Battle Creek Central High School - Paean Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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t T 1 1 1. '55 ffff ,,,,f 1, . Q . 1 19 PAEAN 50 take their stuntly d11ly dozen and where Blanche Colligo will be chief distributor of gasoline while Horace Bennett IS ehlef propeller starter. By this time my head was fairly whirling, with names, but not daring to admit that I would llke to stop for fear that Pluto would forget that I was only a vi1itor I went bravely on. Claudme Johnson will be the dlscox erer of '1 new tvpewriting method to displace the hunt 'ind peck svstem used by so many students. Helene Harding will take the place of Aimee Semple McPherson at her temple in Los Angeles. Glenna Sharpe will be on the concert stage accom- panying 11 world famous French horn player Leo NValker, and there will be rumors of a romance between them Irene Madarasz Marv Parrott 'md Vera Seadorf will perfect a new baby-food formula Alice Johnson will be head librarian at Battle Creek lligh School. Helen Smith will tout United States giving fascinating leetures on the ,lfamily llistory of the tooth-pick. Mar- g, net BUIIIOIKGI will be 1 teaeher of English in a Irench school while Maxine Chaffee will be owner of 1 Beuity Shop in Seattle Helen Snyder will conduct '1 correspondence course between l nglish students in America and whlstlers in the Canary Islands. Mildred Sundberg will go than to mniv 1 man she met through this very interesting eourse. Something like a blind d ite I should Illligllll only more so Marie VVebber and Berthise l'larring,ton will be running p1rlo1 light th1t goes out bv mental telepathy. IVillard Proudtit will be very successful as an mteiioi duo: 1toi md will do the palatial home of Marianna Halbert, who will sweep the country bv hu dlstoxtrv of 1 permanent wave that is permanent. Fred Sheritl' will bc the tllatflttltl of 1 powder to sprinkle on women which exterminates them and will hope to eventu- 1lly Illl the iountiy of these pests ltrinces Sergeant and Fvelyn I ierre will be famous in the automobile woild bv thin inventions of a wreck-proof Buick and '1 Pierce-Bullet speedstcr. Nina Albremht will be 1 dnt IDIIODK oper1tor in the Block Painting and Decorating Co. Kath- erine Iawson sponsor of 1 new AIIILIILHH spelling such as Hamanaygz will try to enter it in thc srhools Harriet Wilkes designer of some very comfortable chaise lounges for schools which Warren Nioore will try to inst'1ll in Battle Creek will become very popular with the students. Marian Crockett will win a S10 000 Beauty .Prize conducted by the Daily Dose Cedited by Ellis Maxwellj and will tour Europe with her old side-kick Betty Beg,g,. Sybil Dennis will be 1 regular feature writer of the American M'1g'1zine. .Niarie Webber 'illtl Catherine Hiegert will invent '1 grumble- proof rumble seat. Bose Merchant will be the emthor of 11 startling colunm in the Morning Sun on How to be Docile though Bed-Headed 'ind I ouise hlitltl'lllg,ll will be conducting a column in the same paper under the title 'Advice to the lovelorn by Belinda Blinks. Delmar Goodwin will be Head Bath-Master at Biarritz. Ardith I'l'1lst.c'1d will conduct '1 correspondence school for tl1e relief of people who get laughed at when they sit down 'it the pi'1no. I dith Hansen will t1'ans- l'lil, the l instein theory into underst'1ml'1ble I n1lisb. Mary Wolfe the national president of Pliysical llducation, will have as her motto A Girl in l'very Sport. Margaret Johnson, while on 11 huntin ' trip in Africa looking for the elusive m11ng,oose will be treed by a herd of t'It,f2il'l'li.S but will be rescued before seriously injured. lllimbeth ,Bradley will be busy writing testimonials 'ind having her picture taken to advertise Kipp s Kosmetics. Bertha Bridenstine will be writer of thc theme songs for Preston Grey s comedies releeised by Cass and Foss, Inc., of Hollywood. Florence Newland, interested in Ferris Institute, will finally teach bookeeping there, and Niargaret Newton will translate the Bible into Modern American. Donna LaBarre will invent ami manufacture static remover to he poured over radio tubes. Alice Clark will demonstrate the Xlodel Q Ford in Dearborn. 'Barbara Stansiield and Bay Dawson will be connected with Budy Vallcc's Connecticut Yankees, spelling each other at the piano. John Dunton will operate a bus linc between Battle Creek and llrbandale. Louise Smith will be Dramatic Coach at Olivet, and Alberta Linstead teacher of Public Speaking at Albion. lX'Iarian Martin will become famous as Kate in the 'l'aming of the Shrew opposite Maynard Russell as Petruchio. Leland Smith in remembrance of the old days in Miss Krell's class, will become an instructor at Yale on How to Bead Aloud. Charley Mony, captain of a steamship for the transportation of missionaries on the Dead Sea, will spend l1is spare time reading Marguerite Moore's history books. Albert Strowbridge will run for city dog-catcher on a platform of abolition of high heels and f 11. 1 ----- H 1-5 .-1 1 1. . of pa 'A 1 Q 1 , .1 . ,1 1 . , 1 , , : ww-mini.,-- 1 . - 1 , . I . ' ll ' 71 . . 1 1 , . , , I 1 1 . 1 1, ..1.mm-1 ' , 1 , 1 , wr V . L. 1 , ' ' i 1 '2 1 1 '1 , , . ,, . . .i V f u C ' ' K I L I 1 I 1 1 ' ' , ' . , 1 4' 1 1 1 L f I 'I 1 1. ' - X l l 1 .1 Y 1 ' 1 I 1 X A 1 1 f K ' 1 . . ' '. , I I ' 1 lx Y' A , 1 v . , 1 . Y. . . H , 1 . .1 7 is K V I - 1 1 5 ft '11 ' ,' 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 , ' ,1 ' 1 ,z f 1' ' . 1 1 1 1 , . . . . 1 tg 1 1. .- 1 - 1 - 1 5 ' 1 111 1 1 1' , 1 1 1' 1 ' I 2 .1, 1' 1 1, . - f .g ' a clipping bureau for Maxine Boblnson, who will gain fame overnight by her invention of a .I 1 '-'f.,1.f1.' ' 1' 1 1 1 I ' ' 1 1- . 1 .. . . 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For once, WVava Zaback's name will head the list when she takes over the baking of Zwiebaeh biscuits and becomes one of the foremost bakers in America. Neita Thaldorf will make ex- tensive research into the diseases of the sacroiliac synchondrosis of the tsetse fly, while Wilma Struble will be a designer of smart hats for infants. At last we had come to the end of the line and I drew a sigh of relief. As Pluto led me back to the river, I was very effusive in n1y thanks for his assisting me in retrieving the keys to the flour bin and I told him how much I had enjoyed his talk Qwhich I hadn't enjoyed a particle, but thought it best to be politel. He promised me that when I died he would hang my soul on the same line. And so here I am, waiting for the call : and I am eagerly anticipating becoming one of these promising souls. l22l

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