Battle Creek Central High School - Paean Yearbook (Battle Creek, MI)

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t T 1 1 1. '55 ffff ,,,,f 1, . Q . 1 19 PAEAN 50 take their stuntly d11ly dozen and where Blanche Colligo will be chief distributor of gasoline while Horace Bennett IS ehlef propeller starter. By this time my head was fairly whirling, with names, but not daring to admit that I would llke to stop for fear that Pluto would forget that I was only a vi1itor I went bravely on. Claudme Johnson will be the dlscox erer of '1 new tvpewriting method to displace the hunt 'ind peck svstem used by so many students. Helene Harding will take the place of Aimee Semple McPherson at her temple in Los Angeles. Glenna Sharpe will be on the concert stage accom- panying 11 world famous French horn player Leo NValker, and there will be rumors of a romance between them Irene Madarasz Marv Parrott 'md Vera Seadorf will perfect a new baby-food formula Alice Johnson will be head librarian at Battle Creek lligh School. Helen Smith will tout United States giving fascinating leetures on the ,lfamily llistory of the tooth-pick. Mar- g, net BUIIIOIKGI will be 1 teaeher of English in a Irench school while Maxine Chaffee will be owner of 1 Beuity Shop in Seattle Helen Snyder will conduct '1 correspondence course between l nglish students in America and whlstlers in the Canary Islands. Mildred Sundberg will go than to mniv 1 man she met through this very interesting eourse. Something like a blind d ite I should Illligllll only more so Marie VVebber and Berthise l'larring,ton will be running p1rlo1 light th1t goes out bv mental telepathy. IVillard Proudtit will be very successful as an mteiioi duo: 1toi md will do the palatial home of Marianna Halbert, who will sweep the country bv hu dlstoxtrv of 1 permanent wave that is permanent. Fred Sheritl' will bc the tllatflttltl of 1 powder to sprinkle on women which exterminates them and will hope to eventu- 1lly Illl the iountiy of these pests ltrinces Sergeant and Fvelyn I ierre will be famous in the automobile woild bv thin inventions of a wreck-proof Buick and '1 Pierce-Bullet speedstcr. Nina Albremht will be 1 dnt IDIIODK oper1tor in the Block Painting and Decorating Co. Kath- erine Iawson sponsor of 1 new AIIILIILHH spelling such as Hamanaygz will try to enter it in thc srhools Harriet Wilkes designer of some very comfortable chaise lounges for schools which Warren Nioore will try to inst'1ll in Battle Creek will become very popular with the students. Marian Crockett will win a S10 000 Beauty .Prize conducted by the Daily Dose Cedited by Ellis Maxwellj and will tour Europe with her old side-kick Betty Beg,g,. Sybil Dennis will be 1 regular feature writer of the American M'1g'1zine. .Niarie Webber 'illtl Catherine Hiegert will invent '1 grumble- proof rumble seat. Bose Merchant will be the emthor of 11 startling colunm in the Morning Sun on How to be Docile though Bed-Headed 'ind I ouise hlitltl'lllg,ll will be conducting a column in the same paper under the title 'Advice to the lovelorn by Belinda Blinks. Delmar Goodwin will be Head Bath-Master at Biarritz. Ardith I'l'1lst.c'1d will conduct '1 correspondence school for tl1e relief of people who get laughed at when they sit down 'it the pi'1no. I dith Hansen will t1'ans- l'lil, the l instein theory into underst'1ml'1ble I n1lisb. Mary Wolfe the national president of Pliysical llducation, will have as her motto A Girl in l'very Sport. Margaret Johnson, while on 11 huntin ' trip in Africa looking for the elusive m11ng,oose will be treed by a herd of t'It,f2il'l'li.S but will be rescued before seriously injured. lllimbeth ,Bradley will be busy writing testimonials 'ind having her picture taken to advertise Kipp s Kosmetics. Bertha Bridenstine will be writer of thc theme songs for Preston Grey s comedies releeised by Cass and Foss, Inc., of Hollywood. Florence Newland, interested in Ferris Institute, will finally teach bookeeping there, and Niargaret Newton will translate the Bible into Modern American. Donna LaBarre will invent ami manufacture static remover to he poured over radio tubes. Alice Clark will demonstrate the Xlodel Q Ford in Dearborn. 