Batavia High School - Bee Aitch Ess Yearbook (Batavia, IL)

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1916 BEE AITCH ESS 1916 Gen Ennh Rewannss Why every respectable man should swear just as often and as hard as he can. 1. Because 2. Because breeding. 3. Because friends. 4. Because ture. 5. Because boys. 6. Because 7. Because 8. Because 9. Because 10. Because the hereafter. it is such an elegant way of expressing one's thoughts. it is such conclusive proof of taste, character, and good it is such a sure way of making one's self agreeable to his it is a positive evidence of acquaintance with good litera- it furnishes such a splendid example and training for it is just what a man's mother enjoys having her son do. it would look so nice in print with your name signed to it. it is such a good way of increasing one's self respect. it is such a great help to manhood and virtue. it is such an infallible way of improving one's chances in I I I Uhr illimit Sugar- You are the breath of my life. Theo- Well, why don't you hold your breath for awhile ? Srhnnl frnm the Bifferent Huints nf Ninn Senior-A brain factory in which you start as assistant janitor and leave as general manage1'. J unior-A good place to stay after two years of war. Sophomore-A place in which to walk about and act as though you owned it. Freshman-A place which would cease to exist without you. A leap-year l l l note from Gladys WO1'th to Paul Parce: Dearest Paul: Will you please take me to the football game in St. Charles 'F Miss Drath Gladys Worth. Cin Physiologyl- All people are infants until they reach the age of twenty-one. Gordon Barr- Are you an infant ? 11311

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1916 BEE AITCH ESS 1916 A iinwai frnm Berhg i Elvnna U Here's to your eyes, Here's to mineg Here's tomy lips, Here's to thine. Our eyes have met, Our lips not yetg But Oh! you kid! I'll get you yet. Bun? Bu Ili. Don't study in Assembly. Don't bang the desks during General Exercises. Don't swipe gloves and hatpins. Don't throw down other people's w1'aps when getting your own. Don't forget to study once a week. Don't ask every girl you see for a date. Don't accept every date you're asked for. Don't walk around the corridors during recitation periods. Don't wink at Mr. Fancher. Don't stand on your head. Don't put a banner on the flag pole. Donlt eat dill pickles in Physics Lab.,' l l l Lady- The set of teeth you made for me is too big. Dentist- That's easily remedied, madam, get into the chair and I'll stretch your mouth a bit. Life is a joke, And things show itg Look at a Freshman, And then you'll know it. Miss Lind to Freshman- What are the parts of speech ? Freshman- The tongue, the teeth and the lips. Ricky- I got zero in English this month. Tinky- Gee, that's nothing. Teacher- What have you read, William? Bill- The only thing I have red, is hair. None would suppose it but I'm naturally bashful-Ethna Rogers. l130l

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1916 BEE AITCH ESS 1916 61112 Base Bereiuerz They sat upon the porch swing, His arm about her Waist g He said, Good-bye, my darling, 'Tis late, I must make haste. He fondly caressed her, And left her gay and bright, On another porch we find him With another girl next night. A A Ziinast Here's to the stude who gets his work, And gets it all alone. But here's to the stude who gets another's work, When he ought to be getting his own. miss zllllerrifielh A jingle in the air, A Watch on her Wrist, A ring of keys in her belt, A smile on her face, A book in her fist. Mr. Fancher Cin Physiologyb-- Paul, what is yeast ? Paul Peterson Cseriouslyj- Why you get yeast from the scum off beer. Mr. Fancher Cin Physicsj- Mr, Daniels, what do you do when you stand up in a canoe ? Ted blushed. Mr. Fancher fin Physicsl- Otis, tell how Archimedes discovered his principle. Otis- Oh, you mean that guy in the bath-tub. She was a smart, pretty girl. She was in the Senior class. Her mind ran so much on her Physics that one day she absent-mindedly placed a postscript on a letter to her lover: Do come with the pull of gravity. l132l