Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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Dr. Lewis-How was iron ore first discovered? Emily McKnight-I believe they smelt 1t. Ethel- You seem worried, Ted. What's on your chest? , Ted-fHoarsely, but not with emotionj Can you smell that awful liniment way over there ? What time is it, Roomy? I'm'invited to a swell party tonight, and my watch ain't going. . . ' Wasn't your watch invited? Yeh, but it hasn't the time. Eva M.- How do you like your room-mate? i Hazel B.- Fine, we both wear the same size wa1sts. Merab- 1-Tlunked in serving yesterday? Elwin- How's that ? ' Merab- Missed count, and finished dinner with two knives and a fork left over. ' Lucile G.- So you are going home for Xmas ? Madge-How's that P Lucile- Why, I see your coat is checked. Helen Nowe- Olive got a telegram from Mal yesterday. Zelma- What did it say ? Helen- It read, 'Nose broken in foot ball. XVould you rather have it set 'Greek or Roman? VV'ire. '18- This tennis game reminds me of a Monday A. M. chapel attendance. '17- So many cuts and such a poor service. Mr. O'Donnell- I think the word faery is greatly overusedf' Miss Baldwin- Yes, very much. Do you know Baby Ieschke ? HNOIII Then don't, she speaks so correctly she sounds as if she were always making mistakes. ' Johnnie Harman- Mim, why do you always use a lip stick ? Mim- To keep the Qchapsj off. Dr. Cooper- Where is the tibia ?'l Muriel Anthony- VVhy it's the shin bone, isn't it ? Dr. Cooper- Yes Muriel- Well then, it's in the ankle. nf. Lewis-'fvvhaf is H3 P03 ?', Marg. Vogt+ Helper's Post Qffice-3 times. Bee Chick-CFood examj The harmful constituent of coffee is canine. Dr. Cooper- Wliat are the three coverings of the brain ? Kay K. QWho has been working on the school songj-Dura mater, pia mater and alma mater. Mrs. Benton C Hearing a rap at the front doorj- Gracious, I thought every- body was in. Miss Kaupp is! Miss Schvvitzer- Were you copying her notes ? A 46 '

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JUNIOR MONTHLY SKIDDOO kin help me. I am going with four boys at Onct. How kin I. find out which one I love mos? I'm very desprut. MID. I feel that such a serious question is beyond me. Perhaps thoughtful meditation will aid you in deciding this most momentous problem. My dearest .Miss Libbey:- 4 Henry didn't write to me yester- day. Oh, my dear Miss Libbey, tell me of some way to move his stony heart. MARGUERITE Try dynamite. .i CHEMISTRY NOTES The Seniors said 'twas an awful Old hole. Advised-life insurance and savinb of sou Dr Lewis read the antidotes I approached tlIe Lab with a lump in my throat I expected daily to be blown up Was afraid of each bottle beaker and cup But the only thin tragic that hap pened to me Was a spot on my fin er HNOq M B We say hurrah for Chemistry In both Lab and class And when examinations come If any fail to pass Well know that the trouble lies just underneath our lid Or that we didn t do our part As Dr Lewis did Classy Ads-95.001 a Word. 1 WANTED HELP ! I !-Mr. Walton. WANTED-Two letters a day. - OLIE COLVIN, M. ALMROIH. WANTED-Dill pickles and ham- burgers to help cultivate my voice. F. JONES. WANTED-A beefsteak husband. FERN F. VVANTED-Ability to on one man. , concentrate MADGE. WANTED-More time. I SYLER WANTED NO 6AA JOHINIXIE WANTED A Henry will do M ALMROTH any model AMUSEMENTS THE BUTLER Weekly shows last performance I0 I M Admission free if you can stand It KELLOGG VAUDEVILLE Mlle Kathryne Kauppe the Sth yvonde of the world H h class enter tainment MUSIC Paderewski 2nd alias M Easton W'Onderful murderer of scales CIRCUS Wonderful side show I'atty IVIcEacheIn 111 Steppin Around Cant afford to miss It Come and feed the elephants 45 Classy Ads-5.001 a W'ord. LOST LOST-Our breath, while racing to Psyc. HULLY, BEE, 1 TOMMY, A LITTLE ANTHONY. LOST-IVIy cake Of Naptha Soap. I-IEINE. LOST-One special delivery letter, containing Spearmint. EDDIE PINE. LOST-Peg's switch. MINI MCE FOR SALE FOR SALE My title of a neat l H 'Nom' POR SALE Some ood Jokes BIIKE PAIIY Wonderful Testlmonla. SLIPPERY SALVE 4 SORI2 ESOPHAGUSIIS CO Deal S215 I lost my voice from Overwork 111 rec1t1n anatomy but since I haye used your uonde ful salve I am a ain able to take my place at the head of the class CIOD derly yours M THOMAS O- I -in - T I I ' 1 I ..-l- . , U. - Dil' . . T 1 , . I '72, ' 1 . . . . Y Lili- 7 i , -. 0' ' o- 0 ' D I 5 L .,- 1' W 1 D In . . r 0' H G Q - ' ' iniiit , . 4 4 - I . - - ' l. , 1' 7 ' I . , lg - -4 I 4 I I , ' ' I , n Z 1 , , . , ' ' r I ' . . . . . . O- - c y ' . ' 1 1 f 1' 1 ' , O. f ' 9 o , 4 A . H . O. . b - u 17 , 1 - - - ,

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Mary Edna- Oh no! I was only looking to see if she had mine right M. Anthony- There is something preying on my mind. Miss Fish- Don't worry, my dear, it will soon starve to death. Miss Williams- Name three things containing starch. I Beth Knight- Two collars and a cuff! Miss Baldwin- What is a continued story? Mid- Why, a skyscraper. The yeast cake is an early riserg but it only does so for a loaf. I never- . Giggle-Margaret Cross. Curl my hair-Ida Howerton. Talk-Eddie Pine. Sleep in Psychology-Madge. Knit in Anatomy-Dorothy. Had a date- Mid ' Get excited-Bernice Lane. Eat in my room-Nan. Get up in the morning- Flossy. I Boss-Merab, Argue-Grace Marx. Skip gym-Delia Overby. Study-Willie Owen Grin Ruth Kinney Smile Emily McKnight Look sober Ruth Palamatier Have the power to speak C Kearney Like boys Margaret Break test tubes Martha Benge Sing L Sprunger Can you imagine Johnnie Harmon without pep? Dr Cooper being cross? Mid blue? Little Anthony on time? Emily without her knittin ? Peg being dependent? Mim without her psyche? The Iunlors lacking spirit? Heine being late at East H1ll? Mike in a hurry? Bernice L calm? Deck eating at a D S table? Edna Nabors a heavyweight? Little grains of sawdust Little strips of wood Treated scientifically Make the breakfast food - . 1' . . H ' 72 ' KK ' JJ . . . 0- . f b . . . 4 . 1 H ' H ' If 71 ' . . . O4 . 2 . 2