Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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Things We Do Not Care to Hear the Second Time Flunked! Gastric test in the morning. You'll have to repeat these experiments. One dollar for Lab registration, Miss Blank. Take ten bottles of this paraffin oil and you'll be cured. I have fifteen unexcusedabsences against you. VV e have no positions open right now. You've been reported. I Poor technique! A youth-a book, A lass4a look. Book neglected, Flunk expected. This applies to you ! C07L1fL67'.' W'omen al-ways contradict each other. Hill: They do not! H .Someone has suggested that Butler Cottage be called Little Ireland cause there are so many green Juniors up there. C79 Qfsefgfi idliiirf NX- .7 I, .X xf, A X , - X X px A A foam K ff I '12 ..--A f .tx ,wg ' 'U 1-I A Q a l 5? f Q X ' .E 4-A ff inf' slim Findings in the Chem. Lab. There was a little Junior maid, An unknown had to solve. She added lirst some I-IQO In order to dissolve. Then What to do she did not know, So to her book she fled. It might be salt, it might be base, For all she could have said. l 85

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j 66 A lovelorn old maid on Monroe, Wlho had pined many years for a beau, Started learning our way To make good things and say, I She soon had a dozen or so. MELETA JOHNSON, Monroe St, JAMESTOWN, N. Y. ,M-l-.1- Defmition of an egg: A wholesome, yet a fowl product. Mrs. fovfies: Doctor, I wish to ask a question about a tragedy. Dr. Lewis: Yes ? - lllrs. Jones: What is my Chemistry grade ? . ,,-,illf Special for the Senior Class 4 If I knew you and you knew me- If both of us could clearly see, And with an inner sight divine The meaning of your heart and mine, I'm sure that we would differ less And ,clasp our hands in friendliness, Our thoughts would pleasantly agree If I knew you and you knew me. I Don't Know. I Miss Baldwin: We must apply our science. Now, Miss Denman, is a nucleo protein, derived or conjugated ? Etta: I feel a hesitancy in articulating lest, peradventure I should advance an erroneous statement which I could not substantiate. Degrees Soon to Be Conferred fl. B.: Always Busy-Seniors. M . D.: Mighty Dense-Every one not getting NUCLEUS jokes. M. S.: Mostly Sighs-Muriel Rusland. Ph. B.: Phantom Bell-Pearl I-Ieilman. M. fl.: Most Artistic-Miss B's wardrobe. A. Awfully Bashful-Maude Banks. Hazeldlne: Say, Middy, where did you get your wonderful musical ability P Mildred D.: 'VVell, you see, I was born in A Flat. ? ., ,l Helan GZ' Mehta, what is the heighth of your ambition ? Jlifelzta: I dunno exactly-he comes just about to my chin. 84 ra 7

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Alas! in vain she read, poor girl! But got no inspiration. The tears rolled down her anxious face In utter desperation. , e But nature sometimes plays a prank, Those tears, strange to relate, Into her test tube fell, and formed A white precipitate. A great big smile broke from her face And shone so very bright, It changed the contents of that tube To a color dark as night! 'Tis silver nitrate, sure enough! 'Why just as plain as day ! She thought so from the very first, An unparallelled combinatio QThat's what they always sayj. thing you want at any time. ,i,M-l- F. B. Indiana's Cooperative Dietitians! n and demonstration of reversible reactions. Any- 'Misses Florence Dizarcl and Mabel Morgan Miss Dizard is an authority on fattening diets and Miss Morgan never fails to make you reduce. Miss Dizard's book on How to Remain Short and Fair ' ' ' H T Grow Tall and Dark. is equalled only by Miss Morgan s ow o Mil- Rachel: Where did you spend the summer, Em ? E. Donaldson' At the sea shore-the ocean, you know. ,MLM-1 Helen G1'lf7ith.'.Noted specialist in First Aid and Home Nursing. 1-Mli lt Might Have Been! If .we Eenioris could only have assimilated the Hsalient points of Miss Baldwins techniquef' life might have been worth while in Battle Creek! It would have made Dr. Nelson's scientific manipulation so much easier! Now talk about ingratitude said Conner's Alarm Clock, I have a right d to kick. I help her to get up in the world every day and what thanks o get for it? M- Ob, Farewell! Mgtiifd Atomic Weight Results Occurence C . Properties onclusion Uses S6