Battle Creek Sanitarium School of Home Economics - Nucleus Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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Favorite Doings of the Kellogg Krew Lillian Roth4Composing daily epistles to Colgate. Nan Tracey-Planning a nightly feed. up Madge Blackwell-Conspiring to keep her male quartet from coming to blows.. ' E ' Margaret Voght-Our dear , deciding who will be her next victim for a canoe trip. p Merab Easton-Better known as Paderewski, whose occupation is Hragging the scale. ' Elwin Prucha-The cracker-jack crocheter of the middle west, just having finished her 999th piece. L Hazel Burbank-VVho believes in boosting Uncle Sam by her loyal supporf of the mail. i Mary Wisler-Our Melba, who is waiting for the psychological moment to become famous. Willie Owen-Kellogg's sage, is a veritable Dr. Lewis in her wisdom. Eddie Nabors-Our heavy weight and general loafer. K. Kaupp-The Kellogg Kottage Kut-up, who will perform as long as she has an audience. Lucille Garritson-NVhose motto is Red and yellow, catch a fellow. Ruth Kinney-From present indications, will be our War Bride. Marie Thomas-Slim princess. Nuff said! Eva Miller-Wlio has a heart of gold. Emily McKnight-Gur ambitious, energetic girl who believes in early to bed and early to rise. 4 L ' 43

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I-Iu11y Gilinan-When she left Ohio state to live at Henry Cottage, it Sglved our problem of keeping order in our rooms, as she's an inveterate Hpicker- fi u . P Peg Pennel-One would never guess, from appearances, what a natural ability Peg has at the laundry and on the broom handle. Her hobby is Sidney Beans, specimens of which are much in evidence in her room. Mim McEacheron-Her specialty is psyches, churns and ent!!! Receiver of daily bill-boards. Nicknamed, sawed off. Ethel Stevens-If she ever seems reticent, just mention Ted and the gates of conversation are opened wide. She is proprietor of an international photo- graphic bureau, though her collection is devoted chiefly to one subject. Margaret Cross-The little Cross girl came to us about the first of February, and her life here has been one constant struggle to master her numerous t??j studies. Bonnie Lane-Noted for her everlasting good humor. Is a clever com- poser of songs-if you don't think so, listen to her some night about 12 P. M. when we're all trying to sleep. Heinie Sabin-Our Heinie would be a genius were it not for the fact that they never eat. However, we have hopes of her. becoming a noted Chemistry prof., for she has made a wonderful discovery-that all elements occur mo- mentarily after a thunderstorm. Left-Overs Johnny Harman-Ir. ed of the Nucleus. Chief orator at class meetings, and Kay's assistant in kutting-up. Eddie Pine-Can you imagine Eddie leaving Ohio when Laurence is there? But the Spearmint Specials help to console her. Our Psychology star. Dorothy- Squier-QThe personification of our Junior colorsj The chief reason we like Battle Creek is because our Dorothy lives here. Lydia. Sprunger-Who ever found Lydia at a loss to explain anything? Our leading soprano in the Glee Club. Grace Marx-Our professional nurse, she caught the argufying habit, and 'she's surely A-f-. 1 ' Esther Bracken-Another of our blondes. Her specialty is unknowns Harold Walton-Our fair co-ed, D. S. patent encyclopaedia. General class benefactor-cause of absence of burns in the A cooking class. 42

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JU IOR MO THLY SKIDDOO Vol III ' BATTLE CREEK, MICHIGAN No. 23, April 1, 1919 EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief ................ Mid Assistant Editor ......... .... H Sully Guardian of Exchequer ........ Mike Ink Slinger ............ ..... B Iadge Cub Reporter .... ..... E erg Printefs Devil ..... ..... I-I eine Nervy Reporter .... ...gEddie Ad Chaser ........ ..... F uzzy Whats in a Name? A picnic was held one Knight Over-by the Gates of Palmatier. There was a Lane which ran in one direction to a Burbank, and in the other to a Blackfell and to an or- chard where there were loads of Baldwins. . Now some of the Nabors were there, including the Squire who was a great Wissler, and the Miller, who was Cross because he could not Voght the next day. The ladies looked very Chick and Lighthearted until a Bair ran off with a Patty. e They played cards with a Deck sitting around a Bush. The game ended by Willie paying the Pennel-ty and Owen a bunch of Do. Little Thomas wanted to know. Kinney have some Hazel-nuts? There was a great deal'of Harmon-y when Ruth and Garrit-son Peg-ged 310118 down Lover's Lane toward Kellogg. P. S.-K. Kaupp, the Kellogg Kot- tags Kut-up, was there Pine-ing for a Gil-man. Terrible Malady Affects D. S. Students! Scores of young, innocent Irs. are now stricken by a horrible malady. Teachers are plunged into unfathom- able despair. The sy-mptoms are slow laborious working of lingers and contorted expression of physi- ognomy. Drs. Lewis and Cooper, who have been working both day and night, are still unable to discover or invent any permanent cure. However, hopes are entertained that the witcheries of spring will as- sist in the recovery of those affected. The deadly results of' this epidemic are the vari-colored sweaters, soon to appear on the campus. - AT LAST-F air Co-eds By the addition of Iohnny Har- mon, Mike Patty, I-Ieinie Sabin, Ed- die Pine, I-Iarold Walton, Tommy Thomas, Willie Owen, and Eddie Nabors, we are now co-eds. 1 OBITUARY GAYETTA BOSLER- Gay no longer. Passed into the realm of matrimony, February 17th. Friends please omit Bowers. Juniors Found Smoking! The faculty and various house di- rectors were vastly perturbed a few days ago, by the rumor that the Irs. had been found smoking pipes in the lab. It came as a great shock, for 44 Weather Forecast , Damp weather-Mimis curls out Euzzyls in. they had always looked up to the JIS, as models of exemplary conduct. They were at a loss for any solution of the .awful disgrace. I-t was very per- plexing, for they knew an instructor must have been present at the lab. After agitated inquiries, they found to their vast relief that the smoke had been caused from heating coal in clay pipes in the preparation of coal gas. LATEST WAR RUMOR Official reports have been received that peace at last is in viewj A truce has been declared, due to the inter- cession of D. S. Ambassador Patty. Diplomatic relations between Gen ,Iesche and Col. Chick may be re- sumed in the near future., Jr. Understudies of Promi- ' nent Actors and Ac- tresses . Fatty Arbuckle-M. Thomas. Caruso-G. Marx. Marguerite Clark-Nan Tracy. Theda Bara-R. Palfmatier. Billie Burke-L. Sprungcr. Charlie Chaplin-K, Kaupp. Flora Flinch-Mim. MCE. John Bunny-Dot Clark. Advice to Love-Lorn LAURA JEAN LIBBEY ' Deer .Mis Libbie.'-- . I hev red ur advize and I think its good, so I'm writin to see If U bob- 4 f 1 ,it Si kin 110: ,iw f. .' ,'i,. ,. degpfu 1- mcd 2111,-I 'bv thi: TUE L -ar, i, -M Hein' f dai- i lm, mefll hem Try 55' CHI The Se: holi Arliisel sol Dr. li l appi n lex Wa' Bu ll