Battle Creek Community High School - Bomber Yearbook (Battle Creek, IA)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY We, the class of '83, in holding up the tradition started many years ago, have again failed to come up with a class prophecy that is in the least bit funny. But, after toiling many hours, we are now ready to submit our very serious and hopefully enriching predictions to you. Our predictions were made with the use of computers and some of the finest brains available. It should be noted, however, that the class of '83 is not responsible for the failure of any of the persons mentioned to live up to these honorable goals that we have set forth in our predictions. Andgnow, the prophecy for the class of '82 ... We predict that in the future ANN ALBERS will be an astronaut and that JEFF PRESTON will be her co-pilot .. . because they are both already somewhere in space. ROSE MARY HUMMELGARD will be a world renowned author with her best seller From Petunia Queen to Miss America to Mr. Universe. A new attraction to the Ida County Fair this year will be a freak show starring GAYLE HIGHTREE ... she is the only person we know that you can look in one ear and see out the other. Our predictions show that BRAIN DRUIVENGA is going to be an actor starring in the movie version of his own life Walking Disaster I. We predict that TRACEY McBRlDE will become the next A.J. Foyt. We believe that she will be the top female stock car racer in the world because she seems to have had enough practice here around Battle Creek already. y SANDI GROTHE will become a professional cat doctor, but her life will be shattered by a serious malpractice suit. Confidentially, it seems Sandi has been known to give her patients a cheap substitute known as Sinutab instead of their regular medicine. RANDY PETERSEN will become a genius and inventor with his new type of warmer. It seems he suffers a lot from head cold. ' I - .,sss.. A 1 'ii DEBBIE JENSEN will own her own car crushing service . . . she has already had enough practice crushing chairs. JEAN MAGUIRE will become a nursemp. and win a nobel prize for her cure of the common blitz. , In the future if you watch Monday night football, you might see JEFF VERMEYS . . . It seems he has been filling in for Howard Cosell and everyone says they can't tell the difference. Our computer told us that PAM STEUK would become a great female mud-wrestler because of her great athletic abilities. A I C Our calculations show that in ten years, DEB WALLACE will be happily married for the 12th time and will make her living by selling Walleye. :he computer broke down when we fed it TAMMY ALBERS name so we didn't know what to predict for er future.. We just hope that if she has any more slumber parties, they will be fun-filled andilever clear. Our predictions show that MARC HEIN, who is enrolling in the Army, will be stationed in Columbia and bring all the kids their own supply of Coke . .. a-Cola. In conclusion, we would just like to wish the Seniors the best of luck in whatever you do. If these prophecies do come true, don't blame usp we were onlygdoing our job. gy