Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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JU IOR MO THLY SKIDDOO Vol III ' BATTLE CREEK, MICHIGAN No. 23, April 1, 1919 EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief ................ Mid Assistant Editor ......... .... H Sully Guardian of Exchequer ........ Mike Ink Slinger ............ ..... B Iadge Cub Reporter .... ..... E erg Printefs Devil ..... ..... I-I eine Nervy Reporter .... ...gEddie Ad Chaser ........ ..... F uzzy Whats in a Name? A picnic was held one Knight Over-by the Gates of Palmatier. There was a Lane which ran in one direction to a Burbank, and in the other to a Blackfell and to an or- chard where there were loads of Baldwins. . Now some of the Nabors were there, including the Squire who was a great Wissler, and the Miller, who was Cross because he could not Voght the next day. The ladies looked very Chick and Lighthearted until a Bair ran off with a Patty. e They played cards with a Deck sitting around a Bush. The game ended by Willie paying the Pennel-ty and Owen a bunch of Do. Little Thomas wanted to know. Kinney have some Hazel-nuts? There was a great deal'of Harmon-y when Ruth and Garrit-son Peg-ged 310118 down Lover's Lane toward Kellogg. P. S.-K. Kaupp, the Kellogg Kot- tags Kut-up, was there Pine-ing for a Gil-man. Terrible Malady Affects D. S. Students! Scores of young, innocent Irs. are now stricken by a horrible malady. Teachers are plunged into unfathom- able despair. The sy-mptoms are slow laborious working of lingers and contorted expression of physi- ognomy. Drs. Lewis and Cooper, who have been working both day and night, are still unable to discover or invent any permanent cure. However, hopes are entertained that the witcheries of spring will as- sist in the recovery of those affected. The deadly results of' this epidemic are the vari-colored sweaters, soon to appear on the campus. - AT LAST-F air Co-eds By the addition of Iohnny Har- mon, Mike Patty, I-Ieinie Sabin, Ed- die Pine, I-Iarold Walton, Tommy Thomas, Willie Owen, and Eddie Nabors, we are now co-eds. 1 OBITUARY GAYETTA BOSLER- Gay no longer. Passed into the realm of matrimony, February 17th. Friends please omit Bowers. Juniors Found Smoking! The faculty and various house di- rectors were vastly perturbed a few days ago, by the rumor that the Irs. had been found smoking pipes in the lab. It came as a great shock, for 44 Weather Forecast , Damp weather-Mimis curls out Euzzyls in. they had always looked up to the JIS, as models of exemplary conduct. They were at a loss for any solution of the .awful disgrace. I-t was very per- plexing, for they knew an instructor must have been present at the lab. After agitated inquiries, they found to their vast relief that the smoke had been caused from heating coal in clay pipes in the preparation of coal gas. LATEST WAR RUMOR Official reports have been received that peace at last is in viewj A truce has been declared, due to the inter- cession of D. S. Ambassador Patty. Diplomatic relations between Gen ,Iesche and Col. Chick may be re- sumed in the near future., Jr. Understudies of Promi- ' nent Actors and Ac- tresses . Fatty Arbuckle-M. Thomas. Caruso-G. Marx. Marguerite Clark-Nan Tracy. Theda Bara-R. Palfmatier. Billie Burke-L. Sprungcr. Charlie Chaplin-K, Kaupp. Flora Flinch-Mim. MCE. John Bunny-Dot Clark. Advice to Love-Lorn LAURA JEAN LIBBEY ' Deer .Mis Libbie.'-- . I hev red ur advize and I think its good, so I'm writin to see If U bob- 4 f 1 ,it Si kin 110: ,iw f. .' ,'i,. ,. degpfu 1- mcd 2111,-I 'bv thi: TUE L -ar, i, -M Hein' f dai- i lm, mefll hem Try 55' CHI The Se: holi Arliisel sol Dr. li l appi n lex Wa' Bu ll

