got no inspiration. The tears rolled down her anxious face In utter desperation. , e But nature sometimes plays a prank, Those tears, strange to relate, Into her test tube fell, and formed A white precipitate. A great big smile broke from her face And shone so very bright, It changed the contents of that tube To a color dark as night! 'Tis silver nitrate, sure enough! 'Why just as plain as day ! She thought so from the very first, An unparallelled combinatio QThat's what they always sayj. thing you want at any time. ,i,M-l- F. B. Indiana's Cooperative Dietitians! n and demonstration of reversible reactions. Any- 'Misses Florence Dizarcl and Mabel Morgan Miss Dizard is an authority on fattening diets and Miss Morgan never fails to make you reduce. Miss Dizard's book on How to Remain Short and Fair ' ' ' H T Grow Tall and Dark. is equalled only by Miss Morgan s ow o Mil- Rachel: Where did you spend the summer, Em ? E. Donaldson' At the sea shore-the ocean, you know. ,MLM-1 Helen G1'lf7ith.'.Noted specialist in First Aid and Home Nursing. 1-Mli lt Might Have Been! If .we Eenioris could only have assimilated the Hsalient points of Miss Baldwins techniquef' life might have been worth while in Battle Creek! It would have made Dr. Nelson's scientific manipulation so much easier! Now talk about ingratitude said Conner's Alarm Clock, I have a right d to kick. I help her to get up in the world every day and what thanks o get for it? M- Ob, Farewell! Mgtiifd Atomic Weight Results Occurence C . Properties onclusion Uses S6

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Things We Do Not Care to Hear the Second Time Flunked! Gastric test in the morning. You'll have to repeat these experiments. One dollar for Lab registration, Miss Blank. Take ten bottles of this paraffin oil and you'll be cured. I have fifteen unexcusedabsences against you. VV e have no positions open right now. You've been reported. I Poor technique! A youth-a book, A lass4a look. Book neglected, Flunk expected. This applies to you ! C07L1fL67'.' W'omen al-ways contradict each other. Hill: They do not! H .Someone has suggested that Butler Cottage be called Little Ireland cause there are so many green Juniors up there. C79 Qfsefgfi idliiirf NX- .7 I, .X xf, A X , - X X px A A foam K ff I '12 ..--A f .tx ,wg ' 'U 1-I A Q a l 5? f Q X ' .E 4-A ff inf' slim Findings in the Chem. Lab. There was a little Junior maid, An unknown had to solve. She added lirst some I-IQO In order to dissolve. Then What to do she did not know, So to her book she fled. It might be salt, it might be base, For all she could have said. l 85

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D11 Normcm Qin yirst physiology classy: I just got through learning two hundred nurses' names, and now I have another fresh bunch ! Miss Stofieix' It won't make any difference to me whether you know this or not Cpsychologyj a thousand years from now-but it may to you V' Ten Commandments of the School I. Thou shalt be quiet from 10 P. M. until 6 A. M. II. Thou shalt observe study hours on school days from 7 230 P. M. to 9 230 P. M. III. Thou shalt receive gentlemen callers once or twice a week, but by 10:00 they must leave. - Thou Thou Thou fined Thou Thou girl who Thou room Thou day thou IV. shalt have thy room under inspection at all times. ' V. shalt not dare to mar the furniture or linen or penalty will be issued shalt not put a tack or nail in the wall for he that doeth so shall be f shalt not cook or wash in thy room VIII shalt not use anything only for the purpose it is intended vi oe to the has to call a plumber shalt always remember to turn off heat and lights when leasing he shalt always be punctual with housenold debts as room rent lest some shalt find thy possessions on the porch These all keep 1f thou YY OuldSt be an efficient D S student L E15 at Bczcteiiology Lab dooij Is D1 hl6lSO11 11616 H McGtL6fey No but will Dr Hellman do Exit Lillian without tnsvx er vt. ' I ut. i IX. . . 1 I I' t D I C '. I 5 X l , I. lf -u A - in ' It . . ' ?fJ C . . . .1 2 Y 'D r . S7 I