Batavia High School - Bee Aitch Ess Yearbook (Batavia, IL)

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1916 BEE AITCH ESS 1916 TTTTW illluzzvg is for the Muzzeys, five of which We have. is for the underhanded Work it takes to get them means We are zealous when We do. means also that we study them with zest. stands for Ethel Merrifield, the cause of all this salve O, uyumping! yimminy! it's a good book all the same Put them all together, they spell Muzzey, a word that means good his tory to us all. mlpfs who unit Zqnw Sugar and Ted coming out of English class: Onnust? S'right. Oakymofff' Surez zure stanninearf' Yuh meenit'? Ubetchaf' Oeseddy did ? Gurlova there. Whasheno bout ut? D'no zatsvvatshesedf' Oakymoff, yer kiddin'. Thinkso ya wantaf' Sa lookearf' Notslowd, someun earus Lettum, nothin' much. Gvvan. Gotta begitten long. Slong. Slong. I I l Why does Mr. Fancher begin his sentences with ' Izzy 'P Miss Burke is so cranky, sometimes, that I believe she could start a Ford. -K. Gunnon. Mr. Fancher Cin Physicsl- Charlie, why does a man have to lean ovei when he walks up a hill ? Charlie- To keep the center of gravity in front of him Deiinition of school-The place Where We are treated the best and grumble the most. H331

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1916 BEE AITCH ESS 1916 61112 Base Bereiuerz They sat upon the porch swing, His arm about her Waist g He said, Good-bye, my darling, 'Tis late, I must make haste. He fondly caressed her, And left her gay and bright, On another porch we find him With another girl next night. A A Ziinast Here's to the stude who gets his work, And gets it all alone. But here's to the stude who gets another's work, When he ought to be getting his own. miss zllllerrifielh A jingle in the air, A Watch on her Wrist, A ring of keys in her belt, A smile on her face, A book in her fist. Mr. Fancher Cin Physiologyb-- Paul, what is yeast ? Paul Peterson Cseriouslyj- Why you get yeast from the scum off beer. Mr. Fancher Cin Physicsj- Mr, Daniels, what do you do when you stand up in a canoe ? Ted blushed. Mr. Fancher fin Physicsl- Otis, tell how Archimedes discovered his principle. Otis- Oh, you mean that guy in the bath-tub. She was a smart, pretty girl. She was in the Senior class. Her mind ran so much on her Physics that one day she absent-mindedly placed a postscript on a letter to her lover: Do come with the pull of gravity. l132l

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1916 BEE AITCH ESS 1916 Uhr Seminars' Bream Rock a-bye Senior, on the tree top, As long as you study, The cradle will rock, But if you stop digging, The cradle will fall, And down will come Senior, Diploma and all. Un GBII1' Zllarnltg The modern Napoleon -Mr. Morton. Living Encyclopaedia -Miss Lind. One Whom You Can't Bluff -Mr. Fancher. The Model of Patience -Miss Marshall. You Cut That Out -Miss Merrifield. One Blessed With Love -Miss Drath. ll Ulu Exams Sing a song of test time, Brains are running highg Batavia High School students, Sink or swim or die, When the tests are over, Will the students sigh? Wasn't it a wonder That I didn't die? Ah, Zllrezhie The Way ain't sunny, But don't you fret, Cheer up, Freshy, You'1l be a Senior yet. fflll We wish to express our appreciation to our janitors, Mr. Farver and Mr. Kluwe, for the many things they have done for us. They have always been willing to clean up after our tracks and pick up our scraps of paper without a murmur. Mr. Farver certainly Won the good Will of the Annual Board by giving us eats when We Worked late. D341