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Favorite Doings of the Kellogg Krew Lillian Roth4Composing daily epistles to Colgate. Nan Tracey-Planning a nightly feed. up Madge Blackwell-Conspiring to keep her male quartet from coming to blows.. ' E ' Margaret Voght-Our dear , deciding who will be her next victim for a canoe trip. p Merab Easton-Better known as Paderewski, whose occupation is Hragging the scale. ' Elwin Prucha-The cracker-jack crocheter of the middle west, just having finished her 999th piece. L Hazel Burbank-VVho believes in boosting Uncle Sam by her loyal supporf of the mail. i Mary Wisler-Our Melba, who is waiting for the psychological moment to become famous. Willie Owen-Kellogg's sage, is a veritable Dr. Lewis in her wisdom. Eddie Nabors-Our heavy weight and general loafer. K. Kaupp-The Kellogg Kottage Kut-up, who will perform as long as she has an audience. Lucille Garritson-NVhose motto is Red and yellow, catch a fellow. Ruth Kinney-From present indications, will be our War Bride. Marie Thomas-Slim princess. Nuff said! Eva Miller-Wlio has a heart of gold. Emily McKnight-Gur ambitious, energetic girl who believes in early to bed and early to rise. 4 L ' 43

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JUNIOR MONTHLY SKIDDOO kin help me. I am going with four boys at Onct. How kin I. find out which one I love mos? I'm very desprut. MID. I feel that such a serious question is beyond me. Perhaps thoughtful meditation will aid you in deciding this most momentous problem. My dearest .Miss Libbey:- 4 Henry didn't write to me yester- day. Oh, my dear Miss Libbey, tell me of some way to move his stony heart. MARGUERITE Try dynamite. .i CHEMISTRY NOTES The Seniors said 'twas an awful Old hole. Advised-life insurance and savinb of sou Dr Lewis read the antidotes I approached tlIe Lab with a lump in my throat I expected daily to be blown up Was afraid of each bottle beaker and cup But the only thin tragic that hap pened to me Was a spot on my fin er HNOq M B We say hurrah for Chemistry In both Lab and class And when examinations come If any fail to pass Well know that the trouble lies just underneath our lid Or that we didn t do our part As Dr Lewis did Classy Ads-95.001 a Word. 1 WANTED HELP ! I !-Mr. Walton. WANTED-Two letters a day. - OLIE COLVIN, M. ALMROIH. WANTED-Dill pickles and ham- burgers to help cultivate my voice. F. JONES. WANTED-A beefsteak husband. FERN F. VVANTED-Ability to on one man. , concentrate MADGE. WANTED-More time. I SYLER WANTED NO 6AA JOHINIXIE WANTED A Henry will do M ALMROTH any model AMUSEMENTS THE BUTLER Weekly shows last performance I0 I M Admission free if you can stand It KELLOGG VAUDEVILLE Mlle Kathryne Kauppe the Sth yvonde of the world H h class enter tainment MUSIC Paderewski 2nd alias M Easton W'Onderful murderer of scales CIRCUS Wonderful side show I'atty IVIcEacheIn 111 Steppin Around Cant afford to miss It Come and feed the elephants 45 Classy Ads-5.001 a W'ord. LOST LOST-Our breath, while racing to Psyc. HULLY, BEE, 1 TOMMY, A LITTLE ANTHONY. LOST-IVIy cake Of Naptha Soap. I-IEINE. LOST-One special delivery letter, containing Spearmint. EDDIE PINE. LOST-Peg's switch. MINI MCE FOR SALE FOR SALE My title of a neat l H 'Nom' POR SALE Some ood Jokes BIIKE PAIIY Wonderful Testlmonla. SLIPPERY SALVE 4 SORI2 ESOPHAGUSIIS CO Deal S215 I lost my voice from Overwork 111 rec1t1n anatomy but since I haye used your uonde ful salve I am a ain able to take my place at the head of the class CIOD derly yours M THOMAS O- I -in - T I I ' 1 I ..-l- . , U. - Dil' . . T 1 , . I '72, ' 1 . . . . Y Lili- 7 i , -. 0' ' o- 0 ' D I 5 L .,- 1' W 1 D In . . r 0' H G Q - ' ' iniiit , . 4 4 - I . - - ' l. , 1' 7 ' I . , lg - -4 I 4 I I , ' ' I , n Z 1 , , . , ' ' r I ' . . . . . . O- - c y ' . ' 1 1 f 1' 1 ' , O. f ' 9 o , 4 A . H . O. . b - u 17 , 1 - - - ,