Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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E. Allcom QIn Physiologyl : Inflammation of the tonsils-tonsilitis. Inflammation of the stomach-appendicitis. ll.. We Seniors ceased to complain of a lack of culture in the school after we started Bacteriology. i We Don't Know Wlhere can a man buy a cap for his knee? Or a key for a lock of his hair? Can his eyes be called an academy, Because there are pupils there? In the crown of his head what gems are set? Wfho travels the bridge of his nose? Can he use when shingling the roof of his mouth, The nails on the ends of his toes? VVhat does he raise from the slip of his tongue? VVho plays on the drums of his ears? And who can tell the cut and style Of the coat his stomach Wears? Can the crook of his elbow be sent to jail? And if so, what did it do? A How does he sharpen his shoulder blades, I'l1 be hanged if I know-do you? V a A Happenings At Hall V Girls! Mrs. Potts demands that all slang be cut out. Golly! but that is tough but it must be did. Em: Yes, I haye a big date tonight. All donations of clothes in order. G. Cozfmerx In the parlor studying-a la kimona and to-be-curly hair. SH! Bess: Wfriting or reading a letter to or from the city. Louise: Come and see my pictures! No. 7 Hall Qvoice from withinj: Will you people ever learn to shut the door-there's a draft! .+l -- VVhat's I-Ielen Griffith wearing? Oh! just some more from Em's Rummage Sale. ,l .l.l Dot: Oh girls, I wouldn't do that! S3

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j 66 A lovelorn old maid on Monroe, Wlho had pined many years for a beau, Started learning our way To make good things and say, I She soon had a dozen or so. MELETA JOHNSON, Monroe St, JAMESTOWN, N. Y. ,M-l-.1- Defmition of an egg: A wholesome, yet a fowl product. Mrs. fovfies: Doctor, I wish to ask a question about a tragedy. Dr. Lewis: Yes ? - lllrs. Jones: What is my Chemistry grade ? . ,,-,illf Special for the Senior Class 4 If I knew you and you knew me- If both of us could clearly see, And with an inner sight divine The meaning of your heart and mine, I'm sure that we would differ less And ,clasp our hands in friendliness, Our thoughts would pleasantly agree If I knew you and you knew me. I Don't Know. I Miss Baldwin: We must apply our science. Now, Miss Denman, is a nucleo protein, derived or conjugated ? Etta: I feel a hesitancy in articulating lest, peradventure I should advance an erroneous statement which I could not substantiate. Degrees Soon to Be Conferred fl. B.: Always Busy-Seniors. M . D.: Mighty Dense-Every one not getting NUCLEUS jokes. M. S.: Mostly Sighs-Muriel Rusland. Ph. B.: Phantom Bell-Pearl I-Ieilman. M. fl.: Most Artistic-Miss B's wardrobe. A. Awfully Bashful-Maude Banks. Hazeldlne: Say, Middy, where did you get your wonderful musical ability P Mildred D.: 'VVell, you see, I was born in A Flat. ? ., ,l Helan GZ' Mehta, what is the heighth of your ambition ? Jlifelzta: I dunno exactly-he comes just about to my chin. 84 ra 7