Batavia High School - Bee Aitch Ess Yearbook (Batavia, IL)

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1916 BEE AITCH ESS 1916 61112 Base Bereiuerz They sat upon the porch swing, His arm about her Waist g He said, Good-bye, my darling, 'Tis late, I must make haste. He fondly caressed her, And left her gay and bright, On another porch we find him With another girl next night. A A Ziinast Here's to the stude who gets his work, And gets it all alone. But here's to the stude who gets another's work, When he ought to be getting his own. miss zllllerrifielh A jingle in the air, A Watch on her Wrist, A ring of keys in her belt, A smile on her face, A book in her fist. Mr. Fancher Cin Physiologyb-- Paul, what is yeast ? Paul Peterson Cseriouslyj- Why you get yeast from the scum off beer. Mr. Fancher Cin Physicsj- Mr, Daniels, what do you do when you stand up in a canoe ? Ted blushed. Mr. Fancher fin Physicsl- Otis, tell how Archimedes discovered his principle. Otis- Oh, you mean that guy in the bath-tub. She was a smart, pretty girl. She was in the Senior class. Her mind ran so much on her Physics that one day she absent-mindedly placed a postscript on a letter to her lover: Do come with the pull of gravity. l132l

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1916 BEE AITCH ESS 1916 Gen Ennh Rewannss Why every respectable man should swear just as often and as hard as he can. 1. Because 2. Because breeding. 3. Because friends. 4. Because ture. 5. Because boys. 6. Because 7. Because 8. Because 9. Because 10. Because the hereafter. it is such an elegant way of expressing one's thoughts. it is such conclusive proof of taste, character, and good it is such a sure way of making one's self agreeable to his it is a positive evidence of acquaintance with good litera- it furnishes such a splendid example and training for it is just what a man's mother enjoys having her son do. it would look so nice in print with your name signed to it. it is such a good way of increasing one's self respect. it is such a great help to manhood and virtue. it is such an infallible way of improving one's chances in I I I Uhr illimit Sugar- You are the breath of my life. Theo- Well, why don't you hold your breath for awhile ? Srhnnl frnm the Bifferent Huints nf Ninn Senior-A brain factory in which you start as assistant janitor and leave as general manage1'. J unior-A good place to stay after two years of war. Sophomore-A place in which to walk about and act as though you owned it. Freshman-A place which would cease to exist without you. A leap-year l l l note from Gladys WO1'th to Paul Parce: Dearest Paul: Will you please take me to the football game in St. Charles 'F Miss Drath Gladys Worth. Cin Physiologyl- All people are infants until they reach the age of twenty-one. Gordon Barr- Are you an infant ? 11311

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1916 BEE AITCH ESS 1916 TTTTW illluzzvg is for the Muzzeys, five of which We have. is for the underhanded Work it takes to get them means We are zealous when We do. means also that we study them with zest. stands for Ethel Merrifield, the cause of all this salve O, uyumping! yimminy! it's a good book all the same Put them all together, they spell Muzzey, a word that means good his tory to us all. mlpfs who unit Zqnw Sugar and Ted coming out of English class: Onnust? S'right. Oakymofff' Surez zure stanninearf' Yuh meenit'? Ubetchaf' Oeseddy did ? Gurlova there. Whasheno bout ut? D'no zatsvvatshesedf' Oakymoff, yer kiddin'. Thinkso ya wantaf' Sa lookearf' Notslowd, someun earus Lettum, nothin' much. Gvvan. Gotta begitten long. Slong. Slong. I I l Why does Mr. Fancher begin his sentences with ' Izzy 'P Miss Burke is so cranky, sometimes, that I believe she could start a Ford. -K. Gunnon. Mr. Fancher Cin Physicsl- Charlie, why does a man have to lean ovei when he walks up a hill ? Charlie- To keep the center of gravity in front of him Deiinition of school-The place Where We are treated the best and grumble the most. H331