'Barbara Stansiield and Bay Dawson will be connected with Budy Vallcc's Connecticut Yankees, spelling each other at the piano. John Dunton will operate a bus linc between Battle Creek and llrbandale. Louise Smith will be Dramatic Coach at Olivet, and Alberta Linstead teacher of Public Speaking at Albion. lX'Iarian Martin will become famous as Kate in the 'l'aming of the Shrew opposite Maynard Russell as Petruchio. Leland Smith in remembrance of the old days in Miss Krell's class, will become an instructor at Yale on How to Bead Aloud. Charley Mony, captain of a steamship for the transportation of missionaries on the Dead Sea, will spend l1is spare time reading Marguerite Moore's history books. Albert Strowbridge will run for city dog-catcher on a platform of abolition of high heels and f 11. 1 ----- H 1-5 .-1 1 1. . of pa 'A 1 Q 1 , .1 . ,1 1 . , 1 , , : ww-mini.,-- 1 . - 1 , . I . ' ll ' 71 . . 1 1 , . , , I 1 1 . 1 1, ..1.mm-1 ' , 1 , 1 , wr V . L. 1 , ' ' i 1 '2 1 1 '1 , , . ,, . . .i V f u C ' ' K I L I 1 I 1 1 ' ' , ' . , 1 4' 1 1 1 L f I 'I 1 1. ' - X l l 1 .1 Y 1 ' 1 I 1 X A 1 1 f K ' 1 . . ' '. , I I ' 1 lx Y' A , 1 v . , 1 . Y. . . H , 1 . .1 7 is K V I - 1 1 5 ft '11 ' ,' 1 1 ' 1 1 1 1 , ' ,1 ' 1 ,z f 1' ' . 1 1 1 1 , . . . . 1 tg 1 1. .- 1 - 1 - 1 5 ' 1 111 1 1 1' , 1 1 1' 1 ' I 2 .1, 1' 1 1, . - f .g ' a clipping bureau for Maxine Boblnson, who will gain fame overnight by her invention of a .I 1 '-'f.,1.f1.' ' 1' 1 1 1 I ' ' 1 1- . 1 .. . . 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For once, WVava Zaback's name will head the list when she takes over the baking of Zwiebaeh biscuits and becomes one of the foremost bakers in America. Neita Thaldorf will make ex- tensive research into the diseases of the sacroiliac synchondrosis of the tsetse fly, while Wilma Struble will be a designer of smart hats for infants. At last we had come to the end of the line and I drew a sigh of relief. As Pluto led me back to the river, I was very effusive in n1y thanks for his assisting me in retrieving the keys to the flour bin and I told him how much I had enjoyed his talk Qwhich I hadn't enjoyed a particle, but thought it best to be politel. He promised me that when I died he would hang my soul on the same line. And so here I am, waiting for the call : and I am eagerly anticipating becoming one of these promising souls. l22l

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KN I9 DAEAN 50 ff f, he will own a drug store and be busy training basketball teams to beat those of La Verne Park lnson, a grower of fruit-less grape fruit. This will be James Seeney, conductor of the Vox Pop Luther Dean and Schuyler Nelson will be owners of a tanning factory to tan pig-skins for Buddy Dozier to make into footballs. Alice Parry will graduate from Kalamazoo College and will run a successful Handkerchief-a-month Club. Franklin Hoshal will be kept busy posing for pictures on Smith Brothers' Cough Drops after the death of hlark. Clarence Oliver's statue will be placed in the Hall of Fame for his modelling in Ivory Soap, the purity of which will be raised to 99.4695 by Dalyn Ling. John Hokenstrohm and IVelcome Lewis will manufacture tennis balls which will be guaranteed not to go into the alley. Myrtle Emmons will be social secretary for Mrs. Charles A. Lindbergh Dorothy Burke will build a beautiful villa at Bald Pate on the Knob and be a scintillating figure in French society after making a brilliant marriage to a member of the French nobility Clifford Olsen will be a manufacturer in artificial gems which he will sell to the Chinese. Nolda McCan1ly will graduate from her beloved Michigan, then marry a missionary and go to Africa where they will convert all the remaining savages. A diamond mine will be discovered on their property by James Macey, after which they will return to America, build a l1on1e on Long Island and Marshall Lockhart will be their chauffeur. James Anefl' and Tom Proudfit will begin a vaudeville tour, but it will be broken up by the romantic elopen1ent of Tom and Ada Thrapp James will finish the season waiting on table on a trans-Atlantic plane where he will be very unpopular due to the fact that, interested in the ladies, he will often forget that he had a tray in his hand until it is in one of the aforementioned's lap. John Sanabria and Martin Huyck will have a glorious time humming their way around the world, but will land in Paris flat broke where they will wash dishes in one of the night clubs to pay for their meals. But I fear me greatly that many dishes will be broken because,-well, they have such lovelv ladies in Paris don't you know? Monsieur Basso will be chief designer in 'Jake' Shepherd's Paris dress shop. There will also be a little hat shop in Gay Paree run by two from this group, Eleanor Graves and Josephine King. Mark Travis will marry Kathryn Larrew and will be chief assistant to the messenger boy in the Farmer's Bank, Dayton, Ohio. Agnes Trick and Pauline Bellinger will be teachers at Battle Creek College and will travel through Egypt during their Sabbatical year. Mary Alexander, president of a private girl's school in Boston, will resign her position to travel over Europe with Mildred Baker, to help the latter in an attempt to acquire that elusive kulture Edward Long and Hazel Bradley will both make their debut at the Metropolitan, but Hazel will retire to a farm at the peak of her success. Peggy Macomber and Hazel Miller will form a comedy team on the Orpheum Circuit, and Gordon Belson will be a much sought after model for Kuppenheimer's cl1ildren's suits. Carleton Treadwell, married to Margaret Wallace, will make a fortune selling peanut brittle to the Japanese. Vonda Brooks will be hostess of the Ritz Grill in Podunk, Illinois. Vivian Bapsher and Nellie Peterson will manufacture 'Hapsher Perfume for Rapturous Moments' Hellen Hoffman will gain world-wide fame for her discovery of a new flavor for Blatz gum Dorothy Culver, a police woman in Chicago, will remain on her beat for three months, a truly remarkable record. Harry Babcock will be a pilot and his route will take him over Buffalo, where will be the Famous Bevier Sz Co., manufacturers of Spats and Gloves. Frederick Dryden will be captain of a coal barge on Lake Erie. Eva Sonneville will publish a volume of poems and Charles Stevens, who in High School will be art editor of the PAEAN, will gain fame in literary circles. Don Hayes and Donald Johnson will play in Bob Innes' famous orchestra which will broadcast nightly from his night club in Chicago. Thurston Scramlin will scramble sodas for a living in the Cordrey Drug Store in Battle Creek. John Fischer and Parker Briggs will own a Haberdashery there and John will he seen almost daily with a cunnin' little blond hanging on his arm. This one will be Major Powers, Professor of Trigonometry at West Point. A much dis cussed Butterfield Theatre will finallv be erected in Battle Creek, and Marion Dowsett, with a chorus of Gladys Carpenter, Louise Clark, Eleanor Egner, Evelvn Iglehart, Ellois Jones and Marjorie Kinney. The Singing Stenogs will be featured there. Doris Olmstead will give daily organ recitals over YV.E.L.L. Orin Micklatcher will be founder of the International News Organization and one of the most interesting items he will write will be that concerning ff I .' f 1 .,..t 5 I ,A 1 g ,f ' i i i ' 1 l I 51 N'Tvsf- ' ,X ' f , . f, ' I ff-T -N I1 'i x 1 .f-Xfesi, 1 1 I-T, ' I ' ' Z, -1 I 1 yr :1.:1i ' ' R Ykq im... 1'.g.3l-1' ' f' . . - ?.,.. page ln Liberty Magazine, of which Glenadine Jacobs, nee lNIoon, will be editor. . rf- I . I 'l ,' 1.. 1 I 1 l . . i l ' lg i : I . ' . 5 . ' I ' 1 i i I T 1 , . 1 : - v 11 11,51-S Y' . ,. A . - . . ' I Q ,Z 11 ' the remarriage of Julia Clark and Donald Reish who had been divorced ten years before. This will be of special interest because of Mr. Reish being the well-known big fig and date man from Cairo. And also in the newspaper business will be Richard Fisher, Editor, and Kathleen Hentz, Assistant Editor of a New York publication. Marian Giddings will also be connected with the Associated Press but will drop it for the much more lucrative business of writing novels. Martha Helen Hoshal will he Superintendent of the Sunday School class and in charge of all the Child- renfs Day Programs in the church where Charles Harmon is pastor. He will be well known for his famous sermons on the success of the American Home. At the height of his career David Ball will be promoted to the important position of Assistant Sales Manager of the Mail Order Department of the Toledo District of the Barton and Schnackenberg Patent Medicine Co. Ruth Davidson will accept a teaching position in Panama. Harold Vaxter and Irenaeus Gude will be joint owners of the new airport where George Hamilton and Nathanael Gardner will i211

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